Albums

Mayday Parade - What It Means To Fall Apart

Dan Campbell - Other People's Lives

Between You & Me - Armageddon

Jimmy Eat World - Clarity: Phoenix Sessions

Ovlov - Buds

Volumes - Happier?

Converge & Chelsea Wolfe - Bloodmoon: I

I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - RAZZMATAZZ (Deluxe Edition)

Bears In Trees - and everybody else smiled back

Weakened Friends - Quitter

Same Side - In Place

Jim Lindberg - Songs from the Elkhorn Trail

snake eyes - the lovehate mixtape

Sly Withers - Gardens (Deluxe Edition)

Avenues - We're All Doomed

Taking Meds - Terrible News From Wonderful Men

Maybeshewill - No Feeling is Final

Scowls - How Flowers Grow

Manchester Orchestra - The Million Masks Of God: The Remixes (EP)

Belmont - Bowser's Mixtape (EP)

Owen - Live at The Lexington (EP)

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Legendary Picture's Dune premiered on September 3rd at the 78th Venice Intl Film Festival and reviews are coming in. Please post them to the subreddit as you find them. We will be collecting them in this post for easy reference.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 84% (343 reviews), 7.70 average rating

Metacritic: 75/100 (54 critics), "generally favorable reviews"

Spoiler-free reviews

Cinemablend, Eric Eisenberg - 4.5/5

>It’s an exceptional and special big screen experience, and does an incredible job laying the foundation for what is an expansive, unique universe, but it also can’t help but feel like the serving of a decadent and delicious appetizer that comes out while the epic entrée to come is still braising in the kitchen.

The Daily Beast, Marlow Stern

>One area of concern lies in Dune’s softening of Herbert’s book’s Islamism. While the cast is far more diverse than Lynch’s Aryan lovefest, there is nary a Middle Eastern actor in sight, and its Islamic influences are relegated to terminology, e.g. “Shai-Hulud,” “Mahdi” and “Lisan al Gaib.” The Fremen too, symbolizing Arab peoples, have been mostly pushed to the background, though will likely factor in more in future installments.

Deadline, Pete Hammond

>No matter what your opinion is of the source material, this vision for bringing it alive as a movie deserves only premium exhibition.

Den of Geek, David Crow - 4.5/5

>Dune is an astonishing swing of ambition and passion from filmmakers at the top of their craft, and it more often than not connects like a thunderbolt.

Digital Spy, Ian Sandwell - ★★★☆☆

>There's a

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> Guest Writers: James Anderson; Mike Lawrence, Dave Sirus (Weekend Update)

> Billionaire Star Trek, directed by Paul Briganti; Splitting the Check, directed by Mike Diva

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• Gunther- $34
• BMO Noire- $21
• Finn- $24
• Adventure Time Lot- $105 shipped

The 100

• Clarke- $115
• Bellamy- $84
• *Octavia- $115
• Raven- $68
• *Lexa- $135
• Lincoln- $80
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Shaun Of The Dead

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• *Ed- $40
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Orphan Black

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• Alison Hendrix- $10
• Cosima Neihaus- $30
• Helena- $10
• Rachel Duncan- $10
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• *Helena (Parka)- $10
• Felix- $28
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The Walking Dead

• *Morgan- $17
• Rosita- $9
• Negan- $7
• Dwight- $13
• Alpha- $10
• Dog- $18
• *Daryl Dixon's Chopper- $34
• TWD Set- $100 shipped

Rick & Morty

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• *Pickle Rick- $8
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• R&M Set- $60 shipped

Steven Universe

• Steven (GITD)- $28
• Garnet (GITD)- $23
• Amethyst (GITD)- $20
• Pearl (GITD)- $27
• Connie- $20
• Peridot- $60
• Rose Quartz- $40
• Lapis- $50
• Lion (Flocked)- $23
• Stevonnie- $24

***Destiny

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Now that we know all the background on what happened in this case, as laid out in the “Understanding the Crime” post, we can decide what sort of individual committed this crime.

https://thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2013/03/24/understanding-the-crime/

To summarize our conclusions from that post, the facts led us to these conclusions.

We know that this was the crime scene and not a dump site.

We know that the victims were likely sexually assaulted.

We know the killer didn’t bring anything to tie the victims up with and instead improvised, by using the shoe laces.

We know that the victims were likely attacked with sticks, being beaten over the head. This would suggest that the killer also acquired a weapon at the crime scene. These injuries would also likely suggest a blitz style attack.

We know Michael Moore had likely tried to flee.

We know the victims died from multiple types of injuries.

We know that a knife was likely used to mutilate the victims.

We know the victims were also drowned.

We know a possible piece of evidence was some candle wax located on the shirt of one victim.

We know the killer both arrived at the scene, and left on foot.

We know that this was a popular area for children and teens to come hangout.

We know that the person involved in this crime has shown some traits of a disorganized offender.

And lastly, we know that there may have been more than one person involved in the commission of this crime.

Three different criminal profilers would give opinions on this case. The three profilers were Brent Turvey, Pat Brown, and John Douglas.

Turvey’s profile has more or less been discredited by Pat Brown’s analysis of the case, which heavily criticized Turvey as trying to custom fit his profile to the defense’s alternative suspect, John Mark Byers. In his profile he suggests that Robin Hood Hills is a dump site and not where the victims were murdered, but the problem with that, is we know that’s not the case. John Douglas would even discredit Turvey by stating in his profile that it was where the murders occurred, and not a dump site.

Now since Turvey’s assessment is in question lets discuss the Douglas profile. His profile also seems to be custom fitted to a suspect. This time Terry Hobbs. In fact Douglas has gotten in trouble in the past for tailoring a profile to match a suspect. This was the Guy Paul Morin case, which occurred in Canada. At the time investigators there were working the murder of a girl named Christine J

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Note that obviously this isn't everyone, just the ones currently coming to mind for me. If you have any, I'd love to hear them and who you think would be great choices for them to play.

-Jensen Ackles (considered for the role of Clint Barton/Hawkeye)

Dude has been the best actor on Supernatural even when that show tanked and he's done great in other hero projects like Under the Red Hood, so I think he'd kill it if Marvel ever considers him again.

In terms of a role, while he wasn't chosen for Clint, if this character doesn't appear in Hawkeye, I think he'd be a great choice as Barney Barton (Trickshot). I think he can pull off the kind of the aura of a sleazier version of Clint.

-Glenn Howerton (considered for the role of Peter Quill/Star Lord)

Best known as Dennis from Always Sunny, for hero roles, like others have suggested, Howerton could work as Reed Richards. But for villain roles, he'd make a great Eric O'Grady (Black Ant). He can 100% pull off the absolute assholishness of a character like Eric while making him fun to watch.

-Regé-Jean Page (considered for the role of Adam Warlock)

Best known for Bridgerton, I think Page has a lot of range and can pull off whatever role given to him. In terms of potential roles, some that come to mind are Kasper Cole, Tom Foster, a cosmic villain like ISAAC or Korvac, or (darkhorse idea) Reed.

-Alison Brie (considered for the role of Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk)

Funny on Community, showed the capability to lead a project in Glow, she'd be great for an MCU role. I definitely would hope if she were to get a role, it'd allow her to hone in her charismatic/funny side. I could see her as someone like Tigra, a Guardians character, or to go outside the box, perhaps a villain like Rachel Leighton (Diamondback).

-Andrew Scott (considered for the role of Quentin Beck/Mysterio)

Most known as Moriarty in Sherlock, he's an absolute great actor who can easily pull off either sympathetic, insane, or both. In terms of characters he could play, I think he'd be a great pick for Owen Reece (Molecule Man) or Nightmare.

With Owen, he can definitely work as a sympathetic antagonist character struggling with his mental health and insane god-like powers. With Nightmare, not only do we know he can work well off Cumberbatch, but he can pull off the insanity required for a villain like him.

-**Amandla Stenberg (almost had the rol

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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https://youtu.be/OXidhh1lAIU

6:20

so he basically admits if Mo keep scoring for 2-3 years hence its from 2017 he will be the one.

but then comes on yesterday to look past him and say no comparison Suarez is clear lol. also say mo ain't an all around scorer!! the audacity smh.

aight now i know its sinking jealousy. mo is 22 goals away from Owens record.

Stevie knows ball.

Friendly reminder of mo's 17-18 season, lots of lads need that here. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrQ9aTnGknA

Another Reminder 17-18 LFC : No VVD No Alison a half Coutinho a teen TAA.

Suarez season was superior in every way, but mo's debut season was something hard to beat!

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10511. Leadership Growth Through Crisis: An Investigation of Leader Development During Tumultuous Circumstances, 1st Edition, 2020 Edition: Bruce E. Winston

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Adventure Time

• BMO (Metallic)- $41
• Gunther- $42
• BMO Noire- $26
• Finn- $30
• Adventure Time Lot- $120 shipped

The 100

• Clarke- $145
• Bellamy- $105
• *Octavia- $170
• Raven- $120
• *Lexa- $170
• Lincoln- $100
• 100 Set- $720 shipped

Shaun Of The Dead

• Shaun- $50
• *Shaun (Bloody)- $45
• *Ed- $50
• *Ed (Zombie)- $47
• SOTD Set- $170 shipped

Orphan Black

• Sarah Manning- $13
• Alison Hendrix- $12
• Cosima Neihaus- $37
• Helena- $12
• Rachel Duncan- $12
• Rachel Duncan (Pencil)- $9
• *Helena (Parka)- $14
• Felix- $36
• Orphan Black Set- $125 shipped

The Walking Dead

• *Morgan- $22
• Rosita- $11
• Negan- $9
• Dwight- $16
• Alpha- $13
• Dog- $22
• *Daryl Dixon's Chopper- $46
• TWD Set- $120 shipped

Rick & Morty

• *Rick- $5
• Morty- $6
• Doofus Rick- $20
• Mr. Meeseeks (Chase)- $25
• *Summer- $7
• Pickle Rick (Laser)- $10
• Pickle Rick- $12
• Warrior Summer- $9
• R&M Set- $75 shipped

Steven Universe

• Steven (GITD)- $34
• Garnet (GITD)- $29
• Amethyst (GITD)- $26
• Pearl (GITD)- $34
• Connie- $20
• Peridot- $75
• Rose Quartz- $50
• Lapis- $65
• Lion (Flocked)- $29
• Stevonnie- $30

Destiny

• *Cayde 6- $6
• Lord Shaxx- $18
• Ikora- $9
• Ikora (Iridescent)- $16
• *Zavala- $6
• Oryx- $18
• **Xur- $17
• Atheon- $38
• Hawthorne w/ Louis- $7
• Osiris- $7
• Osiris (Gold)- $100
• Cayde 6 w/ Chicken

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "