All We Know Puns

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

His doctor told him to get three square meals a day.

Because if they were boys and we’d call them uncles.

Minneapolis.

It’s thinly sliced cabbage

Pencil-vania.

the lowercases ._.

I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.

Keep it up you silly gooses!

Data

Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.

At least until he met an anti fun gal.

But Patrick is the star

People who are reading this are on the same page.

Credit goes to my friend who made the joke

Expensive

"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."

2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even.

I guess you could say its.... fast as hell

Boss- “How good are you at PowerPoint?”

Me- “I excel at it”

Boss” “Was that a Microsoft office pun?”

Me- “ Word”

But his brother Frank is a true monster

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

Minneapolis

But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage

Minneapolis?

Minneapolis?

...but his brother Frank was a monster.

It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

....but his brother Frank was a monster.

Minneapolis

But the star is Patrick.

But the star was Patrick

... but his brother Frank was a monster.

...but his brother Frank was a monster.

Minneapolis.

...but his brother Frank was a monster.

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Because you're supposed to get 3 squared meals a day!