I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Copied from this blog verbatim for sake of recording
https://fcraanalyses.blogspot.com/2017/05/the-secular-work-of-germanys-catholic.html
**Who or What is Misereor?**Misereor Super Turbam - I have compassion on the multitude (Jesus Christβs words - Gospel of Mark). The first word of this Biblical phrase is used for this organization - Misereor German Catholic Bishopsβ Organisation for Development Cooperation.
In its own words, βMISEREOR supports the weakest members of society: the poor, the sick, the hungry and the disadvantaged. To love oneβs neighbour is a basic attitude of Christian life, and MISEREORβs vocation is to translate this attitude into concrete action; The mandate given to MISEREOR by the German Bishops rules out the promotion of pastoral or missionary measures.β
To sum it up, Misereor is an Organization run by the Catholic Bishops of Germany which pursues secular work. Misereor works in many countries, including India. The missionary work of Catholic Bishops of Germany is conducted via another organization called Missio, also located in Aachen, Germany.
**What does Misereor do?**Again in its own words, βMISEREOR prefers to rely entirely on its local partners: Church-based institutions, non-governmental organisations, social movements and research institutes with which the agency cooperates closely, and in some cases has done so for decades. Together with the beneficiaries, the partners involved help shape local development processes and implement the projects. They receive support from MISEREOR in the form of advice, expertise and funds.β
Thus, Misereor does not get directly involved, but contributes in the form of funds and direction to local organizations across the world.
**How is Misereor funded?**Misereor gets substantial funding from the Federal Government of Germany via a mechanism called βChurch Taxβ. Typically, members of a given Church pay to the Government there, about 8-9% of their income tax as Church Tax, over and above their routine Income Tax. This Church Tax is then distributed by the Government among the various Church Groups. The Catho
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BamBOO!
