β€œProof” with Andy Milder really stuck with me, anyone else?? Something about the gleeful way he laughed while he was doing it just got to me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandaPandaLee
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I'm actor Andy Milder. I was on Weeds and other stuff. I'm bored AF. Ask me anything.

I did this once before, years ago, and enjoyed it. Let's give it another go.

Proof of identity

Edit: No edit.

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Andy Milder @ me (Mobilemoll) and I saw his Cameos. The birthday one was cute. The one to β€œCelia Hodes” was cringe to me.
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My name is Andy Milder. I'm an actor, I was on "Weeds." This is my first attempt at Reddit. AMA

Proof? How can I offer proof? Hmmm...

http://www.milder.com/proof.jpg

--Final(?) UPDATE--

I guess these things have a lifespan and this life appears to be done. I had fun Reddit. I'll look over here again from time to time if anyone still has questions. Thanks for all your interest!

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Finally figured out who Father Chantel reminds me of - Andy Milder aka Dean Hodes from Weeds.
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[Table] IAmA: My name is Andy Milder. I'm an actor, I was on "Weeds." This is my first attempt at Reddit. AMA

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Date: 2014-09-03

Link to submission (Has self-text)

Questions Answers
Would you be interested in commenting on the way Nancy Botwin was forced into her lifestyle? I am writing a paper in sociology and could use a quote. Nancy was placed into a tough situation and acted in the way she thought best. Was it the best choice? No. In retrospect, with the way marijuana has been accepted by society now, it seems almost harmless, but she kept making bad choices. But more to your point, she was not forced into anything. She made choices. She could've gotten a mainstream job, she could've changed her lifestyle. She put herself into her own predicaments.
I think that's one of the more salient points of Weeds, that Nancy's misfortune was usually a result of some conscious choice she made. Sometimes 'bad luck' isn't really bad luck. We are the common denominator of all our bad relationships. Well said.
If you are interested in answering one last question... Some people say that children are easily influenced by their home life. Is this true with the progression of Shane Botwin? Would the event with the croquet mallet have taken place if his mother would have left him out of the loop? Would he have been an alcoholic if it wasn't for his mother's choices? Well, by MY interpretation of what the writers were implying, Nancy was the downfall of all the Botwins. So I think he would've been much better off and none of those things would've happened if Nancy hadn't made her choices.
How'd you get your start? Any advice for others? I fell ass-backwards into some good luck. My advice is to not be an actor. I know too many who are/were really talented and had nothing happen, but if you really want to pursue it, I'd say take classes. Find good ones. Live in NYC, Chicago or LA. Hang out with other people in the business. Live the life and you'll kinda see how it works.

[Weeds was an amazing show, I d

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Notes and Highlights of Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s Live Update January 10, 2022

Notes and Highlights of Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear’s Live Update January 10, 2022

Notes by /u/mr_tyler_durden and Daily Update Team

Watch here:

Headlines

  • Cases, Positivity rate, Hospitalizations, ICUs, ventilators, Hospital capacity
  • Last week, we had 52,603 cases of COVID-19. Our previous record was 30,680. And still,<...>it's a possibility that that peak could potentially even double, depending on our practices and what we do.
  • The plan right now is between the National Guard we already have out there and ones we are going to be sending to other hospitals, we'll have about 445 active guardsmen and -women assisting through hospitals and at the moment through our food banks. There'll be assisting all over the Commonwealth with the exception of hospitals that didn't need them yet, or have other plans.
  • The way we prevent this happening, from our hospitals being overwhelmed, are vaccinations and boosters. It is an incredibly clear pattern, more so I believe with Omicron than anything before it, that the level of your vaccination correlates almost directly with how hard this thing impacts you. If you are vaccinated and boosted most people will say it's like a cold or they don't have any symptoms at all. If you are vaccinated but not boosted, you are having waning immunity. It hits people and they feel like some people did with the original version of COVID. If you are unvaccinated, for many people, this is hitting you like a freight train. And the vast majority of those ending up in the hospital are unvaccinated.
  • <Dr. Stack> Omicron is setting new record highs for the numbers of new cases and test positivity rate on a nearly daily basis at this point.<...>And then finally we are now in a nearly vertical spike, the likes of which dwarf all prior escalations. In just two weeks, Kentucky has gone from roughly half of our Delta surge peak to more than double our Delta peak. **At this point, essentially all COVID-19 is likely to be the Omicron v
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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i Karenough to
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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