I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Abilene Christian 11-4 (3-1 4^th WAC) hosts Grand Canyon University 9-5 (2-1 5^th WAC)

Grand Canyon's Previous Played Game: Win over Lamar 73-72

Abilene Christian's Previous Played Game: Loss to Stephen F. Austin 81-65

Tip-off: 7PM EST

[Live Stats](https://www.espn.com/womens-college-basketball/game/_/gameId/401375728)

📍: Teague Center in Abilene, TX

📺: ESPN+

💻: [WatchESPN](https://www.espn.com/watch/)

📻: [102.3 The Bear](https://www.iheart.com/live/102-the-bear-5695/)

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Abilene Christian Game Notes:

ACU STORYLINES

• ROAD WEEKEND SPLIT
  • ACU, down three of its five starters and three of its top four scorers, went on the road last weekend and beat Sam Houston on Saturday, 70-59. The Wildcats fell to SFA on Monday night, 81-65, to split the weekend. The Wildcats were without their leading scorer Jamie Bonnarens, their starting point guard Kamryn Mraz, and their starting post Sarah Griswold. Multiple players stepped up in the win over Sam Houston, with Taylor Morgan leading the way with 21 points, while Tatum Barber and Madi Miller each contributed with 17 and Emma Middleton scored 10.
• WAC PLAYER OF THE WEEK
  • Morgan was named the WAC Player of the Week after her performance against the Bearkats in Huntsville. The sophomore played all 40 minutes, scored a career-high 21 points, and grabbed seven rebounds. Morgan also added a pair of assists and a steal in the 70-59 win over Sam Houston. It was the first time the point guard played all 40 minutes in a game, and was a key factor in ACU getting a huge road win.
• THREE-POINT PARTY
  • ACU has hit 159 three-pointers so far this season, the fourth-highest mark in the nation. The Wildcats have nine games with double-digit makes from distance. The team ranks 16th nationally with a 36.9 clip from behind the arc, which was moved back to match the men’s line in the off-season.
• SHARP SHOOTER
  • Kamryn Mraz has been outstanding from behind the arc this season. The fourth-year Wildcat is hitting 49.2 percent of her looks, the best mark in the country. Mraz has 32 makes from downtown, and is hitting 2.5 three’s per game.
• COACH GOODENOUGH’S MILESTONES
  • Head coach Julie Goodenough earned her 482nd career win against Sam Houston, and her 193rd as the coach at ACU. Goodeno

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

BamBOO!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Denver Broncos

AFC West

1 Kansas City Chiefs (14-2)

2 Las Vegas Raiders (8-8)

3 Los Angeles Chargers (7-9)

4 Denver Broncos (5-11)

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Front Office

The Duke’s Upward Fall

Look, I don’t care what anyone says. John Elway is the most important figure in Denver Broncos history. Without John, we don’t have a single Lombardi. Without John, we’d be without of one of the most impressive drives in NFL lore. Without John, I might be a baseball fan. Yuck. While the past five years have been…what’s a nice word for it…unpalatable…John Elway was an objectively great executive for this team. After a near-decade of purgatory (2005’s mustachioed glory notwithstanding), Elway brought this franchise back into relevance. He secured one of the league’s most historically pivotal free agents in Peyton Manning, he architected on of the league’s most prolific offenses, he completely reinvented the defensive side of the roster after that prolific offense took a giant shit on itself in front of 111.5 million viewers, and he managed to do it all while permanently blackout. After years of trying and failing to find himself in a quarterback, John made the wise decision to promote himself—now just the President of Football Operations—and usher in a new era in Broncos Front Office personnel. Which brings us to…

General Paton Takes Over

The supposed most-coveted GM candidate in the NFL. A man who turned down prior interview requests several times, and an overall cool guy—George Paton. A 14-year Viking vet, George Paton is widely regarded as one of the smartest NFL execs around. He worked his way up to management from a lowly scouting position and prides himself on getting eyes on players as often as possible. During his time in Minnesota, he’s credited with helping the team acquire 22 Pro Bowl players in total. Once Paton relieved John of his GMing duties, he immediately got to work digging into the team, its current roster, its needs, and its fans. I’ll get into Paton’s moves a bit more later in the post but, suffice to say—we like George Paton so far. And you know what George Paton likes? DBs.

Kelly Kleine Makes History

In a very cool early move, Paton brought with him one of the league’s foremost female NFL executives, and promoted her to Executive Director of Football Ope

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Why

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)