A list of puns related to "Andreas Kaplan"
I have way too much time on my hands so I decided to make this lol. Maybe I'll update it with future returnee seasons, I don't rly know, I just thought this would be fun since I'm super into Survivor statistics and shit.
#FT: Trabzonspor 0-0 Istanbul Basaksehir
Venue: Senol Günes Spor Kompleksi
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Trabzonspor
Ugurcan Cakir, Stefano Denswil, Bruno Peres, Anders Trondsen (Ismail Köybasi), Huseyin Turkmen, Dorukhan Toköz (Manolis Siopis), Abdülkadir Ömür (Yusuf Sari), Djaniny, Marek Hamsik, Anastasios Bakasetas, Andreas Cornelius (Bengali-Fodé Koita).
Subs: Ahmetcan Kaplan, Erce Kardesler, Berat Özdemir, Serkan Asan, Yunus Malli, Abdulkadir Parmak.
^____________________________
Istanbul Basaksehir
Muhammed Sengezer, Hasan Ali Kaldirim, Júnior Caiçara, Youssouf Ndayishimiye, Léo Duarte, Danijel Aleksic, Berkay Özcan (Deniz Turuc), Mahmut Tekdemir, Fredrik Gulbrandsen (Nacer Chadli), Edin Visca, Stefano Okaka.
Subs: Lucas Lima, Sener Özbayrakli, Volkan Babacan, Alexandru Epureanu, Atabey Çiçek, Carlos Ponck, Emre Karaal, Emre Kaplan.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
32' Huseyin Turkmen Yellow Card
45' Youssouf Ndayishimiye Yellow Card
73' On: Nacer Chadli|Off: Fredrik Gulbrandsen
73' On: Deniz Turuc|Off: Berkay Özcan
76' On: Bengali-Fodé Koita|Off: Andreas Cornelius
76' On: Manolis Siopis|Off: Dorukhan Toköz
83' On: Ismail Köybasi|Off: Anders Trondsen
88' On: Yusuf Sari|Off: Abdülkadir Ömür
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Date: October 17, 2021
Time: 16:00 (UTC)
Venue: Medical Park Stadyumu
Referee: Ali Sansalan, Turkey
Trabzonspor - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Uğurcan Çakır, Bruno Peres, Edgar Ié, Vitor Hugo, Stefano Denswil, Abdülkadir Ömür, Berat Ayberk Özdemir, Anastasios Bakasetas, Gervinho, Djaniny, Anthony Nwakaeme
Subs: Erce Kardeşler, Ahmetcan Kaplan, Hüseyin Türkmen, İsmail Köybaşı, Anders Trondsen, Dorukhan Toköz, Manolis Siopis, Yunus Malli, Andreas Cornelius, Yusuf Sarı
Fenerbahce - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Altay Bayındır, Min-jae Kim, Attila Szalai, Filip Novák, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Miguel Crespo, Luiz Gustavo, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Mesut Özil, Enner Valencia, Diego Rossi
Subs: Berke Özer, Nazım Sangaré, Marcel Tisserand, Dimitrios Pelkas, José Sosa, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Max Meyer, Miha Zajc, Mergim Berisha, Serdar Dursun
Trabzonspor | Fenerbahce | |
---|---|---|
7 | Shots On Goal | 4 |
8 | Shots Off Goal | 0 |
13 | Shots inside box | 3 |
7 | Shots outside box | 1 |
20 | Total Shots | 4 |
5 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
15 | Fouls | 13 |
1 | Corner Kicks | 1 |
3 | Offsides | 1 |
72% | Ball Possession | 28% |
1 | Yellow Cards | 6 |
0 | Red Cards | 1 |
3 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
592 | Total Passes | 232 |
90% | Pass Accuracy | 72% |
0' KICKOFF!
3' GOAL! Scored by D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)
14' Yellow Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)
23' Yellow Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)
23' Red Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)
25' GOAL! Scored by A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)
37' Yellow Card for Luiz Gustavo (Fenerbahce)
43' Substitution: Y. Sarı for A. Nwakaeme (Trabzonspor)
46' Substitution: A. Trondsen for S. Denswil (Trabzonspor)
52' Substitution: D. Toköz for Bruno Peres (Trabzonspor)
62' Yellow Card for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)
62' Substitution: S. Dursun for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)
62' Yellow Card for Edgar Ié (Trabzonspor)
68' Substitution: E. Siopis for B. Özdemir (Trabzonspor)
68' Substitution: A. Cornelius for Y. Gervinho (Trabzonspor)
75' Substitution: J. Sosa for M. Özil (Fenerbahce)
75' Substitution: M. Tisserand for D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)
86' Penalty scored by A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)
86' Yell
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
#FT: 90' Besiktas 1 - 2 Trabzonspor
Round: Matchday 12
Time: 16:00 (UTC)
Referee: Erkan Ozdamar, Turkey
Venue: Vodafone Park
###RECENT FORM
Besiktas: LWLWLD
Trabzonspor: WWWWDD
###LINE-UPS
Besiktas - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Ersin Destanoğlu, Valentin Rosier, Welinton, Domagoj Vida, Cengiz Umut Meraş, Souza, Rachid Ghezzal, Alex Teixeira, Miralem Pjanić, Cyle Larin, Güven Yalçın
Substitutes: Mert Günok, Francisco Montero, Rıdvan Yılmaz, Atiba Hutchinson, Georges-Kévin N'Koudou, Oğuzhan Özyakup, Mehmet Topal, Salih Uçan, Necip Uysal, Kenan Karaman
Coach: S. Yalçın
^____________________________
Trabzonspor - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Uğurcan Çakır, Dorukhan Toköz, Hüseyin Türkmen, Vitor Hugo, Anders Trondsen, Berat Ayberk Özdemir, Marek Hamšík, Abdülkadir Ömür, Anastasios Bakasetas, Anthony Nwakaeme, Djaniny
Substitutes: Erce Kardeşler, Serkan Asan, Stefano Denswil, Ahmetcan Kaplan, İsmail Köybaşı, Yunus Malli, Abdulkadir Parmak, Manolis Siopis, Andreas Cornelius, Yusuf Sarı
Coach: A. Avcı
###MATCH STATS:
Besiktas | 1 - 2 | Trabzonspor |
---|---|---|
55% | Ball Possession | 45% |
17 | Total Shots | 7 |
6 | Shots On Target | 4 |
7 | Shots Off Target | 2 |
4 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
11 | Shots Inside Box | 7 |
6 | Shots Outside Box | 0 |
7 | Corner Kicks | 4 |
1 | Offsides | 0 |
10 | Fouls | 9 |
2 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 5 |
526 | Passes | 457 |
439 (83%) | Accurate Passes | 368 (81%) |
###MATCH EVENTS
0' KICKOFF!
31' Substitution: E. Siopis for A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)
39' Yellow Card for D. Toköz (Trabzonspor)
41' Yellow Card for E. Siopis (Trabzonspor)
45' GOAL! Scored by A. Ömür (Trabzonspor)
48' Yellow Card for C. Larin (Besiktas)
62' GOAL! Scored by C. Larin (Besiktas)
66' Substitution: S. Denswil for H. Türkmen (Trabzonspor)
67' Substitution: A. Cornelius for Djaniny (Trabzonspor)
78' Substitution: G. Nkoudou for G. Yalçın (Besiktas)
78' Substitution: Y. Sarı for B. Özdemir (Trabzonspor)
78' Substitution: S. Uçan for Alex Teixeira (Besiktas)
82' Substitution: S. Asan for D. Toköz (Trabzonspor)
83' Yellow Card for D. Vida (Besiktas)
84' Substitution: A. Hutchinson for M. Pjanić (Besiktas)
88' Substitution: K. Karaman for C. Larin (Besiktas)
90' GOAL! Sco
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The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
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Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
#FT: Besiktas 1 - 2 Trabzonspor
Round: Matchday 12
Referee: Erkan Ozdamar, Turkey
Venue: Vodafone Park
###LINE-UPS
Besiktas - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Ersin Destanoğlu, Valentin Rosier, Welinton, Domagoj Vida, Cengiz Umut Meraş, Souza, Rachid Ghezzal, Alex Teixeira, Miralem Pjanić, Cyle Larin, Güven Yalçın
Substitutes: Mert Günok, Francisco Montero, Rıdvan Yılmaz, Atiba Hutchinson, Georges-Kévin N'Koudou, Oğuzhan Özyakup, Mehmet Topal, Salih Uçan, Necip Uysal, Kenan Karaman
Coach: S. Yalçın
^____________________________
Trabzonspor - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Uğurcan Çakır, Dorukhan Toköz, Hüseyin Türkmen, Vitor Hugo, Anders Trondsen, Berat Ayberk Özdemir, Marek Hamšík, Abdülkadir Ömür, Anastasios Bakasetas, Anthony Nwakaeme, Djaniny
Substitutes: Erce Kardeşler, Serkan Asan, Stefano Denswil, Ahmetcan Kaplan, İsmail Köybaşı, Yunus Malli, Abdulkadir Parmak, Manolis Siopis, Andreas Cornelius, Yusuf Sarı
Coach: A. Avcı
###MATCH STATS:
Besiktas | 1 - 2 | Trabzonspor |
---|---|---|
55% | Ball Possession | 45% |
17 | Total Shots | 7 |
6 | Shots On Target | 4 |
7 | Shots Off Target | 2 |
4 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
11 | Shots Inside Box | 7 |
6 | Shots Outside Box | 0 |
7 | Corner Kicks | 4 |
1 | Offsides | 0 |
10 | Fouls | 9 |
2 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 5 |
526 | Passes | 457 |
439 (83%) | Accurate Passes | 368 (81%) |
###PLAYER MATCH STATS
Besiktas
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Rachid Ghezzal | 7.9 | 94 | 2 | 3 | 51 | 11 | 5 |
Valentin Rosier | 7.3 | 94 | 0 | 3 | 49 | 8 | 1 |
Miralem Pjanić | 7.3 | 82 | 0 | 0 | 73 | 6 | 1 |
Welinton | 7.2 | 94 | 1 | 7 | 67 | 11 | 0 |
Domagoj Vida | 7.2 | 94 | 0 | 3 | 51 | 10 | 1 |
Güven Yalçın | 7.2 | 75 | 4 | 1 | 17 | 12 | 3 |
Cengiz Umut Meraş | 6.9 | 94 | 1 | 2 | 57 | 11 | 1 |
Souza | 6.9 | 94 | 0 | 4 | 46 | 15 | 0 |
Ersin Destanoğlu | 6.6 | 94 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 2 | 0 |
Cyle Larin | 6.6 | 85 | 4 | 2 | 21 | 13 | 1 |
Alex Teixeira | 6.3 | 75 | 1 | 0 | 27 | 7 | 1 |
Atiba Hutchinson | 6.3 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 0 |
Salih Uçan | 6.3 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
Kenan Karaman | 6.3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Georges-Kévin N'Koudou | 6.2 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
Trabzonspor
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Marek Hamšík | 8 | 94 | 0 | 2 | 51 | 4 | 0 |
Abdülkadir Ömür | 7.7 | 94 | 1 | 3 | 40 | 16 | 4 |
Manolis Siopis | 7.7 | 63 | 0 | 6 | 28 | 11 | 1 |
Uğurcan Çakır | 7.3 | 94 | 0 | 0 | 41 | 1 | 0 |
Hüseyin Türkmen | 7 | 66 | 0 | 2 | 37 | 4 | 0 |
Berat Ayberk |
Date: October 17, 2021
Time: 16:00 (UTC)
Venue: Medical Park Stadyumu
Referee: Ali Sansalan, Turkey
Trabzonspor - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Uğurcan Çakır, Bruno Peres, Edgar Ié, Vitor Hugo, Stefano Denswil, Abdülkadir Ömür, Berat Ayberk Özdemir, Anastasios Bakasetas, Gervinho, Djaniny, Anthony Nwakaeme
Subs: Erce Kardeşler, Ahmetcan Kaplan, Hüseyin Türkmen, İsmail Köybaşı, Anders Trondsen, Dorukhan Toköz, Manolis Siopis, Yunus Malli, Andreas Cornelius, Yusuf Sarı
Fenerbahce - 3-4-1-2
Starting XI: Altay Bayındır, Min-jae Kim, Attila Szalai, Filip Novák, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Miguel Crespo, Luiz Gustavo, Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Mesut Özil, Enner Valencia, Diego Rossi
Subs: Berke Özer, Nazım Sangaré, Marcel Tisserand, Dimitrios Pelkas, José Sosa, Muhammed Gümüşkaya, Max Meyer, Miha Zajc, Mergim Berisha, Serdar Dursun
Trabzonspor | Fenerbahce | |
---|---|---|
7 | Shots On Goal | 4 |
8 | Shots Off Goal | 0 |
13 | Shots inside box | 3 |
7 | Shots outside box | 1 |
20 | Total Shots | 4 |
5 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
15 | Fouls | 13 |
1 | Corner Kicks | 1 |
3 | Offsides | 1 |
72% | Ball Possession | 28% |
1 | Yellow Cards | 6 |
0 | Red Cards | 1 |
3 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
592 | Total Passes | 232 |
90% | Pass Accuracy | 72% |
0' KICKOFF!
3' GOAL! Scored by D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)
14' Yellow Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)
23' Yellow Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)
23' Red Card for Kim Min-Jae (Fenerbahce)
25' GOAL! Scored by A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)
37' Yellow Card for Luiz Gustavo (Fenerbahce)
43' Substitution: Y. Sarı for A. Nwakaeme (Trabzonspor)
46' Substitution: A. Trondsen for S. Denswil (Trabzonspor)
52' Substitution: D. Toköz for Bruno Peres (Trabzonspor)
62' Yellow Card for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)
62' Substitution: S. Dursun for E. Valencia (Fenerbahce)
62' Yellow Card for Edgar Ié (Trabzonspor)
68' Substitution: E. Siopis for B. Özdemir (Trabzonspor)
68' Substitution: A. Cornelius for Y. Gervinho (Trabzonspor)
75' Substitution: J. Sosa for M. Özil (Fenerbahce)
75' Substitution: M. Tisserand for D. Rossi (Fenerbahce)
86' Penalty scored by A. Bakasetas (Trabzonspor)
86' Yell
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