Andy Hughes Puns

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Delayed autograders are really unfair to students, especially those who start early. I started my project the day it came out and finished it a short time later. After testing, I went to submit to autolab only to find out there was no grader for it. The grader came out today, which means I and the rest of the class only have 3 days to test against the grader. While I am aware that we need to test our own code, we also need to be able to submit after we have tested. I tested my code as thoroughly as I could, and when I submitted today, I only got a 30/50. The fact that a 2 week long project only has a way to fully test with 3 days left is quite unfair. I get that Hughes had to change the course because of the new curriculum but other professors have had no problems with getting autograders up in time. As a final note, tests in courses are reflections of your teaching and your ability to test fairly. A midterm average of a 40% without a curve is not normal, even for a difficult course. A professor that sees that, says the equivalent of "shit that sucks mate" and does nothing about should do something about it.

EDIT: changed from not a good professor to saying that I think he should do something about it. I don't want to offend him if he does see this, I'm just writing to vent how I and some others feel about the course.

No need to break the paywall, just name the trades he offered. Thanks

#New Jersey Devils (14-17-5) at New York Islanders (10-12-6)

#UBS Arena

###Projected Lineups

###Injuries

#In-Game Updates

###Boxscore

###Team Stats

I was surprised to find out there was no write-up for this. I think there might have been one once, but it has been deleted, so I decided to do one of my own.

#The Author

Frey is an author, businessmen, and all around sketchy fellow from Ohio. He went to Denison University and majored in history – you don’t care about that, but I thought I’d mention it anyway.

Frey fumbled from project to project until he got his big break in 1998 when he wrote the screenplay for ‘Kissing A Fool’, starring David Schwimmer and some other people. Judging by its 5.6/10 rating on IMDB, it was exactly as bad as everything else Frey ever touched. After that, he wrote and directed Sugar: The Fall of the West, which must have been even worse than Kissing a Fool, because it seems to have completely disappeared from the face of the Earth. I can’t find a single scrap of information about it anywhere online.

#The Book

In April of 2003, James Frey approached the publishing house Doubleday with his memoir ‘A Million Little Pieces’. It was a tale of drug addiction, criminality, recovery, and a slow, painful return to society. A true hero’s journey in the Campbellian style. And according to Frey, it was all true. The book hit shelves on 15th April.

So what actually happens? Well, I decided to subject myself to it so you don’t have to. I didn’t pay for it of course. I’m not insane.

After the EPUB file had finished torrenting, I opened the book and read the first page, realised I was only reading the reviews and the book didn’t actually begin for three more pages, opened up Goodreads and saw that it was 515 pages long, closed the book, and returned to this document.

So here are the spark notes, reworded just enough that it doesn’t count as plagiarism.

James wakes up on a flight to Chicago with no clue where he is. He’s missing a piece of his cheek, has four broken teeth, and his nose is broken too. Travelling with him are a doctor and two mysterious gentlemen. When he lands, he meets his parents, who had flown in from Tokyo to collect him. Frey is then taken to rehab in Minnesota. He is almost immediately attacked by another patient, but finds solace in new friends – a young woman named Lilly and a career criminal named Leonard.

*This begins James’s horrible road to recovery. He experiences constant, painful vomiting from withdrawals, and a double root canal (without painkill