André Sogliuzzo confirmed he is returning in Mafia: Definitive Edition thanks to collectible from gameplay and tweet.
https://twitter.com/AndreSogliuzzo/status/1262924390360104960
He will probably be playing Carlo Falcone as the Capo of Moretti Family who takes over the Family and renames it Falcone and becomes the Don.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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.
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
Veteran fans and newcomers alike will no doubt have greatly enjoyed the delivery of lines and jokes that have aged as well as a dead fish. You've also likely pointed at the screen multiple times and shouted 'Hey, It's That Voice!' So let's take a moment to recognize and appreciate the actors responsible for bringing life to these characters!
J. Grant Albrecht as Crypto - Grant Albrecht gives Crypto a hilarious Jack Nicholson impression, which works well as a murderous brain-eating alien from outer space. Though he also voices some of the G-men as well. You might be surprised to learn, though, that he's had a few notable roles before and after DAH!
Before DAH, Albrecht starred opposite Bryan Cranston in an episode of Malcolm In The Middle as a wheelchair-bound Tough Guy in the episode 'Monkey.' Albrecht is actually confined to a wheelchair himself in real life.
Also before DAH, Albrecht had several notable voice roles.
- Kilpatrick, Grout, Dema, Bishop Vick, Johansen in Vampire The Masquerade
- Garvin Tralk, Khalil'Mun, Gavin Ironforge, Trevor Mintern, Jetsam Anchorwash,Master-at-Arms Dagorel, Matthias Siegemaker, War Duke Gesarius, Zhox Selith, Ferri Koude in Everquest II
- The End in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Albrecht went on to have many more notable roles after DAH as well.
- Federal Marshall, Deputy Bob the Blade in Gun
- The Roadies in Brutal Legend
- Sheriff Black in the original RAGE
- Most notably, he went on to voice Balder in the Bayonetta franchise
Richard Steven Horvitz as Pox - Yes, you have heard Pox's voice before, from one of very many different sources.
- Zim from Invader Zim
- Billy and Billy's dad Harold in The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
- Kaos from Skylanders
- Raz from Psychonauts
- Alpha 5 from Power Rangers
- The voice of the green grapes from Fruit of the Loom ads
- Grey Matter from Ben 10
- Daggett from The Angry Beavers
- Dr. Rota in Dragon Ball Super's English Dub
- Kanchome in Zatch Bell
- Geredo, Guard Tanglor, Shawdowman, Skeleton, Snorgle Filthwallow, Gerbard the Snitch, Cog Burn, Ogobre, Jubbs Tagglefoot, Gubbo Chaley, Farmer Walcott, Turtle in Everquest II
- The Zoni in The Ratchet & Clank series
Horvitz really needs no introduction, if you had a childhood you've heard his voice.
Nika Futterman as Silhouette - An underrated actress, Futterman had very few notable roles before DAH, though she did have a few.
- Velvet 'V.V.' Velour in Vampire The Masquerade
- Guard V'Raen Priest
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
“thank you for your cervix.”
...sails are going through the roof.
Made me smile
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
A taxi
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
I said, “That makes two of us.”
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
An assassin
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
