17 Hilarious Alt J Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My sister found out Alt-J was playing at Osheaga 2015 this year and my dad said.....

"Alt-J? Who is that? The brother of Ctrl-J?"

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👤︎ u/plastictf

📅︎ Mar 18 2015

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Please dont call us grammar nazis

We prefer the term "alt-write"

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👤︎ u/Major_Cupcake

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?

He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.

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👤︎ u/1kings2214

📅︎ Mar 09 2020

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My keyboard is very political

It even has the alt right

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👤︎ u/WalterNewton

📅︎ May 26 2020

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Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?

It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.

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👤︎ u/TrueDitty

📅︎ May 05 2020

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Karen

Why did Karen press CNTRL+ALT+DELETE?

She wanted to see the Task Manager.

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👤︎ u/Elektrik_Magnetix

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.

They now prefer to go by Alt-writists

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Jun 26 2019

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‘I was at that new-nazi march today’ “was it any good?”

‘It was alt-right’

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👤︎ u/tneconnisinospmisjo

📅︎ Dec 21 2018

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Did you hear about the German who was hit by a car?

Don’t worry, he’s alt right now.

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👤︎ u/Elite-Beet

📅︎ Oct 01 2018

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Did you hear about the keyboard designer who had a psychotic breakdown?

His colleagues reported he was Alt of Ctrl when he made his Esc.

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👤︎ u/MALteesar

📅︎ Sep 22 2017

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Pappa

Once they have finished mating, the mother roach tries to find a safe place to lay her eggs while the pappa roach tries to support his new family by starting an alt/rock band.

This wasn't his first career choice, but it is his last resort.

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👤︎ u/TheSmitty0754

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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This takes me back

alt + ←

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👤︎ u/TheF0CTOR

📅︎ Jul 21 2018

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I'm not a grammar Nazi

I'm alt-write.

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👤︎ u/ValkornDoA

📅︎ Mar 15 2018

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What is a Nazi's favorite keyboard command?

Alt+right.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha

📅︎ Nov 23 2016

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What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?

Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!

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👤︎ u/JerkyChew

📅︎ Aug 26 2016

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"I heard Ace Ventura was a white nationalist. Wait, he's not? Oh. Well...

alt righty then!"

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👤︎ u/joshuatx

📅︎ Nov 23 2016

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Dad joke on vacation.

Scene: A family exploring a busy city, they've been walking for a while.

Sister: "My feet are so sore can we sit down somewhere soon?"

Dad: Sees the church that he wanted to check out "We can go inside that church"

Sister: "I just don't wanna walk any more though"

Dad: "But when you go inside, you can sit down and let your sole be healed" (Alt. Ver. "Let your soul be heeled")

It didn't hit me that we were dad joked until we were sitting inside.

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👤︎ u/2brun4u

📅︎ Jul 17 2015

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