It's usually pretty dead.
I just need to vent about it for a bit
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
An impasta
Me: Sure, what are you playing?
Among Eu.
F.D. Arrrrrrrr!!!
Dad: Sure, but what are we playing?
Impawstor
Police brew Tally tea.
It's the little things that count.
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
Papa Roach: “Suffocation. No breathing.”
Damn
Minnesota.
Yeah.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
He chews through paper, plastic and the other day he Bitcoins.
But chick peas can only hummus one.
Be Mine-us (B-)
Yoda Obi Wan for me.
Because people always want a-more
I told my wife to just leave it though since the freezer has an auto defrost feature
"I'm all about that base"
Forget-me-knots.
But you wont get it.
I said, “That makes two of us.”
We prefer the term "alt-write"
People who celebrate post Valentine’s Day are smart because you get more bang for your buck.
It’s the little things that count.
but the chickpeas can only hummus one.
the Chick Peas can only humm us one!
