And God promised that good and obedient wives could be found in all corners of the world
Then He made the earth round.....and he laughed and laughed and laughed
What is the least spoken language all over the world??
What is something all mom and dad over the world have in common?
Along with the Antimatter and Darkmatter, Physicists in collaboration with volundads (dads who volunteered, from all over the world) have discovered the existence of another matter called
Doesn't matter, which seems to have no effect on the universe whatsoever
ICBMS are targeted for locations all over the world.
I hope all those firefighters from around the world that are rushing to help with Greek wildfires brought chemicals extinguishers and not just hoses
You never use water on a Greece fire.
I have the most boring job in the world. All I do is crush cans.
World scientists have collectively agreed on the most groundbreaking invention of all time!
I got a world map for my wall, I'm going to put pins in all the places I've traveled to ...
... but first, I have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
(credit to Mitch Hedberg, about 2003)
I used to be quite a ladies man, chasing skirts all over the world.
Until I got to Scotland and, boy, was I surprised!!!
Coronavirus is now all over the world
But China got it right off the bat.
Which pan brings together all of the cultures of the world?
This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
I was all set to be the world's greatest supervillain, but first I had to win a fencing duel.
Alas, I was in anguish when I lost, for my plans had been Foiled.
What will happen if british people will drink all the tea in the world
I was all set to become one of the worlds greatest mountain climbers.
But then I peaked too early.
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
Mom tells me I have all the empathy in the world…
Dad thinks that’s why we have so many wars
I think all World races should end in Europe
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?
Chad asks his friend, "What would happen if all the women in the world disappeared?"
His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."
The World Health Organizatuon has discovered that Coronavirus cannot be transmitted between dogs and humans. They have released all quarantined dogs.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
I travel all over the world and I'm regular, then I come home and suddenly I'm incontinent.
After 12 years, I finally played World of Warcraft again & all I have to say is
An Inventor in the 1800s created a device that instantly eliminated all bells in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.
edit:OC
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
To all the women who have given birth to bring life into the world:
Thank you for your cervix.
the legendary revolutionary who continues to create ripples all around the world. 🌒
Of all the inventions in the world the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
They’d all be a lot more comfortable
The World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs being held in quarantine will be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?
All the fans are at home.
Soon Canada will take over the world then you'll all be sorry
All donkeys of the world gathered in a rally and demanded a seperate nation for donkeys
The leader donkey got shot and killed.
Ass-as-a-nation
I met the world’s greatest security guard the other day. When I asked him the secret, he said it was all in his name.
Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage was an inside joke
Because he literally had a theater built for his plays called the Globe theater.
All over the world, people often lose their car keys.
Except in Boston, they lose their Khakis
Who can consume all of world's Petroleum?
With all the riots French bakeries must be in a world of pain.
I'm still not quite sure I get all the hype about the World Cup...
What do a million dog owners all over the world want to know?
I've just spent all my savings on the world's largest bottle of Tipp-Ex
God promised Man that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world...
Then he made the Earth round!
All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
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