Amazon Watch Puns

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

My four year old was watching a Disney movie while I was in the kitchen. The app we use for Disney on the tv is horribly unreliable (Disney life on amazon firestick), randomly freezing or restarting whatever we're watching.

Anyway, I'm scoffing a cake I don't want her to have when I hear a shout.

"Daddy, the film is frozen."

I go through, look at the TV and tell her "No it's not, that's Moana."

I think it's the first time she's both gotten one of my jokes and appreciated how crap it is. Her eye roll and "ugh" brought a tear to my eye.

To cover up his butt quack.

I’m watching “Daddy‘s Home 2“ on Amazon Prime right now. I’m crying with laughter...it just hit me so funny.