I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Apologies for the novel! In case you'd just like to see the pics:
https://imgur.com/a/aAzWJeu
It finally happened!! After ten years together and two years engaged (thanks covid), our wedding day has finally come and gone. There was an unexpected amount of family drama when we decided to enact covid precautions (namely a vaccine requirement) as well as the stress of postponing our original fall 2020 date, but in the end it was worth every sleepless night of planning. I hope my recap can help a fellow wedditors as they prepare for their big days! I've tried to estimate the costs as best I could but with how random family kept stepping in to help with expenses and how long the planning was (two years) some costs are a little fuzzy.
Breakdown
Venue and Food: Loon Mountain in Lincoln, NH ($11,330 for 75 guests + $500 for extra late night hour)
I would encourage anyone and everyone who has ever thought about a mountaintop wedding in New England to check out Loon. We had looked at half a dozen venues; from historic homes to sprawling estates to farms and public parks. We knew we wanted something romantic, nature-forward, and beautiful. On a whim my partner suggested this ski resort his father used to take him and his brothers to when they were young. We drove a few hours north from Boston and while I'd never even considered a ski resort as a venue, I fell instantly in love. It was the gondolas. You ride fifteen minutes up the mountain in a quiet gondola, nestled in the beautiful foliage, before getting to the awe-inspiring summit looking out over the entire White Mountain range. We both knew we'd found our spot. When we sat down to review their packages we were floored at how relatively inexpensive it was - no venue fees, just a price per plate for their in-house catering with options from $100-150 pp! It included private use of their beautiful lodge for the reception, a day-of (really month-of) coordinator, food, appetizers, servers, a full bar, set up and break down, and the mountaintop ceremony. Of course, this was all pre-covid. We'd planned on an event of about 100 people on a Sunday (to save money) for the fall of 2020. When covid hit, we decided fairly early to pull the trigger and postpone a full year. The folks at Loon were unbelievably accommodating. They let us choose any date in 2021 and didn't charge us a penny to postpone - in fact, they let us UPGRADE to a Saturday at the Sunday price. They gr
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Today's additions are:
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[Chainsaw For Birthday - Gored To Heaven (Tags: metal, metalcore, rock, ambient, hardcore, instrumental, jazz, math rock, midwest emo, nu-jazz, nu-metal, post-
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
