Happy Noruz everyone! That's my State Senator Anna Kaplan along with the Senate Majority Leader Andrea Stewart-Cousins at the first official New York state celebration of Noruz two years ago. Eide Shoma Mobarak!
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Every Returning Player's Average Placement (Best to Worst)

I have way too much time on my hands so I decided to make this lol. Maybe I'll update it with future returnee seasons, I don't rly know, I just thought this would be fun since I'm super into Survivor statistics and shit.

  • Natalie Anderson: 1.5
  • Michele Fitzgerald: 2
  • Ben Driebergen: 3
  • Reiman Bledsoe: 3 (or 3.5 if you consider him a 3rd placer instead of 2nd placer in Cambodia)
  • Tai Trang, Denise Stapley: 3.5
  • Nick Wilson: 4
  • Tasha Fox: 4 (or 4.5 if you consider her a 3rd placer instead of 2nd placer in Cambodia)
  • Keith Nale, Big Tom, Danielle DiLorenzo, John Cochran: 4.5
  • Amanda Kimmel: 4.67
  • Kim Spradlin-Wolfe, Erik Reichenbach, Gervase Peterson: 5
  • Sarah Lacina: 5.33
  • Sophie Clarke, Troyzan Robertson, Stephen Fishbach. Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien, Jenna Lewis: 5.5
  • Parvati Shallow, Abi-Maria Gomes, Phillip Sheppard, Lex can den Berghe, Aras Baskauskas: 6
  • Dawn Meehan: 6 (or 6.5 if you consider her a 3rd placer instead of 2nd placer in Caramoan)
  • Colby Donaldson, Jeremy Collins, Coach Wade: 6.33
  • Adam Klein, Courtney Yates, Kelly Wiglesworth, REDACTED: 6.5
  • Andrea Boehlke: 6.67
  • Ozzy Lusth: 6.75
  • Tony Vlachos, Wendell Holland, FFGCSDTA, Eliza Orlins: 7
  • Cirie Fields: 7.25
  • Jerri Manthey: 7.33
  • Russel Hantz: 7.33 (11.25 if you count AUS Survivor)
  • Yul Kwon, David Wright, Richard Hatch: 7.5
  • Aubry Bracco, Tina Wesson: 7.67
  • Brenda Lowe, Laura Morret, Kass McQuillen, Woo Hwang, Alicia Calaway, Shii Ann Huang, Monica Culpepper: 8
  • Sandra Diaz-Twine: 8.25
  • Ami Cusack, Sue Hawk, Brad Culpepper, Tom Westman, Jenna Morasca: 8.5
  • Boston Rob: 8.6
  • Tyson Apostol: 8.75
  • Amber Mariano, JT Thomas, Kimmi Kappenberg, Terry Deitz, Rob Cesternino: 9
  • Kelley Wentworth, James Clement, Stephenie LaGrossa: 9.33
  • Rupert Boneham, Zeke Smith, Corinne Kaplan, Bobby Jon Drinkard: 9.5
  • Jonathan Penner: 9.67
  • Ethan Zohn, Malcolm Freberg, Danni Boatwright, Debbie Wanner, Rudy Boesch: 10
  • Michaela Bradshaw, Kat Edorsson, Brandon Hantz: 10.5
  • Joe Anglim, Candice Cody: 10.67
  • Yau-Man Chan, Andrew Savage: 11
  • Monica Padilla, Peih-Gee Law, Sugar Kiper, Jonny Fairplay: 11.5
  • Ciera Eastin: 11.67
  • Hali Ford: 12
  • Randy Bailey: 13
  • Shirin Oskooi: 13.5
  • Jeff Varner: 13.67
  • Russell Swan: 14.5
  • Vytas Baskauskas: 15
  • Colton Cumbie: 16
  • Caleb Reynolds: 16.5
  • Francesca Hogi: 19
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Match Thread: Trabzonspor vs Istanbul Basaksehir | Turkish Super Lig

#FT: Trabzonspor 0-0 Istanbul Basaksehir


Venue: Senol Günes Spor Kompleksi

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LINE-UPS

Trabzonspor

Ugurcan Cakir, Stefano Denswil, Bruno Peres, Anders Trondsen (Ismail Köybasi), Huseyin Turkmen, Dorukhan Toköz (Manolis Siopis), Abdülkadir Ömür (Yusuf Sari), Djaniny, Marek Hamsik, Anastasios Bakasetas, Andreas Cornelius (Bengali-Fodé Koita).

Subs: Ahmetcan Kaplan, Erce Kardesler, Berat Özdemir, Serkan Asan, Yunus Malli, Abdulkadir Parmak.

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Istanbul Basaksehir

Muhammed Sengezer, Hasan Ali Kaldirim, Júnior Caiçara, Youssouf Ndayishimiye, Léo Duarte, Danijel Aleksic, Berkay Özcan (Deniz Turuc), Mahmut Tekdemir, Fredrik Gulbrandsen (Nacer Chadli), Edin Visca, Stefano Okaka.

Subs: Lucas Lima, Sener Özbayrakli, Volkan Babacan, Alexandru Epureanu, Atabey Çiçek, Carlos Ponck, Emre Karaal, Emre Kaplan.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

32' Huseyin Turkmen Yellow Card

45' Youssouf Ndayishimiye Yellow Card

73' On: Nacer Chadli|Off: Fredrik Gulbrandsen

73' On: Deniz Turuc|Off: Berkay Özcan

76' On: Bengali-Fodé Koita|Off: Andreas Cornelius

76' On: Manolis Siopis|Off: Dorukhan Toköz

83' On: Ismail Köybasi|Off: Anders Trondsen

88' On: Yusuf Sari|Off: Abdülkadir Ömür

89' Stefano Okaka Yellow Card


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Match Thread: Trabzonspor vs Fenerbahce - Super Lig - Matchday 9

Trabzonspor - Fenerbahce

Super Lig - Matchday 9

FT: 90' Trabzonspor 3 - 1 Fenerbahce

Match Info

Date: October 17, 2021
Time: 16:00 (UTC)
Venue: Medical Park Stadyumu
Referee: Ali Sansalan, Turkey


Lineups

Trabzonspor - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Uğurcan Çakır, Bruno Peres, Edgar Ié, Vitor Hugo, Stefano Denswil, Abdülkadir Ömür, Berat Ayberk Özdemir, Anastasios Bakasetas, Gervinho, Djaniny, Anthony Nwakaeme
Subs: Erce Kardeşler, Ahmetcan Kaplan, Hüseyin Türkmen, İsmail Köybaşı, Anders Trondsen, Dorukhan Toköz, Manolis Siopis, Yunus Malli, Andreas Cornelius, Yusuf Sarı

Fenerbahce - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Altay Bayındır, Min-jae Kim, Attila Szalai, Filip Novák, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Miguel Crespo, Luiz Gustavo, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Mesut Özil, Enner Valencia, Diego Rossi
Subs: Berke Özer, Nazım Sangaré, Marcel Tisserand, Dimitrios Pelkas, José Sosa, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Max Meyer, Miha Zajc, Mergim Berisha, Serdar Dursun


Match Stats

Trabzonspor Fenerbahce
7 Shots On Goal 4
8 Shots Off Goal 0
13 Shots inside box 3
7 Shots outside box 1
20 Total Shots 4
5 Blocked Shots 0
15 Fouls 13
1 Corner Kicks 1
3 Offsides 1
72% Ball Possession 28%
1 Yellow Cards 6
0 Red Cards 1
3 Goalkeeper Saves 3
592 Total Passes 232
90% Pass Accuracy 72%

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

3' GOAL! Scored by D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)

14' Yellow Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)

23' Yellow Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)

23' Red Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)

25' GOAL! Scored by A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)

37' Yellow Card for Luiz Gustavo (Fenerbahce)

43' Substitution: Y. Sarı for A. Nwakaeme (Trabzonspor)

46' Substitution: A. Trondsen for S. Denswil (Trabzonspor)

52' Substitution: D. Toköz for Bruno Peres (Trabzonspor)

62' Yellow Card for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

62' Substitution: S. Dursun for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

62' Yellow Card for Edgar Ié (Trabzonspor)

68' Substitution: E. Siopis for B. Özdemir (Trabzonspor)

68' Substitution: A. Cornelius for Y. Gervinho (Trabzonspor)

75' Substitution: J. Sosa for M. Özil (Fenerbahce)

75' Substitution: M. Tisserand for D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)

86' Penalty scored by A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)

86' Yell

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Match Thread: Besiktas - Trabzonspor [Super Lig]

#FT: 90' Besiktas 1 - 2 Trabzonspor

Round: Matchday 12
Time: 16:00 (UTC)
Referee: Erkan Ozdamar, Turkey
Venue: Vodafone Park


###RECENT FORM

Besiktas: LWLWLD

Trabzonspor: WWWWDD


###LINE-UPS

Besiktas - 4-1-4-1

Starting XI: Ersin Destanoğlu, Valentin Rosier, Welinton, Domagoj Vida, Cengiz Umut Meraş, Souza, Rachid Ghezzal, Alex Teixeira, Miralem Pjanić, Cyle Larin, Güven Yalçın

Substitutes: Mert Günok, Francisco Montero, Rıdvan Yılmaz, Atiba Hutchinson, Georges-Kévin N'Koudou, Oğuzhan Özyakup, Mehmet Topal, Salih Uçan, Necip Uysal, Kenan Karaman

Coach: S. Yalçın

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Trabzonspor - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Uğurcan Çakır, Dorukhan Toköz, Hüseyin Türkmen, Vitor Hugo, Anders Trondsen, Berat Ayberk Özdemir, Marek Hamšík, Abdülkadir Ömür, Anastasios Bakasetas, Anthony Nwakaeme, Djaniny

Substitutes: Erce Kardeşler, Serkan Asan, Stefano Denswil, Ahmetcan Kaplan, İsmail Köybaşı, Yunus Malli, Abdulkadir Parmak, Manolis Siopis, Andreas Cornelius, Yusuf Sarı

Coach: A. Avcı


###MATCH STATS:

Besiktas 1 - 2 Trabzonspor
55% Ball Possession 45%
17 Total Shots 7
6 Shots On Target 4
7 Shots Off Target 2
4 Blocked Shots 1
11 Shots Inside Box 7
6 Shots Outside Box 0
7 Corner Kicks 4
1 Offsides 0
10 Fouls 9
2 Yellow Cards 2
0 Red Cards 0
1 Goalkeeper Saves 5
526 Passes 457
439 (83%) Accurate Passes 368 (81%)

###MATCH EVENTS

0' KICKOFF!

31' Substitution: E. Siopis for A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)

39' Yellow Card for D. Toköz (Trabzonspor)

41' Yellow Card for E. Siopis (Trabzonspor)

45' GOAL! Scored by A. Ömür (Trabzonspor)

48' Yellow Card for C. Larin (Besiktas)

62' GOAL! Scored by C. Larin (Besiktas)

66' Substitution: S. Denswil for H. Türkmen (Trabzonspor)

67' Substitution: A. Cornelius for Djaniny (Trabzonspor)

78' Substitution: G. Nkoudou for G. Yalçın (Besiktas)

78' Substitution: Y. Sarı for B. Özdemir (Trabzonspor)

78' Substitution: S. Uçan for Alex Teixeira (Besiktas)

82' Substitution: S. Asan for D. Toköz (Trabzonspor)

83' Yellow Card for D. Vida (Besiktas)

84' Substitution: A. Hutchinson for M. Pjanić (Besiktas)

88' Substitution: K. Karaman for C. Larin (Besiktas)

90' GOAL! Sco

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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[S] Full list of US survivor players

The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.

  • Aaron Meredith [39]
  • Aaron Reisberger [15]
  • Abi-Maria Gomes [25/31]
  • Ace Gordon [17]
  • Adam Gentry [13]
  • Adam Klein [33/40]
  • Alan Ball [35]
  • Albert Destrade [23]
  • Alec Christy [29]
  • Alec Merlino [37]
  • Alecia Holden [32]
  • Alex Angarita [14]
  • Alex Bell [6]
  • Alexandria Elliott [35]
  • Alexis Jones [16]
  • Alexis Maxwell [28]
  • Alicia Calaway [2/8]
  • Alicia Rosa [24]
  • Alina Wilson [21]
  • Alison Raybould [38]
  • Allie Pohevitz [26]
  • Amanda Kimmel [15/16/20]
  • Amber Brkich/Amber Mariano [2/8/40]
  • Ami Cusack [9/16]
  • Amy O’Hara [11]
  • Andrea Boehlke [22/26/34]
  • Andrew Savage [7/31]
  • Angela Perkins [36]
  • Angelina Keeley [37]
  • Angie Jakusz [10]
  • Angie Layton [25]
  • Anna Khait [32]
  • Anthony Robinson [14]
  • Aras Baskauskas [12/27]
  • Artis Silvester [25]
  • Ashlee Ashby [10]
  • Ashley Massaro [15]
  • Ashley Nolan [35]
  • Ashley Trainer [19]
  • Ashley Underwood [22]
  • Aubry Bracco [32/34/38]
  • Aurora McCreary [38]
  • Austin Carty [12]
  • Baylor Wilson [29]
  • BB Andersen [1]
  • Becky Lee [13]
  • Ben Browning [19]
  • Ben Driebergen [35/40]
  • Ben Henry [21]
  • Betsy Bolan [19]
  • Bi Nguyen [37]
  • Bill Posley [22]
  • Billy Garcia [13]
  • Blake Towsley [11]
  • Bob Crowley [17]
  • Bobby Jon Drinkard [10/11]
  • Bobby Mason [12]
  • Boo Bernis [14]
  • Brad Culpepper [27/34]
  • Brad Reese [41]
  • Brad Virata [13]
  • Bradley Kleihege [36]
  • Brandon Bellinger [11]
  • Brandon Hantz [23/26]
  • Brandon Quinton [3]
  • Brandy Finta [9]
  • Brenda Lowe [21/26]
  • Brendan Shapiro [36]
  • Brendan Synnott [18]
  • Bret LaBelle [33]
  • Brett Clouser [19]
  • Brian Corridan [11]
  • Brian Heidik [5]
  • Brianna Varela [11]
  • Brice Johnston [28]
  • Brook Geraghty [9]
  • Brooke Struck [11]
  • Bruce Kanegai [12]
  • Bubba Sampson [9]
  • Burton Roberts [7]
  • Butch Lockley [6]
  • Caleb Bankston [27]
  • Caleb Reynolds [32/34]
  • Candace Smith [18]
  • Candice Woodcock/Candice Cody [13/20/27]
  • Cao Boi Bui [13]
  • Carl Bilancione [3]
  • Carl Boudreaux [37]
  • Carolina Eastwood [18]
  • Carolyn Rivera [30]
  • Carter Williams [25]
  • Caryn Groedel [10]
  • Cassandra Franklin [14]
  • Cecilia Mansilla [13]
  • Chad Crittenden [9]
  • Charlie Herschel [17]
  • Chase Rice [21]
  • Chelsea Meissner [24]
  • Chelsea Townsend [36]
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-87)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

  1. (eBook PDF)Fingerprinting Analysis and Quality Control Methods of Herbal Medicines by Ravindra Kumar Pandey , Shiv Shankar Shukla , Amber Vyas , Vishal Jain , Parag Jain , Shailendra Saraf

  2. (eBook PDF)Healthcare Affordability by Sr., Paul Walter Odomirok

  3. (eBook PDF)An Anthropology of Contemporary Art by Thomas Fillitz , Paul van der Grijp

  4. (eBook PDF)The Project Management Coaching Workbook by Susanne Madsen

  5. (eBook PDF)Time Series Analysis by Henrik Madsen

  6. (eBook PDF)Complexity of Seismic Time Series: Measurement and Application by Tamaz Chelidze , Filippos Vallianatos , Luciano Telesca

  7. (eBook PDF)Sensors for Mechatronics, 2nd Edition by Paul P. L. Regtien , Edwin Dertien

  8. (eBook PDF)Mineral Exploration Principles and Applications, 2nd Edition by Swapan Kumar Haldar

  9. (eBook PDF)Late-Stage Fluorination of Bioactive Molecules and Biologically-Relevant Substrates by Al Postigo

  10. (eBook PDF)Structural Health Monitoring For Advanced Composite Structures by M H Ferri Aliabadi , Z Sharif Khodaei

  11. (eBook PDF)Introduction To Computational Earthquake Engineering Third Edition by Muneo Hori

  12. (eBook PDF)Cancer Cell Chemoresistance And Chemosensitization by Ajaikumar B Kunnumakkara , Ajaikumar B. Kunnumakkara , Devivasha Bordoloi , Javadi Monisha

  13. (eBook PDF)Compassionate Moral Realism by Colin Marshall

  14. (eBook PDF)Community Interests Across International Law by Eyal Benvenisti , Georg Nolte

  15. (eBook PDF)Commodities: MARKETS, PERFORMANCE, AND STRATEGIES by H. Kent Baker , Greg Filbeck , Jeffrey H. Harris

  16. (eBook PDF)Charles Olson and American Modernism by Mark ers

  17. (eBook PDF)The Changing Face of Volunteering in Hospice and Palliative Care by Ros Scott , Steven Howlett

  18. (eBook PDF)Challenges for Humanitarian Intervention by C. A. J. Coady , Ned Dobos , Sagar Sanyal

  19. (eBook PDF)Central Banking in Turbulent Times by Francesco Papadia ,

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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👤︎ u/TR1771N
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
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Covid problems
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves
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For Gotham
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👤︎ u/FreeHugsXD
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The Ancient Romans II
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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👤︎ u/Sk2ec
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Naan-negotiable
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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Post-Match Thread: Besiktas 1 - 2 Trabzonspor [Super Lig]

#FT: Besiktas 1 - 2 Trabzonspor


Round: Matchday 12
Referee: Erkan Ozdamar, Turkey
Venue: Vodafone Park


###LINE-UPS

Besiktas - 4-1-4-1

Starting XI: Ersin Destanoğlu, Valentin Rosier, Welinton, Domagoj Vida, Cengiz Umut Meraş, Souza, Rachid Ghezzal, Alex Teixeira, Miralem Pjanić, Cyle Larin, Güven Yalçın

Substitutes: Mert Günok, Francisco Montero, Rıdvan Yılmaz, Atiba Hutchinson, Georges-Kévin N'Koudou, Oğuzhan Özyakup, Mehmet Topal, Salih Uçan, Necip Uysal, Kenan Karaman

Coach: S. Yalçın

^____________________________

Trabzonspor - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Uğurcan Çakır, Dorukhan Toköz, Hüseyin Türkmen, Vitor Hugo, Anders Trondsen, Berat Ayberk Özdemir, Marek Hamšík, Abdülkadir Ömür, Anastasios Bakasetas, Anthony Nwakaeme, Djaniny

Substitutes: Erce Kardeşler, Serkan Asan, Stefano Denswil, Ahmetcan Kaplan, İsmail Köybaşı, Yunus Malli, Abdulkadir Parmak, Manolis Siopis, Andreas Cornelius, Yusuf Sarı

Coach: A. Avcı


###MATCH STATS:

Besiktas 1 - 2 Trabzonspor
55% Ball Possession 45%
17 Total Shots 7
6 Shots On Target 4
7 Shots Off Target 2
4 Blocked Shots 1
11 Shots Inside Box 7
6 Shots Outside Box 0
7 Corner Kicks 4
1 Offsides 0
10 Fouls 9
2 Yellow Cards 2
0 Red Cards 0
1 Goalkeeper Saves 5
526 Passes 457
439 (83%) Accurate Passes 368 (81%)

###PLAYER MATCH STATS

Besiktas

Player Rating Mins Shots Tackles Passes Duels Dribbles
Rachid Ghezzal 7.9 94 2 3 51 11 5
Valentin Rosier 7.3 94 0 3 49 8 1
Miralem Pjanić 7.3 82 0 0 73 6 1
Welinton 7.2 94 1 7 67 11 0
Domagoj Vida 7.2 94 0 3 51 10 1
Güven Yalçın 7.2 75 4 1 17 12 3
Cengiz Umut Meraş 6.9 94 1 2 57 11 1
Souza 6.9 94 0 4 46 15 0
Ersin Destanoğlu 6.6 94 0 0 22 2 0
Cyle Larin 6.6 85 4 2 21 13 1
Alex Teixeira 6.3 75 1 0 27 7 1
Atiba Hutchinson 6.3 12 0 0 9 1 0
Salih Uçan 6.3 19 0 0 8 1 0
Kenan Karaman 6.3 9 0 0 2 0 0
Georges-Kévin N'Koudou 6.2 19 0 0 4 2 0

Trabzonspor

Player Rating Mins Shots Tackles Passes Duels Dribbles
Marek Hamšík 8 94 0 2 51 4 0
Abdülkadir Ömür 7.7 94 1 3 40 16 4
Manolis Siopis 7.7 63 0 6 28 11 1
Uğurcan Çakır 7.3 94 0 0 41 1 0
Hüseyin Türkmen 7 66 0 2 37 4 0
Berat Ayberk
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Post-Match Thread: Trabzonspor 3-1 Fenerbahce

Trabzonspor - Fenerbahce

Super Lig - Matchday 9

FT: 90' Trabzonspor 3 - 1 Fenerbahce

Match Info

Date: October 17, 2021
Time: 16:00 (UTC)
Venue: Medical Park Stadyumu
Referee: Ali Sansalan, Turkey


Lineups

Trabzonspor - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Uğurcan Çakır, Bruno Peres, Edgar Ié, Vitor Hugo, Stefano Denswil, Abdülkadir Ömür, Berat Ayberk Özdemir, Anastasios Bakasetas, Gervinho, Djaniny, Anthony Nwakaeme
Subs: Erce Kardeşler, Ahmetcan Kaplan, Hüseyin Türkmen, İsmail Köybaşı, Anders Trondsen, Dorukhan Toköz, Manolis Siopis, Yunus Malli, Andreas Cornelius, Yusuf Sarı

Fenerbahce - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Altay Bayındır, Min-jae Kim, Attila Szalai, Filip Novák, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Miguel Crespo, Luiz Gustavo, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Mesut Özil, Enner Valencia, Diego Rossi
Subs: Berke Özer, Nazım Sangaré, Marcel Tisserand, Dimitrios Pelkas, José Sosa, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Max Meyer, Miha Zajc, Mergim Berisha, Serdar Dursun


Match Stats

Trabzonspor Fenerbahce
7 Shots On Goal 4
8 Shots Off Goal 0
13 Shots inside box 3
7 Shots outside box 1
20 Total Shots 4
5 Blocked Shots 0
15 Fouls 13
1 Corner Kicks 1
3 Offsides 1
72% Ball Possession 28%
1 Yellow Cards 6
0 Red Cards 1
3 Goalkeeper Saves 3
592 Total Passes 232
90% Pass Accuracy 72%

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

3' GOAL! Scored by D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)

14' Yellow Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)

23' Yellow Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)

23' Red Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)

25' GOAL! Scored by A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)

37' Yellow Card for Luiz Gustavo (Fenerbahce)

43' Substitution: Y. Sarı for A. Nwakaeme (Trabzonspor)

46' Substitution: A. Trondsen for S. Denswil (Trabzonspor)

52' Substitution: D. Toköz for Bruno Peres (Trabzonspor)

62' Yellow Card for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

62' Substitution: S. Dursun for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)

62' Yellow Card for Edgar Ié (Trabzonspor)

68' Substitution: E. Siopis for B. Özdemir (Trabzonspor)

68' Substitution: A. Cornelius for Y. Gervinho (Trabzonspor)

75' Substitution: J. Sosa for M. Özil (Fenerbahce)

75' Substitution: M. Tisserand for D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)

86' Penalty scored by A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)

86' Yell

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