Americans Elect Puns

A list of puns related to "Americans Elect"

The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.

Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Will this be what Americans say after the November election?

Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.

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👤︎ u/hilltopye
📅︎ May 05 2020
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What is the opposite of a croissant?

A happy uncle.

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??

An Optical Aleutian

I’ll see myself out...

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👤︎ u/International_Sea285
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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According to USA Today, people have become less accepting of LGBTQ+ Americans since the election.

They aren’t having a gay old time anymore.

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👤︎ u/KMyrick
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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