Almost My Record Puns

A list of puns related to "Almost My Record"

My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...

Close, but no Seger.

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👤︎ u/theRiverknows86
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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I almost had the record for the most peas shoved up my nose...

but I blew it.

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👤︎ u/hann1980
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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