Alexis Kirk Puns

Kirk has adopted the party line on Health Care.

At a pro-Israel rally, Kirk said, “To misquote Shakespeare, something is rotten in Gaza and now it’s time to take out the trash.”

Kirk is for permanent detention of all Guantanamo Bay inmates and is now opposed to even transferring them to Illinois.

In June, Kirk made a trip to China to engage in independent foreign diplomacy without the endorsement of the executive branch, an act that is reserved for executive branch officials. On this trip, Kirk contradicted the Obama administration on the US-China relationship by stating that "the budget numbers that the US government has put forward should not be believed."

Also in June 2009, Kirk introduced legislation to increase the penalties for selling kush, a high potency set of strains of marijuana ... saying that "if you can make as much money selling pot as cocaine, you should face the same penalties."

He has backpedaled on his support for the climate bill in the face of GOP criticism.

Hey y'all; In my never-ending journey of trying to choose artists, I've come across quite a few artists that I like. I decided to put them in a list by location, and figured I'd share it in case anyone is trying to find new artists in their area or just look at cool art. A few disclaimers, I live in the Northeast US, so it is somewhat concentrated in that region. Obviously this is only a small handful of artists of those out there, and there's no way I could get them all. I also am not claiming these these are the only good artists in these places, just the ones I've come across and like personally. Lastly, I split the US up into four sections, but this isn't /r/mapporncirclejerk so try to refrain from critiquing what the Midwest is. I hope to keep growing this list so feel free to dm artists that I've missed, I feel like this could be a helpful resource for the sub. ( I marked a few of my favorites with *). Edit: Sorry if its showing up a bit messy for mobile, it was formatted for desktop.

#United States (Northeast)

##Massachusetts

Boston:
Danny Reis, Ghost in the Machine Tattoo (Also tattoos in Rhode Island) - [Insta] (https://www.instagram.com/dannyreistattoo/)
Nicholas Adam, Riverside Tattoo - Insta
Brian Hemming, Ghost in the Machine Tattoo - Insta Andy Reach, Redemption Tattoo - Insta

Salem:
Barron, North Shore Tattoo Company - Insta
Ricky Mo, Private Studio - Insta
Kyle Mackenzie, North Street Tattoo - Insta
Joe Mallard, North Street Tattoo - Insta

New Bedford:
Thomas Butts, Times Tattoo - Insta

##New York
New York City:
Chris Fernandez, Kings Avenue Tattoo - Insta
John Lemon, Bound for Glory Tattoo - Insta
Phil DeAngulo (MidwestPhil), Memorial Tattoo - Insta
Bert Krak, Smith Street Tattoo Parlor - Insta
Henbohenning, Good Luck NYC - [Insta](https://www.instagram.com/henb

Jess- Maeve from Sex Education

Lulu- Jess from New Girl

Lorelai- Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City

Luke- Coach Whitey from One Tree Hill

Morey- Coach Beard from Ted Lasso

Paris- Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl

Rory- Ross Geller from Friends

Emily- Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development

Richard- Johnny Rose from Schitt’s Creek

Logan- Nate Archibald from Gossip Girl

Dean- Lucas from One Tree Hill

Babette & Miss Patty- Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek

Kirk- Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory

Sookie- Phoebe from Friends

Taylor- Lady Whistledown from Bridgerton

Jackson- Marshall from How I Met Your Mother

Lane- Bonnie from Vampire Diaries

Michel- Stanford Blatch from Sex and the City

Jason- Niles from Frasier

Madeline & Louise- Alexis Rose from Schitt’s Creek

April- Alex Dunphy from Modern Family

Max- Chidi from The Good Place

*Add your own or add more characters!

*Does anyone have any ideas for Christopher? I’m drawing a blank right now

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

***SPOILERS BELOW ABOUT BIP7 COUPLES AND POTENTIAL ENGAGEMENTS***

(will update as we learn more information)

KEY:

got ENGAGED on the show (in bold)

split up the final week or after the show (strikethrough)

still together, in a relationship, engaged or married (italicized)

SEASON 1:

Lacy Faddoul & Marcus Grodd - ENGAGED, "married" in 2015, split up in 2016

Michelle Money & Cody Sattler - left in a relationship, no longer together

Sarah Herron & Robert Graham - split up on the show

AshLee Frazier & Graham Bunn - split up on the show

Christy Hansen & Tasos Hernandez - split up on the show

Jackie Parr & Zack Kalter - split up on the show

SEASON 2:

Jade Roper & Tanner Tolbert - ENGAGED, married in 2016

Samantha Steffen & Nick Petersen - left in a relationship, no longer together

Cassandra Ferguson & Justin Reich - left in a relationship, no longer together

Tenley Molzahn & Joshua Albers - split up on the show

Carly Waddell & Kirk DeWindt - split up on the show

Ashley Iaconetti & Jared Haibon - split up on the show, later got engaged in 2018, married in 2019

SEASON 3:

Carly Waddell & Evan Bass - ENGAGED, married in 2017, divorced in 2020

Amanda Stanton & Josh Murray - ENGAGED, no longer together

Lace Morris & Grant Kemp - ENGAGED, no longer together

Jennifer Saviano & Nick Viall - split up on the show

Ashley Iaconetti & Wells Adams - split up on the show

SEASON 4:

Taylor Nolan & Derek Peth - ENGAGED (on After Paradise), no longer together

Raven Gates & Adam Gottschalk - left in a relationship, engaged in 2019, married in 2021

Lacey Mark & Daniel Maguire - left in a relationship, no longer together

Amanda Stanton & Robby Hayes - split up on the show

Danielle Lombard & Dean Unglert - split up on the show

Christen Whitney & Jack Stone - split up on the show

Jasmine Goode & Jonathan Treece - split up on the show

Dominique Alexis & Diggy Moreland - split up on the show

SEASON 5:

Krystal Nielson & Chris Randone - ENGAGED, married in 2019, separated in 2020

Jenna Cooper & Jordan Kimball - ENGAGED, no longer together

~~Kendall Long & Joe Amabile - split

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

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Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why