Anastasia Island Puns

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I have conversations with my boss and everytime I mention where I live, Anastasia island, he says " it's not an island, if you can get to it by bridge it's not an island." I mentioned key west and long island and he still says " not an island." So, maybe he knows something I don't. I know that Anastasia island is a barrier island. If someone can help me out please let me know.

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Hi All! I'm having a hard time picking my last show for my Thanksgiving trip. I enjoy both plays and musicals equally. I can't decide between Anastasia, Once On This Island, or Meteor Shower. My trip is currently musical heavy so I'm leaning towards Meteor Shower. There is a chance that I'll be back in January... would the cast of Anastasia change by then? I'm not sure I'd still be interested in Anastasia without Christy Altomare.

I already have tickets to: Phantom of the Opera, Hello Dolly, Hamilton, The Bands Visit and M Butterfly (I've already caught Dear Evan Hansen and Come From Away).

What would you pick?! Anastasia, Once On This Island, or Meteor Shower?? Or something else??

I live in a small town, so I usually have to travel to Nanaimo for higher quality make up, ie) The Bay. My last trip there was a failure though, they don't carry it or any NYX products.
Please help!! :(

Anyone know exactly where I can find the 8:00 AM "Surfs Up" meeting at the pier (350 A1A)? I'm planning on checking it out this morning but don't remember seeing any structures around there that looked like they would host AA meetings.

Edit for anyone looking in the future: it's outside just west of the building just south of the pier.

I can’t run at a busy park or on the side of the road because I’m scared of being seen. Are there any secluded running trails or even just open fields in st Augustine ?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

#Waltyr

10th Month, 95 AD/Year 36 of the rule of Queen Myranda I. Arryn, Eyrie

How wonderful it was to see his family again? When Walt arrived to the Eyrie, he knew, or rather hoped, to see his mother and youngest sister, but he was surprised and delighted to find that Anastasia and her family - yes, Ana had a family of her own now - were in the Vale as well. He joked that they surely came only because they knew he was coming back from his journey, ostentatiously ignoring the preparations of the Midsummer Festival all around them.

“Walt!”

“Oh come on, sister… are you crying?” Waltyr teased, blinking so that his own emotion wouldn’t show as he embraced his sister.

“No!” she protested.

“If you say so…” he grinned.

“Look - I brought you something. And where’s mother?”

“In the gardens with Aly, I think…”

He stepped to head there, but Anastasia reached for his hand.

“You said you had something for me?”

Waltyr grinned.

“I’d almost forget…” he teased. “But I’d rather head to the gardens, give my gifts there. Can you wait that long?”

“Maybe,” Ana shrugged.

“Come on…”

“Waltyr!”

Princess Cynthea stood tall and proud, as their mother always had been - though as he came closer, he saw the wrinkles on her face, the silver strands in her golden hair, and for a moment, felt the immense guilt of absence… Until she brought him in an embrace, and he felt all worries slip away. Careless as a child, when mother held him.

“I’ve missed you,” he mumbled, ashamed. A man grown, longing for a mother’s embrace…

“I’ve missed you terribly!” Cynthea declared, for her part not ashamed in the slightest. A mother’s utmost duty and blessing was to love and protect her children, and Walt’s safe return was what she prayed for every night for the past years.

“Alysia is over there in the garden - with Ana’s children…”

“Ana’s…”

He raised a brow, turning to his sister, who responded with a sweet smile. Anastasia, his little sister, was a mother? He could have expected it - having left not long after her wedding, yet still, he couldn’t help feeling surprised.

“Two,” she specified. “Marissa, the older, and little Howland.”

“Howland,” he repeated. Just like mother, Anastasia always loved and admired their father unconditionally. Waltyr wouldn’t curse a child with that name, but of course Ana did… Of course she did. And he saw in mother’s eyes how touched she was by the very gesture.

“I’d love to meet them,” he said softly.

“I brought something for you, mother.”

He turn

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They were cooked in Greece.