It was right on the DPad I swear, And I got stuck on one of these transform races because apparently, Now it's the horn key.
I used to watch this show on the Family Channel (I think) where kids would race dirt bikes, ATV's and amphibious vehicles around a track. I thought it was called Maximum Overdrive for some reason, but that's a sweet 80's movie...
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Didn't get a vehicle at the start of the match? Tough shit bud, guess you're walking to the closest objective, now get out of the VTOL.
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Trying to spawn on an objective that's being contested? We should probably spawn you somewhere close by and with some reasonable cover so you can regroup and strategize your next attack... Nah we're gonna spawn you a mile away and out in the open where all the helis and hovercrafts are. These guys are trying to level up their vehicles and need some cannon fodder. Cheers!
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Want to call in a vehicle because you're sick of walking? Sorry bud, vehicle slots are full. Try again later.
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Managed to get a vehicle but you died and now it's just sitting out there in the middle of the map? Just call in a new one right? Nope. You need to wait for that vehicle to be destroyed before you can call in/spawn in a new one.
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Someone else is driving in a vehicle with some open seats? No shot bucko, you're not in his squad so you can go ahead and get fucked. (The only vehicle you can spawn in, squad or not, is the Condor/Hino or the big amphibious tank thing and 9/10 times those things are already full)
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Spawned on an objective that has the one pick-up truck or Polaris? Ooooooh darn, you just missed it. Some other guy took it and he's already long gone. If you start walking now you just might catch up to him.
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We made our maps soooooo much bigger to accommodate 128 players! Unfortunately we didn't provide an adequate amount of spare transport vehicles to make up for those numbers.
If you haven't guessed yet, I'm absolutely livid about how soul-crushingly unfair it feels to play infantry in this game. If you're not playing hiking simulator, then you're busy lying on your ass because you got caught out in the open once again by a helo or ground vehicle and immediately got vaporized. This shit is frustrating and genuinely makes me want to uninstall.
Give us some damn dirtbikes and additional ATVs or something. I shouldn't have to resort to playing as Rocky the Flying Squirrel to circumvent the ludicrous amounts of walking in this game because there's barely any vehicles to drive.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Inspired by this thread, I thought to write a brief note about Finnish military thinking during the late Cold War, about 1968-1991. This note attempts to provide some insight into what the military, specifically the Army, was thinking at the time; what the politicians thought is a different matter. All the information here is based on National Defence College's historical studies that are openly available, but mostly untranslated to English.
1. Strategy
In public, Finland was prepared to defend her neutrality equally against anyone who would violate her territory. Exercises pitted - and still pit - friendly "Blue" units against undetermined "Yellow" enemy, who usually attack from the north or west, never from the east. Training material used to train the vast majority of conscripts used images of imaginary or Western military kit to depict the "Yellow" enemy, a generic "Great Power", and as far as enemy order of battle was discussed in publicly available written material, the examples were, again, generic. (This practice continues: for instance, graphical depictions of how enemy attack helicopters would operate show AH-64 Apaches.) In general, foreign powers were hoped, but not really expected to leave Finland untouched in case of general European war.
However, as the capability of NATO to mount a ground attack against Finland was minuscule, the Finnish Defence Forces planning was focused on one threat: the Eastern one. This was a difficult proposition. The Soviet Union had overwhelming superiority in men and material, and the conclusion of the Second World War had moved the border considerably to the west. In addition, the Paris peace accords limited both the strength and the equipment of the defence forces, and the stipulations of the Friendship, Cooperation, and Mutual Assistance treaty suggested that in time of crisis, Soviet forces might have to be admitted to "assist" the defence of Finland's territory. The task of maintaining at least some semblance of independence even in case of general European war, and securing Finland's survival as a people and as a nation, thus became the national foreign policy priority.
The priority for the Defence Forces was therefore the maintenance of an independent "poor man's deterrent" within the limits of funding, available manpower, and the Paris treaty limitations (which originally prohibited all guided missiles, for
... keep reading on reddit ➡##2027
| Category | Designation |
|---|---|
| Defence Spending | $783,500,000,000 |
| Procurement % | 20.00% |
| Year | 2027 |
| Research & Procurement Budget | $156,700,000,000 |
| Total Spent Research & Procurement | $156,687,020,000 |
| Remaining | $12,980,000 |
##US Army
| Designation | Type | Nation of Origin | Quantity | Unit Cost | Total Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oshkosh | L-ATV | USA | 2000 | $200,000 | $400,000,000 |
| M1A3 Abrams | MBT | USA | 101 | $8,000,000 | $808,000,000 |
| M2A4 Bradley | IFV | USA | 100 | $3,160,000 | $316,000,000 |
| M1126 Stryker | APC | Canada | 202 | $5,110,000 | $1,032,220,000 |
| M109A7 Howitzer | SPG | USA | 101 | $3,000,000 | $303,000,000 |
| M142 HIMARS | MRLS | USA | 100 | $5,100,000 | $510,000,000 |
| MEADS | SAM of 9 | USA | 12 | $1,350,000,000 | $16,200,000,000 |
| Sikorsky-Boeing SB-1 Defiant | Transport Heli | USA | 100 | $50,000,000 | $5,000,000,000 |
| Bell 360 Invictus | Attack Helicopter | USA | 100 | $37,000,000 | $3,700,000,000 |
| HELLADS | Area Defense System | USA | 23 | $100,000,000 | $2,300,000,000 |
| PAAC-4 | SAM of 6 | USA | 15 | $500,000,000 | $7,500,000,000 |
| Terrex Marine Carrier Vehicle | Amphibious Fighting Vehicle (Marines) | Singapore | 300 | $3,000,000 | $900,000,000 |
| Lockheed Martin F-35B Lightning II | Stealth Multirole (Marines) | USA | 20 | $101,300,000 | $2,026,000,000 |
| Oshkosh | L-ATV (Marines) | USA | 300 | $200,000 | $60,000,000 |
| M1A3 Abrams | MBT (Marines) | USA | 100 | $8,000,000 | $800,000,000 |
Total: $41,855,220,000
##US Navy
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
