He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
...in a dad-a-base
We've made a massive mistake
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
But i’m dad serious
I think that would be pretty handy.
I'd call it "statue of limitations".
but if no one likes it and it gets down-voted then so-v-iet
which was my 40th birthday. The BIG Four Oh! As in "Oh, you're 40 and not married? What's wrong with you?"
And my friends, as awesome as they are, kept setting me up on blind dates, but I never seemed to click with any of the women. Pretty women, short women, tall women, rough women, successful women, lazy women - I dated them all and more often than not, they just weren't interested in me.
I think I probably went on twenty or so dates that never resulted in a a single follow up date.
But two months before my birthday, I started dating two women and both fledgling relationships seemed like they were going somewhere as they were getting really, really serious. I couldn't choose one, but I didn't care. I just couldn't believe they were into me. Okay, maybe they weren't the best looking, but I was so desperate for a wife, and I'm definitely no prize myself.
With a few weeks to go before my birthday, I knew I had to act if I had any hope of being married. I bought two rings and proposed to them both (on separate nights, of course) and they both said no. In fact, though they never knew of each other, I went from two good things to both of them not returning my calls. I guess proposing in a mall food court (for Jenny) or down on my knees in front of the bathroom at a minor league baseball game (Susan) were not my best laid plans, doomed to fail. Or maybe I just reeked of desperation.
So the morning of my birthday, I was practically in tears, deep in depression as I knew I missed my deadline. But my friends came though, kind of. They took me out bar hopping and then we all went back to my place where they had a stripper waiting in my favorite chair. She got up, sat me down, and gave me a grinding lap dance. She said nothing, but after a minute, stopped, turned around, looked me in the eye and said "one." Then she started up again, stopped after a minute, turned around and said "two..."
This went on all night until she got to "forty."
It's been a few months now, and I'm not too sad. My friends really tried to get me married, and after two near mrs, I guess it was the thot that counts.
And put Mariah Carey on the cover
it's irrelephant
But it's the thot that counts.
He acknowledged grimly, "Indeed, that's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen."
I said, “That’s completely pointless.”
For keeping me off the streets
Koran Koran
If it wasnt for him, I wouldn't be here now
Sleep is for the week.
Me and john got into an argument about it, "we all made an agreement that we would be mechanics" "well i want to be a business man" said john "well suit yourself"
Computer, good boy.
But I can't put my finger on it.
"Are you guys having fun?"
crowd cheers
"Hi, having fun, we're Dads."
In the dad-a-base
In a dadabase....
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
Doctor: WOW! That’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.
