In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
How did people in the ancient world keep track of how many people they made out with?
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea
The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.
What has two butts and kills people?
Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.
According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain
It was from ancient Greece
Did you know ancient Egyptian houses didn’t have a door knocker?
Instead they had a horn and a sign saying “Toot and come in”
Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
Why do people say "we're running late " even when they're not running?
What ancient Egyptian pharaoh never farted?
As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
These ancient people are something!
What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
There were 2 ancient soldiers on a boat escaping Greece.
Why can't blind people eat fish ?
Why didn’t ancient Romans reuse crosses after crucifixions?
To avoid cross contamination
My gassy little daughter may not share much with ancient Egypt
But they have their toots in common.
What kind of people never get angry?
If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy
He would've called himself the Iron Roman.
There's been talk that the ancient Egyptians invented cement.
Historians have looked into the ruins for evidence, but there's nothing concrete.
How does a non-binary Swordsman kill people?
you know what drives old people up the wall?
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
They/them
(They slash them)
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
.
Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny
Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
Did you know that archeologists discovered ancient Egyptians watched monster movies?
Moth-Ra was their favorite.
People say being a server is a bad job
But hey, it puts food on the table!
My wife said, "Isn't it strange how little people change?"
Now I'm thinking, "Do dwarves put on clothes differently to the rest of us. "
My wife told me that she'd slept with 7 people before we met.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
A lot of people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology.
I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?
Modern historians call it balderdash.
There are only 3 types of people..
- People who can count
- People who can’t
Where are "Yes-men" and People Pleasers made?
What do you call a mortician that steals dead people’s underwear?
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
How do short people greet their friends?
People ask my secret to a happy marriage. I tell them the trick is my wife and I go out to dinner twice a week.
I go Tuesdays and my wife takes Thursdays
If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore
From my son. "What do you call Coffee for sad people?"
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
