A list of puns related to "Alfred Holt"
Double leaders in a single season are in italics. Triple crown winners are in bold.
Year | Catches Leader (#) | Receiving Yards Leader (#) | Receiving TDs Leader (#) |
---|---|---|---|
1970 | Dick Gordon (71) | Gene Washington (1100) | Dick Gordon (13) |
1971 | Fred Biletnikoff (61) | Otis Taylor (1110) | Paul Warfield (11) |
1972 | Harold Jackson (62) | Harold Jackson (1048) | Gene Washington (12) |
1973 | Harold Carmichael (67) | Harold Carmichael (1116) | Harold Jackson (13) |
1974 | Lydell Mitchell (72) | Cliff Branch (1092) | Cliff Branch (13) |
1975 | Chuck Foreman (73) | Ken Burrough (1063) | Mel Gray, Lynn Swann (11) |
1976 | MacArthur Lane (66) | Roger Carr (1112) | Cliff Branch (12) |
1977 | Lydell Mitchell (71) | Drew Pearson (870) | Nat Moore (12) |
1978 | Rickey Young (88) | Wesley Walker (1169) | John Jefferson (13) |
1979 | Joe Washington (82) | Steve Largent (1237) | Stanley Morgan (12) |
1980 | Kellen Winslow (89) | John Jefferson (1340) | John Jefferson (13) |
1981 | Kellen Winslow (88) | Alfred Jenkins (1358) | Alfred Jenkins (13) |
1982 | Dwight Clark (60) | Wes Chandler (1032) | Wes Chandler (9) |
1983 | Todd Christensen (92) | Mike Quick (1409) | Roy Green (14) |
1984 | Art Monk (104) | Roy Green (1555) | Mark Clayton (18) |
1985 | Roger Craig (92) | Steve Largent (1287) | Daryl Turner (13) |
1986 | Todd Christensen (95) | Jerry Rice (1570) | Jerry Rice (15) |
1987 | J.T. Smith (91) | J.T. Smith (1117) | Jerry Rice (22) |
1988 | Al Toon (93) | Henry Ellard (1414) | Mark Clayton (14) |
1989 | Sterling Sharpe (90) | Jerry Rice (1483) | Jerry Rice (17) |
1990 | Jerry Rice (100) | Jerry Rice (1502) | Jerry Rice (13) |
1991 | Haywood Jeffries (100) | Michael Irvin (1523) | Jerry Rice (14) |
1992 | Sterling Sharpe (108) | Sterling Sharpe (1461) | Sterling Sharpe (13) |
1993 | Sterling Sharpe (112) | Jerry Rice (1503) | Jerry Rice, Andre Rison (15) |
1994 | Cris Carter (122) | Jerry Rice (1499) | Sterling Sharpe (18) |
1995 | Herman Moore (123) | Jerry Rice (1848) | Cris Carter, Carl Pickens (17) |
1996 | Jerry Rice (108) | Isaac Bruce (1338) | Michael Jackson, Tony Martin (14) |
1997 | Tim Brown, Herman Moore (104) | Rob More (1584) | Cris Carter (13) |
1998 | O.J. McDuffie (90) | Antonio Freeman (1424) | Randy Moss (17) |
1999 | Jimmy Smith (116) | Marvin Harrison (1663) | Cris Carter (13) |
2000 | Marvin Harrison, Mushin Muhammad (102) | Torry Holt (1635) | Randy Miss (15) |
2001 | Rod Smith (113) | David Boston (1598) | Te |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.
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