A list of puns related to "Alois Senefelder"
Tagestipps
Sendung | Titel |
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ARD feature | Illegale Angriffe? - GesprΓ€ch mit der Journalistin Bettina RΓΌhl (1) |
BR Zuendfunk | Wer sich den Platz in der Poplandschaft immer noch erkΓ€mpfen muss (2) |
SWR Zeitwort | 6.11.1825: Eine Klosterfrau verkauft KΓΆlnisches Wasser (3) |
WDR Zeitzeichen | Julius Hackethal, Mediziner (Geburtstag, 06.11.1921) (4) |
WDR Hoerspiel | Mundtot - Die ungewΓΆhnliche Rache einer Alzheimer-Patientin (5) |
Zudeick | Jogi, Johnson im falasch (6) |
News
Zeit | Titel | wo | min | |
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00:05 | Lange Nacht zum 200. Geburtstag von Fjodor M. Dostojewski (Hufen, Uli) | DRK | 163:29 | ? |
05:05 | DDR-Band Karat 1985 - Zum zehnjΓ€hrigen Bestehen (2/3) (JΓΌrgen Balitzki, Lutz Bertram, Margarete Wohlan) | DRK | 54:10 | ? |
06:41 | Folter in russischen Haftanstalten (Florian Kellermann) | DLF | 4:42 | [?](https://www.deutschlandfunk.de/informatio |
What tier would you rate Alexander Hamilton's first term?
The Cabinet:
Vice President: | George Walton (1797-1801) |
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Secretary of State: | Timothy Pickering (1797-1798) (resigned), Oliver Wolcott Jr. (1798-1801) |
Secretary of Treasury: | James McHenry (1797-1801) |
Secretary of War: | Thomas Pinckney (1797-1801) |
Secretary of the Navy: | Benjamin Stoddert (1797-1799) (replaced), Thomas Truxtun (1799-1801) |
Attorney General: | Oliver Ellsworth (1797) (resigned), Increase Sumner (1797-1799) (died), Bushrod Washington (1799-1801) |
Minister to France: | Rufus King (1797-1798) (resigned), John Laurance (1797-1801) |
Minister to Britain: | James Monroe (1797) (replaced), John Marshall (1797-1799) (resigned), Philip Schuyler (1799-1801) |
Domestic Policy:
- Shortly after losing the election of 1796, losing candidate Aaron Burr challenged president Hamilton to a duel, but Hamilton refused, saying that he has too much responsibility as a president to accept a duel.
- Alexander Hamilton was the first president to live in the White House, in Washington, D.C.
- One of Hamilton's first act as president was the Tariff of 1797. This bill raised tariffs massively, which were mostly used to fund Hamilton's infrastructure program and the military. The tariff deeply angered the south, which was already unhappy because of Jefferson's Ordinance.
- Hamilton passed the Slave Act of 1797, which outlawed US citizen's involvement in the slave trade and increasing the fines for breaking laws regarding the slave trade. In 1800, Hamilton wanted to ban the slave trade entirely, but due to war and unrest, he decided against it.
- In 1799, America joined the war happening around the world, but in Europe, specifically, against France. In response, four laws were passed to fight against possible French supporters in America:
Collectively, these four acts would become known as the Alien and Sedition Acts. The Alien Friends Act expires after two years, and the Sedition Act expires after three. The other acts don'
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
BamBOO!
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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