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Highlights:

• "Ducks in a row" comment not well received. He learned quickly.

• Bringing in the spread offense

• Just kept saying how OSU was a better "fit" for him as the reason for taking the job. He wasn't able (or willing) to articulate exactly what "fit" meant.

• Wants to begin announcing his coaching staff by early next week.

• Has not met with the OSU players as a team yet, and won't until after the Christmas break. (Finals just ended)

Ok we saw Control get pressed last year, anyone hear rumours of a pressing of the LIMBO soundtrack?

Rotten Tomatoes

Critics Consensus: If it lacks the original's bracingly original craft, The Matrix Resurrections revisits the world of the franchise with wit, a timely perspective, and heart.

Metacritic: 65 (44 Reviews)

Sample Reviews:

In short, Wachowski doesn't add much to the rich mythology she and sister Lilly have established, but she's careful not to mess it up either. - Peter Debruge, Variety

If you loved The Matrix and hated the sequels (or simply found them unsatisfying), go see this one. Have a blast. - John DeFore, Hollywood Reporter

It focuses on telling a heartfelt story that rings as true to reality as possible. This may cause hard-core Matrix lovers to loathe the direction that's been taken, but it's a breath of fresh air for me. - Valerie Complex, Deadline Hollywood Daily

If we absolutely must have another "Matrix" movie, if we can't just let it be, then let it be this weird one. - William Bibbiani, TheWrap

"The Matrix Resurrections" may be a bumpy ride but it's still a trip. 2.5/4 - Jake Coyle, Associated Press

[Wachowski] invites the audience to have as much fun as she's having revisiting this world that initially defined her career, and seems to apply her full self to this text, bringing an irreverent and infectious zeal to the resurrection. 3/4 - Katie Walsh, Tribune News Service

The new "Matrix"tries to reprogram a beloved piece of cinema. However, it's quite a few fixes short of a full upgrade. 2/4 - Brian Truitt, USA Today

A fitfully entertaining and only semi-convincing cross between traditional blockbuster and self-mocking satire. 2/4 - Rafer Guzman, Newsday

Aimless, vocabulary-filled, talky tedium. 1/4 - Johnny Oleksinski, New York Post

Ultimately this feels more like a warmed-over tribute to the past than a bold and fresh new chapter. 2.5/4 - Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times

In the end, it's the ideas at work in "The Matrix Resurrections," much more than the action, that keep us contentedly in our seats for well over two hours. 3/4 - Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle

There's more just than a glitch in the Matrix. The entire server is down. D - Adam Graham, Detroit News

Wachow

Game Information

Game Title: Chorus

Platforms:

• PC (Dec 3, 2021)
• Xbox Series X/S (Dec 3, 2021)
• PlayStation 5 (Dec 3, 2021)
• Google Stadia (Dec 3, 2021)
• Xbox One (Dec 3, 2021)
• PlayStation 4 (Dec 3, 2021)

Trailers:

• Chorus - 101 Trailer
• CHORUS - Gamescom Vision Trailer [Official] [ESRB]
• CHORUS - Gamescom Gameplay Teaser [Official]
• CHORUS - Announce Trailer [Official]

Developer: Deep Silver Fishlabs

Publisher: Deep Silver

Review Aggregator:

OpenCritic - 73 average - 45% recommended - 32 reviews

Critic Reviews

Console Creatures - Bobby Pashalidis - Recommended

>Chorus has some interesting ideas that the genre sorely needs but the dogfights in space can only go so far and generally drag the rest of the experience down.

Digital Trends - Otto Kratky - 2 / 5 stars

>Chorus' stellar space combat is brought down by a myriad of design choices that range from frustrating to outright annoying.

Eurogamer - Kaan Serin - No Recommendation / Blank

>The combat is the highlight, frantic and cinematic, but Chorus' open-world narrative ambitions let it down.

FingerGuns - Toby Andersen - 7 / 10

>Chorus shines in its exceptionally fun flight chops and smooth handling. Dogfighting in space never felt so responsive or satisfying and the backdrops can be stunning. However its ambitious, heavy story and unsympathetic heroine will leave some cold, some confused, and others simply bored.

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INTRO/TRAINING HISTORY:

I am a long distance runner turned bodybuilding focused lifter. I have competed in dozens of half marathons, a few marathons, and a 50K ultra. For lifting, in the past I've followed PPLs, John Meadow's programs, Smolov Jr (2 cycles, 1 of which is outlined in my last program review here), a few cycles of BBB, Building the Monolith (outlined in my program review here), and now Deep Water Beginner. Deep Water has been a program I first discovered through the infamous /u/mythicalstrength, but I never felt like I was "ready" to run it. In late summer, I put together a weight gaining phase very similar to his 26 week gaining block, which included wrapping up my cycle of BBB, moving to BtM, and then heading right into DW.

THE PROGRAM:

I am sure if you frequent this subreddit you are well aware of this program, but if you're not, you can find an in-depth explanation on Jon Anderson's website here. It is 6 weeks, 4 days of lifting, 2 of which are "Deep Water" days, which includes a 10x10 of a compound movement, and the other two are "bodybuilding" days. The 5th day is conditioning. The program increases intensity by DECREASING rest times over the course of the 6 the weeks, so by the end of the program, you are doing 10x10 for the same weight as week 1, but with 50% LESS rest. This leads to BRUTAL workouts, which leads me into the modifications I had to make:

MODIFICATIONS:

- Unfortunately, I could only run 5 weeks of the 6. I fell pretty ill the week after BtM, which was going to be Week 1 of DW, but I was forced to push it back. I literally finished this program the day before my flight home for the holidays, so 5 weeks was all the time I had.

- Cut all the rest times in half, on top of what was scheduled. Instead of starting with 4 minutes rest, I started with 2min. By week 5, I was doing all the same movements with 60sec rest, which was BRUTAL. The feeling of vomiting was among me very, very often. All my gym sessions need to be below 75min due to time restraints, which is why I deemed this run the "Masochist Edition".

- Changed the core/lower back work to make the most sense for me. I kept the same schedule of doing the situps and lower back on DW days, and

I love how Neil Anderson can proclaim "we are not a wealthy people" to the leaders of a poor African nation. I guess $120B+ liquid assets is "not wealthy enough" to actually acknowledge that you're insanely wealthy -right Neil?

The sad truth is that the pointless shit like "don't say Mormon" is constantly fed to the TBMs so they worry about (wait for it...) Pointless Shit! When your mind is fed with "pressing problems" (like the word Mormon), you are less likely to question REAL human problems (ie; if hoarding countless billions while 25,000 starve to death each day is what Jesus would really do).... It's Completely NUTS to me!! Rant over

SOURCE: https://news-zw.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/elder-andersen-meets-with-zimbabwes-vice-president-mohadi-pledges-support

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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> The windows often frosted over completely. But they would heat copper pennies on the stove and press these hot coins against the frost-coated glass. Then they had the finest of peepholes, as round as a ring, and behind them appeared a bright, friendly eye, one at each window - it was the little boy and the little girl who peeped out. His name was Kay and hers was Gerda...

> "See the white bees swarming," the old grandmother said.

> "Do they have a queen bee, too?" the little boy asked, for he knew that real bees have one.

> "Yes, indeed they do," the grandmother said. "She flies in the thick of the swarm. She is the biggest bee of all, and can never stay quietly on the earth, but goes back again to the dark clouds. Many a wintry night she flies through the streets and peers in through the windows. Then they freeze over in a strange fashion, as if they were covered with flowers."

> "Oh yes, we've seen that," both the children said, and so they knew it was true....

> That evening when little Kay was at home and half ready for bed, he climbed on the chair by the window and looked out through the little peephole. A few snowflakes were falling, and the largest flake of all alighted on the edge of one of the flower boxes. This flake grew bigger and bigger, until at last it turned into a woman, who was dressed in the finest white gauze which looked as if it had been made from millions of star-shaped flakes. She was beautiful and she was graceful, but she was [ice](https://en.wikipedi

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

In this Newsarticle is written that the NR.1 Kicker of the 2021 Season will not return because of financial reasons.

"The Dane Phil Andersen (30), by far the best kicker of the past season, cannot be kept for financial reasons, Eric Schlomm (29) from the second division club Lübeck Cougars should come for him."

I think they spent to much money on the new coaches and imports and because of the salary cap of the league they can't hold him. Where will he play next ? Who will sign him? What is your opinion.

https://www.abendblatt.de/sport/hamburg-sea-devils/article234121587/wie-die-hamburg-sea-devils-fuer-2022-planen-american-football.html

For everybody who is interested in the article and not German, here is a google translate of the entire interview :

The American Charles Jones is said to be the head coach. Kicker Andersen is not held, cornerback Rogers remains. The backgrounds.

Hamburg. It gets full on the floor of the edel-optics.de arena. Where the basketball players of the Hamburg Towers usually fight for points, around 100 candidates who are looking for a place in the 50-player roster of the Hamburg Sea Devils for the 2022 season will meet on this Saturday from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. American Football Europe League I would like to recommend ELF. At the try-out in Wilhelmsburg, the different position groups in the disciplines 40-yard run, bench press, standing jump, standing-long jump, 20-yard shuttle and 3-cone drill have to prove themselves.

One man will look very carefully: Charles Jones. The 61-year-old American, who is called “Yogi” because of his balancing, calm manner, is to take over the post of head coach for the Hamburg team, who lost to the Frankfurt Galaxy in the final, in the second season of the ELF.

American Football: Jones looks at everything on site

Andreas Nommensen (46), who replaced Ted Daisher (66), who was dismissed after a few games, has to resign for professional and private reasons and has therefore given up the post. “Yogi is the hottest candidate for the position of head coach,” confirms Sea Devils Managing Director Max Paatz, who therefore had the candidate flown in for a test training session. After Jones missed his flight on Friday evening, he was supposed to land in Fuhlsbüttel on Saturday at 9 a.m. and be taken directly to Wilhelmsburg from the

Elder Andersen begins with this:

In a press conference on August 16, 2018, President Russell M. Nelson said: “The Lord has impressed upon my mind the importance of the name He has revealed for His Church, even The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. We have work before us to bring ourselves in harmony with His will.”

Then, he addresses "A Good Question":

A good question surfaced: Why now, when for many decades we had embraced the nickname “Mormon”? “The Mormon Tabernacle Choir,” the video spots “I’m a Mormon,” the Primary song “I Am a Mormon Boy”? The doctrine of Christ is unchanging and everlasting. Yet specific and important steps of the Savior’s work are revealed at their appropriate time. This morning President Nelson said, “The Restoration is a process, not an event.” And the Lord has said, “All things must come to pass in their time.” Now is our time, and we are reestablishing the revealed name of the Church. The identity and destiny of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints require that we be called by His name.

I agree 100% that this is a good question. But, I honestly do not understand his answer. I see two conflicting things (emphasis mine):

(1) "The doctrine of Christ is unchanging and everlasting... The identity and destiny of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints require that we be called by His name."

(2) "specific and important steps of the Savior’s work are revealed at their appropriate time... Now is our time, and we are reestablishing the revealed name of the Church."

Here is my best attempt to put these together: We are taking steps in our time (steps that not only weren't taken before, but were contradicted before) to re-establish the revealed name of the Church (long after it was revealed), to meet the unchanging and everlasting requirement that we must be called by His name. Am I missing something? Was he trying to say something that makes more sense than this? If someone else has a better interpretation of this, please share. The cynic in me wants to say he's trying to eat his cake and have it too. He wants the "proper" use of the name of the Church to be an unchanging and everlasting requirement... starting now.

He then addresses "The Growing Influence of the Church":

The influence of the restored Church of Jesus Christ will not only be upon those who are members of the Church. Because of the heavenly manifestations in our day, because of the sacred scripture restored

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

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