A list of puns related to "Alexandre Moors"
#FT: Leeds United 1-4 Arsenal
Leeds United scorers: Raphinha (75' PEN)
Arsenal scorers: Gabriel Martinelli (16', 28'), Bukayo Saka (42'), Emile Smith Rowe (84')
Venue: Elland Road
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Leeds United
Illan Meslier, Luke Ayling, Robin Koch, Stuart Dallas, Cody Drameh, Tyler Roberts, Adam Forshaw, Mateusz Klich (Sam Greenwood), Joe Gelhardt, Jack Harrison (Crysencio Summerville) (Liam Mccarron), Raphinha.
Subs: Kristoffer Klaesson, Lewis Bate, Archie Gray, Kris Moore, Jack Jenkins, Nohan Kenneh.
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Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Kieran Tierney, Takehiro Tomiyasu (Cedric Soares), Granit Xhaka, Thomas Partey, Gabriel Martinelli, Bukayo Saka (Emile Smith-Rowe), Alexandre Lacazette, Martin Odegaard (Nuno Tavares).
Subs: Mohamed Elneny, Edward Nketiah, Nicolas Pepe, Calum Chambers, Rob Holding, Bernd Leno.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
90'+3' Foul by Tyler Roberts (Leeds United).
90'+3' Thomas Partey (Arsenal) wins a free kick in the defensive half.
90'+4' Second Half ends, Leeds United 1, Arsenal 4.
#FT: Burnley 0-1 Arsenal
Arsenal scorers: Martin Ødegaard (30')
Venue: Turf Moor
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Burnley
Nick Pope, Ben Mee, James Tarkowski, Charlie Taylor, Matthew Lowton, Josh Brownhill, Ashley Westwood, Dwight Mcneil, Johann Gudmundsson (Maxwel Cornet), Chris Wood (Jay Rodriguez), Ashley Barnes (Matej Vydra).
Subs: Aaron Lennon, Phil Bardsley, Wayne Hennessey, Jack Cork, Erik Pieters, Nathan Collins.
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Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Thomas Partey (Ainsley Maitland-Niles), Kieran Tierney (Nuno Tavares), Takehiro Tomiyasu, Martin Odegaard, Emile Smith-Rowe (Albert Sambi-Lokonga), Bukayo Saka, Nicolas Pepe, Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang.
Subs: Cedric Soares, Alexandre Lacazette, Bernd Leno, Pablo Mari, Rob Holding, Gabriel Martinelli.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
90'+2' Nuno Tavares (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card.
90'+3' Attempt missed. Nuno Tavares (Arsenal) right footed shot from outside the box is close, but misses to the left.
90'+4' Attempt missed. Jay Rodriguez (Burnley) header from the centre of the box is high and wide to the right. Assisted by Maxwel Cornet with a cross.
Click here for the Post-Match thread
Competition: Premier League (Matchday 18)
Date: December 18, 2021 (2021/2022)
Time: 17:30 (Europe/London)
Venue: Elland Road
Referee: Andre Marriner, England
Leeds (4-2-3-1)
Starting XI: Illan Meslier, Cody Drameh, Robin Koch, Luke Ayling, Stuart Dallas, Mateusz Klich, Adam Forshaw, Raphinha, Tyler Roberts, Jack Harrison, Joe Gelhardt
Substitutes: Kristoffer Klaesson, Liam McCarron, Kris Moore, Nohan Kenneh, Jack Jenkins, Lewis Bate, Archie Gray, Crysencio Summerville, Sam Greenwood
Manager: M. Bielsa
Arsenal (4-4-1-1)
Starting XI: Aaron Ramsdale, Takehiro Tomiyasu, Ben White, Gabriel Magalhães, Kieran Tierney, Bukayo Saka, Thomas Partey, Granit Xhaka, Gabriel Martinelli, Martin Ødegaard, Alexandre Lacazette
Substitutes: Bernd Leno, Rob Holding, Nuno Tavares, Cédric Soares, Calum Chambers, Emile Smith Rowe, Mohamed Elneny, Nicolas Pépé, Edward Nketiah
Manager: Mikel Arteta
Leeds | 1 - 4 | Arsenal |
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51% | Ball Possession | 49% |
9 | Total Shots | 21 |
2 | Shots On Target | 12 |
6 | Shots Off Target | 3 |
1 | Blocked Shots | 6 |
4 | Shots Inside Box | 14 |
5 | Shots Outside Box | 7 |
1 | Corner Kicks | 4 |
0 | Offsides | 1 |
11 | Fouls | 7 |
3 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
8 | Goalkeeper Saves | 1 |
404 | Passes | 395 |
308 (76%) | Accurate Passes | 307 (78%) |
0' KICKOFF!
16' GOAL! Scored by Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal)
28' GOAL! Scored by Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal)
31' Substitution: C. Summerville for J. Harrison (Leeds)
42' GOAL! Scored by B. Saka (Arsenal)
53' Yellow Card for J. Gelhardt (Leeds)
56' Yellow Card for S. Dallas (Leeds)
64' Substitution: Cédric Soares for T. Tomiyasu (Arsenal)
75' Penalty scored by Raphinha (Leeds)
78' Substitution: E. Smith Rowe for B. Saka (Arsenal)
78' Substitution: S. Greenwood for M. Klich (Leeds)
81' Substitution: L. McCarron for C. Summerville (Leeds)
84' GOAL! Scored by E.
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#Crypto.com Arena
#In-Game Updates
Time Clock |
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FINAL |
###Boxscore
Teams | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Total |
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2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
0 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
###Team Stats
Team | Shots | Hits | Blocked | FO Wins | Giveaways | Takeaways | Power Plays |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
20 | 32 | 9 | 39.7% | 1 | 0 | 2/3 | |
48 | 31 | 16 | 60.3% | 7 | 2 | 1/4 |
###Goal Summary
Period | Time | Team | Strength | Description |
---|---|---|---|---|
3rd | 18:49 | Short Handed | Yakov Trenin (8) Wrist Shot, assists: Tanner Jeannot (11) | |
3rd | 10:33 | Power Play | Martin Frk (1) Slap Shot, assists: Drew Doughty (14), Viktor Arvidsson (11) | |
2nd | 09:37 | Even | Dustin Brown (5) Wrist Shot, assists: none | |
2nd | 02:49 | Even | Matt Luff (1) Tip-In, assists: Michael McCarron (1), Nick Cousins (5) | |
1st | 19:01 | Power Play | Matt Duchene (14) Wrist Shot, assists: Filip Forsberg (11), Roman Josi (21) | |
1st | 03:49 | Power Play | Filip Forsberg (18) Snap Shot, assists: Roman Josi (20), Mikael Granlund (26) |
###Penalty Summary
keep reading on reddit ➡Hello everyone!
PL Watch thread for the only game happening today.
##Leeds vs Arsenal- 1-4 FT
Leeds
Illan Meslier, Cody Drameh, Luke Ayling, Robin Koch, Stuart Dallas, Mateusz Klich, Adam Forshaw, Raphinha, Tyler Roberts, Jack Harrison, Joe Gelhardt
Subs: Kristoffer Klaesson, Liam McCarron, Kris Moore, Nohan Kenneh, Jack Jenkins, Lewis Bate, Archie Gray, Crysencio Summerville, Sam Greenwood
Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Takehiro Tomiyasu, Ben White, Gabriel Magalhães, Kieran Tierney, Bukayo Saka, Thomas Partey, Granit Xhaka, Gabriel Martinelli, Martin Ødegaard, Alexandre Lacazette
Subs: Bernd Leno, Rob Holding, Nuno Tavares, Cédric Soares, Calum Chambers, Emile Smith Rowe, Mohamed Elneny, Nicolas Pépé, Edward Nketiah
Match Updates :
16’- Martinelli opens the scoring for Arsenal
28’- Martinelli doubles Arsenal’s lead
42’- Saka makes it three for Arsenal
75’- Raphina opens the scoring for Leeds through penalty
84’- Smith-Rowe makes it four for Arsenal
Current PL Standings (Top 6) as of today :
1 - Man City - 41 points (with a game in hand)
2 - Liverpool - 40 points (with a game in hand)
3 - Chelsea - 37 points (with a game in hand)
4 - Arsenal - 32 points
5 - West Ham - 28 points (with a game in hand)
6 - Man United - 27 points (with two games in hand)
The votes are in and we have some data to share with you! More to follow once we have cleaned and curated a bit more, but this is just the teaser.
In the end it seems as if the 80% threshold worked for both branches of the Hall as 7 each of men and women succeeded in reaching that mark! We adjusted the requirements to reflect ballots submitted, 34 for the men's branch of the Hall and 17 for the women's branch, rather than registered voters, 51 and 25 respectively.
The men's branch of the Hall saw 173 riders receive at least one vote and the women's branch had 63 riders receive at least one vote.
There are plenty more facts and figures to come in the near future, including the inaugural class, but for now here are the riders who received at least one vote, but who were named on less than 50% of the ballots:
Men's branch
Rider | Votes | Vote % |
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Marco Pantani | 15 | 44.12% |
Louison Bobet | 14 | 41.18% |
Andre Greipel | 13 | 38.24% |
Lance Armstrong | 13 | 38.24% |
Johan Museeuw | 12 | 35.29% |
Oscar Freire | 11 | 32.35% |
Raymond Poulidor | 11 | 32.35% |
Tony Martin | 11 | 32.35% |
Stephen Roche | 10 | 29.41% |
Laurent Fignon | 9 | 26.47% |
Alessandro Petacchi | 8 | 23.53% |
Costante Girardengo | 8 | 23.53% |
Freddy Maertens | 8 | 23.53% |
Jan Ullrich | 8 | 23.53% |
Joop Zoetemelk | 8 | 23.53% |
Federico Bahamontes | 7 | 20.59% |
Giuseppe Saronni | 7 | 20.59% |
Davide Rebellin | 6 | 17.65% |
Rik Van Steenbergen | 5 | 14.71% |
Tom Simpson | 5 | 14.71% |
Andy Schleck | 4 | 11.76% |
Bernard Thevenet | 4 | 11.76% |
Chris Boardman | 4 | 11.76% |
Frank Vandenbroucke | 4 | 11.76% |
Jens Voigt | 4 | 11.76% |
Joaquim Rodriguez | 4 | 11.76% |
Luis Ocana | 4 | 11.76% |
Marcel Kittel | 4 | 11.76% |
Primoz Roglic | 4 | 11.76% |
Tony Rominger | 4 | 11.76% |
Adam Hansen | 3 | 8.82% |
Charly Gaul | 3 | 8.82% |
Fiorenzo Magni | 3 | 8.82% |
Henri Pelissier | 3 | 8.82% |
Maurice Garin | 3 | 8.82% |
Paolo Bettini | 3 | 8.82% |
Alexandre Vinokourov | 2 | 5.88% |
Andre Darrigade | 2 | 5.88% |
Charles Pelissier | 2 | 5.88% |
Dan Martin | 2 | 5.88% |
Daniel Teklehaimanot | 2 | 5.88% |
David Millar | 2 | 5.88% |
Ferdinand Kübler | 2 | 5.88% |
Ian Stannard | 2 | 5.88% |
Jan Janssen | 2 | 5.88% |
Josef Fischer | 2 | 5.88% |
Lucien Petit-Breton | 2 | 5.88% |
Moreno Argentin | 2 | 5.88% |
Octave Lapize | 2 | 5.88% |
Phil Anderson | 2 | 5.88% |
Philippe Thys | 2 | 5.88% |
Richard Virenque | 2 | 5.88% |
Rudi Altig | 2 | 5.88% |
Stijn Devolder | 2 | 5.88% |
Thomas Voeckler | 2 | 5.88% |
Tom Dumoulin | 2 | 5.88% |
William Bonnet | 2 | 5.88% |
Alexander Kristoff | 1 | 2.94% |
Andre Leducq | 1 | 2.94% |
Andrea Tafi | 1 | 2.94% |
Andreas Klöden | 1 | 2.94% |
Andrej Hauptman | 1 | 2.94% |
Andy Hampsten | 1 | 2.94% |
Barr |
Edit: I hope that whoever spent all day making alt accounts to stuff the vote realizes that it takes me all of five minutes to throw all 90 of your votes out.
Hit the deck, voting for the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Awards is now officially underway! Details for all the nominees are listed below. The poll will stay open for about a week.
If your favorite creator or book didn't get nominated, well there's only one explanation. Feel free to use the r/dccomicscirclejerk salt thread. Consider using that, instead of harassing me with hate mail (yes, that happened) or making 80+ Google accounts to stuff the ballot box (also happened).
Past years' winners can be found here.
#--->Vote here<---
#Best Writer
Tom King
> Batman/Catwoman
> Batman: Black & White #2
> The Human Target
> Rorschach
> Strange Adventures
> Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
> Superman: Red & Blue #6
> Wonder Woman 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
Grant Morrison
> The Green Lantern: Season Two
> Superman and the Authority
> Wonder Woman: Earth One, Vol. 3
Mariko Tamaki
> Batman: Black & White #5
> Batman Secret Files: Huntress #1
> Crush & Lobo
> DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration #1
> DC Pride #1
> Detective Comics
> Future State: Dark Detective
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> I Am Not Starfire
> Wonder Woman: Black & Gold #2
Tom Taylor
> Batman: The Detective
> Dark Knights of Steel
> DCeased: Dead Planet
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> Nightwing
> Superman: Son of Kal-El
James Tynion IV
> Batman
> Batman Secret Files: Miracle Molly #1
> Batman Secret Files: Peacekeeper-01 #1
> Batman Secret Files: The Gardener #1
> Batman Special Edition #1
> Batman: Fear State
> DC Pride #1
> DC vs. Vampires
> Infinite Frontier #0
> The Joker
> The Nice House on the Lake
Ram V
> Catwoman
> Future State: Catwoman
> Future State: Justice League
> Future State: Swamp Thing
> Justice Lea
-Ship: A Visual Poem, Terrance Day, 2020
5 Fingers, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1952
After Migration: Calabria, Walé Oyéjidé and Jake Saner, 2019
All About Eve, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1950
Alphaville, Jean-Luc Godard, 1965
Antarctica: A Year on Ice, Anthony Powell, 2013
Appropriate Behavior, Desiree Akhavan, 2014
The Asphalt Jungle, John Huston, 1950**
Band of Outsiders, Jean-Luc Godard, 1964**
Battered, Lee Grant, 1989
Brother’s Keeper, Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky, 1992
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Ken Hughes, 1968
Cleopatra, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1963
Color Adjustment, Marlon Riggs, 1991
Crime of Passion, Gerd Oswald, 1957
Crime Wave, André De Toth, 1953
Danzón, Maria Novaro, 1991
Day for Night, François Truffaut, 1973
Delicatessen, Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro, 1991
Denver & Rio Grande, Byron Haskin, 1952
Down and Out in America, Lee Grant, 1986
Down Argentine Way, Irving Cummings, 1940
Dragonwyck, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1946
Edward II, Derek Jarman, 1991
The Eternal Sea, John H. Auer, 1955
The Fever, Maya Da-Rin, 2019
Gas Food Lodging, Allison Anders, 1992
Get on the Bus, Spike Lee, 1996
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1947
Guys and Dolls, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1955**
Harvey, Henry Koster, 1950
Holiday Affair, Don Hartman, 1949
The Hours and Times, Christopher Münch, 1991
House of Strangers, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1949
I Am Afraid to Forget Your Face, Sameh Alaa, 2020
In the Soup, Alexandre Rockwell, 1992
Incident at Oglala, Michael Apted, 1992
Intimate Stranger, Alan Berliner, 1991
Johnny Guitar, Nicholas Ray, 1954
Johnny Suede, Tom DiCillo, 1991**
The Killing, Stanley Kubrick, 1956
Lands, Maya Da-Rin, 2009
The Last Command, Frank Lloyd, 1955
The Last Days of Disco, Whit Stillman, 1998
Les Vampires, Louis Feuillade, 1915
Light Sleeper, Paul Schrader, 1992
The Living End, Gregg Araki, 1992
The Load, Ognjen Glavonić, 2018
Man in the Saddle, André De Toth, 1951
The Man from Laramie, Anthony Mann, 1955
Margin, Maya Da-Rin, 2007
Matador, Pedro Almodovar, 1986**
The Nun, Jacques Rivette, 1966
The Quiet American, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1958
People Will Talk, Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1951
Pharos of Chaos, Wolf-Eckart Bühler and Manfred Blank, 1983**
Poison Ivy, Katt Shea, 1992
Radio On, Christopher Petit, 1979
Roger and Me, Michael Moore, 1989
She Runs, Qiu Yang, 2019
Some Divine Wind, Roddy Bogawa, 1992
Stormy Weather, Andrew L
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Please find the list below:
(eBook PDF) Shadowlands: Fear and Freedom at the Oregon Standoff
(eBook PDF) English Prepositions Explained: Revised edition 2nd Edition
(eBook PDF) Services Marketing 6th Edition
(eBook PDF) Service Operations Management: Improving Service Delivery 4th Edition
(eBook PDF) Service Management: Operations, Strategy, Information Technology 8th Edition
(eBook PDF) Sensation & Perception 4th Edition
(eBook PDF) Sensation and Perception 10th Edition
(eBook PDF) Self-Leadership: The Definitive Guide to Personal Excellence
(eBook PDF) Seeleys Essentials of Anatomy and Physiology 9th Edition
(eBook PDF) Security in Computing 5th Edition
(eBook PDF) Security Analysis and Business Valuation on Wall Street 2nd Edition
(eBook PDF) Secrets of Power Negotiating,15th Anniversary Edition
(eBook PDF) Second Language Research: Methodology and Design 2nd Edition
(eBook PDF) Second Language Learning Theories 3rd Edition
(eBook PDF) Scientific Farm Animal Production: An Introduction 11th Edition
(eBook PDF) Scientific American Nutrition for a Changing World (Preliminary Edition)
(eBook PDF) Science and Engineering of Materials, SI Edition 7th Edition
(eBook PDF) Schools and Society: A Sociological Approach to Education Fifth Edition
(eBook PDF) SAS Macro Language Magic: Discovering Advanced Techniques
(eBook PDF) Running Money: Professional Portfolio Management
(eBook PDF) Rules for Writers with Writing about Literature Seventh Edition
(eBook PDF) Rotorcraft Aeromechanics 1st Edition
(eBook PDF) Roots of the Western Tradition: A Short History of the Western World 8th Edition
(eBook PDF) Roman Art 6th Edition
(eBook PDF) Robot Law First Edition
(eBook PDF) RNA-seq Data Analysis: A Practical Approach 1st Edition
(eBook PDF) Risk Management and Financial Insti
2021 All-ACC Football Teams
First-Team Offense
QB - Kenny Pickett, Pitt, 181
RB - Sean Tucker, Syracuse, 187
RB - Mataeo Durant, Duke, 154
WR - Jordan Addison, Pitt, 186
WR - Josh Downs, North Carolina, 161
WR - Dontayvion Wicks, Virginia, 131 (tie)
WR - A.T. Perry, Wake Forest, 131 (tie)
TE - Jelani Woods, Virginia, 134
AP - Jahmyr Gibbs, Georgia Tech, 126
OT - Ikem Ekwonu, NC State, 170
OT - Zach Tom, Wake Forest, 104
OG - Zion Johnson, Boston College, 156
OG - Caleb Chandler, Louisville, 65
C - Alec Lindstrom, Boston College, 86
First-Team Defense
DE - Jermaine Johnson II, Florida State, 189
DE - Cody Roscoe, Syracuse, 112
DT - Calijah Kancey, Pitt, 133
DT - Corey Durden, NC State, 78 (tie)
DT - Tyler Davis, Clemson, 78 (tie)
LB - Drake Thomas, NC State, 148
LB - Mikel Jones, Syracuse, 134
LB - James Skalski, Clemson, 128
CB - Mario Goodrich, Clemson, 110
CB - Andrew Booth Jr., Clemson, 105
S - Jammie Robinson, Florida State, 106
S - Tanner Ingle, NC State, 92
First-Team Special Teams
PK - Nick Sciba, Wake Forest, 183
P - Trenton Gill, NC State, 142
SP - Zonovan Knight, NC State, 146
Second-Team Offense
QB - Sam Hartman, Wake Forest, 80
RB - Ty Chandler, North Carolina, 120
RB - Pat Garwo, Boston College, 86
WR - Charleston Rambo, Miami, 126
WR - Emeka Emezie, NC State, 110
WR - Jaquarii Roberson, Wake Forest, 91
TE - Lucas Krull, Pitt, 80
AP - Keytaon Thompson, Virginia, 77
OT - Jordan McFadden, Clemson, 94
OT - Carter Warren, Pitt, 69
OG - Christian Mahogany, Boston College, 62
OG - DJ Scaife, Miami, 56
C - Olusegun Oluwatimi, Virginia, 62
Second-Team Defense
DE - Myles Murphy, Clemson, 108
DE - Habakkuk Baldonado, Pitt, 98
DT - Miles Fox, Wake Forest, 72
DT - Myles Murphy, North Carolina, 69
LB - Yasir Addullah, Louisville, 92
LB - Nick Jackson, Virginia, 84
LB - Quez Jackson, Georgia Tech, 71 (tie)
LB - SirVocea Dennis, Pitt, 71 (tie)
CB - Jermaine Waller, Virginia Tech, 76
CB - Josh DeBerry, Boston College, 60 (tie)
CB - Kei'Trel Clark, Louisville, 60 (tie)
S - Traveon Redd, Wake Forest, 76
S - Brandon Hill, Pitt, 68
Second-Team Special Teams
PK - B.T. Potter, Clemson, 87
P - Lou Hedley, Miami, 98
SP - Jahmyr Gibbs, Georgia Tech, 112
Third-Team Offense
QB - Brennan Armstrong, Virginia, 68
R
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
And boy are my arms legs.
Pilot on me!!
#FT: Leeds United 1-4 Arsenal
Leeds United scorers: Raphinha (75' PEN)
Arsenal scorers: Gabriel Martinelli (16', 28'), Bukayo Saka (42'), Emile Smith Rowe (84')
Venue: Elland Road
Leeds United
Illan Meslier, Luke Ayling, Robin Koch, Stuart Dallas, Cody Drameh, Tyler Roberts, Adam Forshaw, Mateusz Klich ( Sam Greenwood), Joe Gelhardt, Jack Harrison ( Crysencio Summerville) ( Liam Mccarron), Raphinha.
Subs: Kristoffer Klaesson, Lewis Bate, Archie Gray, Kris Moore, Jack Jenkins, Nohan Kenneh.
^____________________________
Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Kieran Tierney, Takehiro Tomiyasu (Cedric Soares), Granit Xhaka, Thomas Partey, Gabriel Martinelli, Bukayo Saka (Emile Smith-Rowe), Alexandre Lacazette, Martin Odegaard (Nuno Tavares).
Subs: Mohamed Elneny, Edward Nketiah, Nicolas Pepe, Calum Chambers, Rob Holding, Bernd Leno.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
#FT: Leeds United 1-4 Arsenal
Leeds United scorers: Raphinha (75' PEN)
Arsenal scorers: Gabriel Martinelli (16', 28'), Bukayo Saka (42'), Emile Smith Rowe (84')
Venue: Elland Road
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Leeds United
Illan Meslier, Luke Ayling, Robin Koch, Stuart Dallas, Cody Drameh, Tyler Roberts, Adam Forshaw, Mateusz Klich (Sam Greenwood), Joe Gelhardt, Jack Harrison (Crysencio Summerville) (Liam McCarron), Raphinha.
Subs: Kristoffer Klaesson, Lewis Bate, Archie Gray, Kris Moore, Jack Jenkins, Nohan Kenneh.
^____________________________
Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Kieran Tierney, Takehiro Tomiyasu (Cédric Soares), Granit Xhaka, Thomas Partey, Gabriel Martinelli, Bukayo Saka (Emile Smith Rowe), Alexandre Lacazette, Martin Ødegaard (Nuno Tavares).
Subs: Mohamed Elneny, Edward Nketiah, Nicolas Pépé, Calum Chambers, Rob Holding, Bernd Leno.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
16' Goal! Leeds United 0, Arsenal 1. Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Alexandre Lacazette.
28' Goal! Leeds United 0, Arsenal 2. Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Granit Xhaka with a through ball following a fast break.
31' Substitution, Leeds United. Crysencio Summerville replaces Jack Harrison because of an injury.
42' Goal! Leeds United 0, Arsenal 3. Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner.Goal confirmed following VAR Review.
52' Joe Gelhardt (Leeds United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
56' Stuart Dallas (Leeds United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
64' Substitution, Arsenal. Cédric Soares replaces Takehiro Tomiyasu because of an injury.
75' Goal! Leeds United 1, Arsenal 3. Raphinha (Leeds United) converts the penalty with a left footed shot to the top right corner.
78' Substitution, Arsenal. Emile Smith Rowe rep
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Burnley 0-1 Arsenal
Arsenal scorers: Martin Ødegaard (30')
Venue: Turf Moor
Burnley
Nick Pope, Ben Mee, James Tarkowski, Charlie Taylor, Matthew Lowton, Josh Brownhill, Ashley Westwood, Dwight Mcneil, Johann Gudmundsson ( Maxwel Cornet), Chris Wood ( Jay Rodriguez), Ashley Barnes ( Matej Vydra).
Subs: Aaron Lennon, Phil Bardsley, Wayne Hennessey, Jack Cork, Erik Pieters, Nathan Collins.
^____________________________
Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Thomas Partey (Ainsley Maitland-Niles), Kieran Tierney (Nuno Tavares), Takehiro Tomiyasu, Martin Odegaard, Emile Smith-Rowe (Albert Sambi-Lokonga), Bukayo Saka, Nicolas Pepe, Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang.
Subs: Cedric Soares, Alexandre Lacazette, Bernd Leno, Pablo Mari, Rob Holding, Gabriel Martinelli.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
Competition: Premier League (Matchday 18)
Date: December 18, 2021 (2021/2022)
Time: 17:30 (Europe/London)
Venue: Elland Road
Referee: Andre Marriner, England
Leeds (4-2-3-1)
Starting XI: Illan Meslier, Cody Drameh, Robin Koch, Luke Ayling, Stuart Dallas, Mateusz Klich, Adam Forshaw, Raphinha, Tyler Roberts, Jack Harrison, Joe Gelhardt
Substitutes: Kristoffer Klaesson, Liam McCarron, Kris Moore, Nohan Kenneh, Jack Jenkins, Lewis Bate, Archie Gray, Crysencio Summerville, Sam Greenwood
Manager: M. Bielsa
Arsenal (4-4-1-1)
Starting XI: Aaron Ramsdale, Takehiro Tomiyasu, Ben White, Gabriel Magalhães, Kieran Tierney, Bukayo Saka, Thomas Partey, Granit Xhaka, Gabriel Martinelli, Martin Ødegaard, Alexandre Lacazette
Substitutes: Bernd Leno, Rob Holding, Nuno Tavares, Cédric Soares, Calum Chambers, Emile Smith Rowe, Mohamed Elneny, Nicolas Pépé, Edward Nketiah
Manager: Mikel Arteta
Leeds
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Illan Meslier | 7.6 | 94 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 0 | 0 |
Mateusz Klich | 7 | 78 | 0 | 1 | 39 | 6 | 4 |
Adam Forshaw | 6.9 | 94 | 0 | 4 | 43 | 11 | 2 |
Cody Drameh | 6.7 | 94 | 0 | 5 | 42 | 11 | 2 |
Luke Ayling | 6.7 | 94 | 0 | 1 | 58 | 4 | 1 |
Crysencio Summerville | 6.7 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 4 | 1 |
Joe Gelhardt | 6.6 | 94 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 12 | 1 |
Raphinha | 6.5 | 94 | 4 | 1 | 34 | 14 | 4 |
Liam McCarron | 6.5 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Stuart Dallas | 6.3 | 94 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 4 | 0 |
Tyler Roberts | 6.3 | 94 | 3 | 0 | 28 | 4 | 0 |
Sam Greenwood | 6.3 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
Jack Harrison | 6.2 | 31 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
Robin Koch | 6 | 94 | 0 | 1 | 45 | 7 | 0 |
Arsenal
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Gabriel Martinelli | 8.7 | 94 | 2 | 3 | 24 | 15 | 2 |
Martin Ødegaard | 8 | 85 | 1 | 1 | 44 | 8 | 2 |
Granit Xhaka | 7.9 | 94 | 0 | 5 | 54 | 10 | 1 |
Emile Smith Rowe | 7.7 | 16 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
Thomas Partey | 7.3 | 94 | 2 | 2 | 32 | 6 | 1 |
Bukayo Saka | 7.2 | 78 | 4 | 0 | 24 | 6 | 3 |
Kieran Tierney | 6.9 | 94 | 2 | 0 | 31 | 6 | 3 |
Alexandre Lacazette | 6.7 | 94 | 2 | 2 | 30 | 10 | 1 |
Takehiro Tomiyasu | 6.6 | 64 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 6 | 0 |
Aaron Ramsdale | 6.5 | 94 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 0 | 0 |
Gabriel Magalhães | 6.5 | 94 | 1 | 0 | 46 | 3 | 0 |
Nuno Tavares | 6.5 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
Cédric Soares | 6.5 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
Ben White | 6.2 | 94 | 0 | 0 | 43 | 6 | 0 |
Leeds | 1 - 4 | Arsenal |
---|---|---|
51% | Ball Possession | 49% |
9 | Total Shots | 21 |
2 | Shots On Target | 12 |
6 | **Shots |
#FT: Burnley 0-1 Arsenal
Arsenal scorers: Martin Ødegaard (30')
Venue: Turf Moor
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Burnley
Nick Pope, Ben Mee, James Tarkowski, Charlie Taylor, Matthew Lowton, Josh Brownhill, Ashley Westwood, Dwight McNeil, Johann Gudmundsson (Maxwel Cornet), Chris Wood (Jay Rodriguez), Ashley Barnes (Matej Vydra).
Subs: Aaron Lennon, Phil Bardsley, Wayne Hennessey, Jack Cork, Erik Pieters, Nathan Collins.
^____________________________
Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Thomas Partey (Ainsley Maitland-Niles), Kieran Tierney (Nuno Tavares), Takehiro Tomiyasu, Martin Ødegaard, Emile Smith Rowe (Albert Sambi Lokonga), Bukayo Saka, Nicolas Pépé, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.
Subs: Cédric Soares, Alexandre Lacazette, Bernd Leno, Pablo Marí, Rob Holding, Gabriel Martinelli.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
19' Ashley Barnes (Burnley) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
29' Ashley Westwood Yellow Card
30' Martin Ødegaard Goal - Free-kick
57' Substitution, Burnley. Maxwel Cornet replaces Jóhann Gudmundsson.
57' On: Matej Vydra|Off: Ashley Barnes
61' On: Albert Sambi Lokonga|Off: Emile Smith Rowe
75' On: Ainsley Maitland-Niles|Off: Thomas Partey
78' Substitution, Arsenal. Nuno Tavares replaces Kieran Tierney.
82' Substitution, Burnley. Jay Rodriguez replaces Chris Wood.
90'+2' Nuno Tavares (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card.
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#FT: Burnley 0-1 Arsenal
Arsenal scorers: Martin Ødegaard (30')
Venue: Turf Moor
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Burnley
Nick Pope, Ben Mee, James Tarkowski, Charlie Taylor, Matthew Lowton, Josh Brownhill, Ashley Westwood, Dwight McNeil, Johann Gudmundsson (Maxwel Cornet), Chris Wood (Jay Rodriguez), Ashley Barnes (Matej Vydra).
Subs: Aaron Lennon, Phil Bardsley, Wayne Hennessey, Jack Cork, Erik Pieters, Nathan Collins.
^____________________________
Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Thomas Partey (Ainsley Maitland-Niles), Kieran Tierney (Nuno Tavares), Takehiro Tomiyasu, Martin Ødegaard, Emile Smith Rowe (Albert Sambi Lokonga), Bukayo Saka, Nicolas Pépé, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.
Subs: Cédric Soares, Alexandre Lacazette, Bernd Leno, Pablo Marí, Rob Holding, Gabriel Martinelli.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
19' Ashley Barnes (Burnley) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
29' Ashley Westwood Yellow Card
30' Martin Ødegaard Goal - Free-kick
57' Substitution, Burnley. Maxwel Cornet replaces Jóhann Gudmundsson.
57' On: Matej Vydra|Off: Ashley Barnes
61' On: Albert Sambi Lokonga|Off: Emile Smith Rowe
75' On: Ainsley Maitland-Niles|Off: Thomas Partey
78' Substitution, Arsenal. Nuno Tavares replaces Kieran Tierney.
82' Substitution, Burnley. Jay Rodriguez replaces Chris Wood.
90'+2' Nuno Tavares (Arsenal) is shown the yellow card.
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Alright folks, it's been a very competitive nomination round, but after 400+ entries, countless votes, multiple ties, and several late surges, we've finalized the ballot for the /r/DCcomics Best of 2021 Awards. We selected 5-6 nominees for each category, but some contests were so tight that we had to let in a 7th or even 8th nominee.
The ballot itself will be posted some time tomorrow, when I get around to making it. We'll keep it open for about a week. Until then, feel free to make predictions or use this as a guide to catch up on reading. In January, we'll announce the winners. January's Character of the Month will go to the top vote-getter in the Best New Character category in the nomination thread.
If your favorite creator or book didn't get nominated, well there's only one explanation. Feel free to use the r/dccomicscirclejerk salt thread. Consider using that, instead of harassing me with hate mail (yes, that happened) or making 80+ Google accounts to stuff the ballot box (also happened).
Past years' winners can be found here.
#Best Writer
Tom King
> Batman/Catwoman
> Batman: Black & White #2
> The Human Target
> Rorschach
> Strange Adventures
> Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow
> Superman: Red & Blue #6
> Wonder Woman 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
Grant Morrison
> The Green Lantern: Season Two
> Superman and the Authority
> Wonder Woman: Earth One, Vol. 3
Mariko Tamaki
> Batman: Black & White #5
> Batman Secret Files: Huntress #1
> Crush & Lobo
> DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration #1
> DC Pride #1
> Detective Comics
> Future State: Dark Detective
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> I Am Not Starfire
> Wonder Woman: Black & Gold #2
Tom Taylor
> Batman: The Detective
> Dark Knights of Steel
> DCeased: Dead Planet
> Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular #1
> Nightwing
> Superman: Son of Kal-El
James Tynion IV
> Batman
> Batman Secret Files: Miracle Molly #1
> Batman Secr
#[Premier League - 2021/2022 Matchday 18] #FT: 90' Leeds 1-4 Arsenal
Match Info:
Date: December 18, 2021
Time: 17:30 (Etc/UTC)
Venue: Elland Road
Referee: Andre Marriner, England
Recent form
Leeds: DLWLDL
Arsenal: WDDWWW
Lineups:
Leeds - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Illan Meslier, Cody Drameh, Robin Koch, Luke Ayling, Stuart Dallas, Mateusz Klich, Adam Forshaw, Raphinha, Tyler Roberts, Jack Harrison, Joe Gelhardt
Substitutes: Kristoffer Klaesson, Liam McCarron, Kris Moore, Nohan Kenneh, Jack Jenkins, Lewis Bate, Archie Gray, Crysencio Summerville, Sam Greenwood
Coach: M. Bielsa
Arsenal - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Aaron Ramsdale, Takehiro Tomiyasu, Ben White, Gabriel Magalhães, Kieran Tierney, Bukayo Saka, Thomas Partey, Granit Xhaka, Gabriel Martinelli, Martin Ødegaard, Alexandre Lacazette
Substitutes: Bernd Leno, Rob Holding, Nuno Tavares, Cédric Soares, Calum Chambers, Emile Smith Rowe, Mohamed Elneny, Nicolas Pépé, Edward Nketiah
Coach: Mikel Arteta
Match Stats:
Leeds | Arsenal | |
---|---|---|
2 | Shots On Goal | 12 |
6 | Shots Off Goal | 3 |
4 | Shots inside box | 14 |
5 | Shots outside box | 7 |
9 | Total Shots | 21 |
1 | Blocked Shots | 6 |
10 | Fouls | 7 |
1 | Corner Kicks | 4 |
0 | Offsides | 1 |
51% | Ball Possession | 49% |
3 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
8 | Goalkeeper Saves | 1 |
388 | Total passes | 372 |
297 | Pass accuracy | 287 |
77% | Passes % | 77% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
16' GOAL! Scored by Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal)
28' GOAL! Scored by Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal)
31' Substitution: C. Summerville for J. Harrison (Leeds)
42' GOAL! Scored by B. Saka (Arsenal)
53' Yellow Card for J. Gelhardt (Leeds)
56' Yellow Card for S. Dallas (Leeds)
64' Substitution: Cédric Soares for T. Tomiyasu (Arsenal)
75' Penalty scored by Raphinha (Leeds)
78' Substitution: E. Smith Rowe for B. Saka (Arsenal)
78' Substitution: S. Greenwood for M. Klich (Leeds)
81' Substitution: L. McCarron for C. Summerville (Leeds)
84' GOAL! Scored by E. Smith Rowe (Arsenal)
85' Substitution: Nuno Tavares for M. Ødegaard (Arsenal)
86' Yellow Card for G. Xhaka (Arsenal)
88' Yellow Card for R. Koch (Leeds)
90' Match whistled off
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###Boxscore
Teams | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Total |
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0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
0 | 0 | 2 | 2 |
###Team Stats
Team | Shots | Hits | Blocked | FO Wins | Giveaways | Takeaways | Power Plays |
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26 | 16 | 18 | 40.4% | 8 | 5 | 0/2 | |
31 | 14 | 11 | 59.6% | 9 | 5 | 1/2 |
###Goal Summary
Period | Time | Team | Strength | Description |
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3rd | 05:06 | Even | Tanner Jeannot (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Colton Sissons (1), Alexandre Carrier (2) | |
3rd | 01:07 | Power Play | Matt Duchene (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Mikael Granlund (3), Roman Josi (1) | |
2nd | 04:38 | Even | Anze Kopitar (5) Wrist Shot, assists: Dustin Brown (2), Drew Doughty (6) |
###Penalty Summary
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05:00PM | 06:00PM | 07:00PM | 08:00PM | 09:00PM |
#FT: Burnley 1-1 Arsenal
Burnley scorers: Chris Wood (39')
Arsenal scorers: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (6')
Venue: Turf Moor
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Burnley
Nick Pope, Ben Mee, James Tarkowski, Charlie Taylor (Erik Pieters, Matthew Lowton, Josh Brownhill, Ashley Westwood, Dwight Mcneil, Johann Gudmundsson (Robbie Brady, Chris Wood, Matej Vydra (Jay Rodriguez.
Subs: Phil Bardsley, Dale Stephens, Kevin Long, Bailey Peacock-Farrell, Jimmy Dunne, Josh Benson.
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Arsenal
Bernd Leno, Pablo, David Luiz, Kieran Tierney, Calum Chambers, Martin Odegaard (Alexandre Lacazette, Granit Xhaka, Thomas (Dani Ceballos, Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang, Willian (Nicolas Pepe, Bukayo Saka.
Subs: Mat Ryan, Hector Bellerin, Mohamed Elneny, Rob Holding, Gabriel, Gabriel Martinelli.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
90'+4' Attempt blocked. Pablo Marí (Arsenal) left footed shot from outside the box is blocked.
90'+5' Corner, Arsenal. Conceded by Matthew Lowton.
90'+5' Second Half ends, Burnley 1, Arsenal 1.
#[Premier League - 2021/2022 - Matchday 18] #FT: 90' Leeds 1-4 Arsenal
Match Info:
Date: December 18, 2021
Time: 17:30 (UTC) - [When does it kick off my time?](https://www.starts-at.com/e/?iso=2021-12-18T17:30&00:00&title=Leeds vs Arsenal)
Venue: Elland Road
Referee: Andre Marriner, England
Recent form
Leeds: DLWLDL
Arsenal: WDDWWW
Lineups:
Leeds - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Illan Meslier, Cody Drameh, Robin Koch, Luke Ayling, Stuart Dallas, Mateusz Klich, Adam Forshaw, Raphinha, Tyler Roberts, Jack Harrison, Joe Gelhardt
Substitutes: Kristoffer Klaesson, Liam McCarron, Kris Moore, Nohan Kenneh, Jack Jenkins, Lewis Bate, Archie Gray, Crysencio Summerville, Sam Greenwood
Coach: M. Bielsa
Arsenal - 4-4-1-1
Starting XI: Aaron Ramsdale, Takehiro Tomiyasu, Ben White, Gabriel Magalhães, Kieran Tierney, Bukayo Saka, Thomas Partey, Granit Xhaka, Gabriel Martinelli, Martin Ødegaard, Alexandre Lacazette
Substitutes: Bernd Leno, Rob Holding, Nuno Tavares, Cédric Soares, Calum Chambers, Emile Smith Rowe, Mohamed Elneny, Nicolas Pépé, Edward Nketiah
Coach: Mikel Arteta
Match Stats:
Leeds | Arsenal | |
---|---|---|
2 | Shots On Goal | 12 |
6 | Shots Off Goal | 3 |
4 | Shots inside box | 14 |
5 | Shots outside box | 7 |
9 | Total Shots | 21 |
1 | Blocked Shots | 6 |
10 | Fouls | 7 |
1 | Corner Kicks | 4 |
0 | Offsides | 1 |
51% | Ball Possession | 49% |
3 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
8 | Goalkeeper Saves | 1 |
388 | Total passes | 372 |
297 | Pass accuracy | 287 |
77% | Passes % | 77% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
16' GOAL! Scored by Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal)
28' GOAL! Scored by Gabriel Martinelli (Arsenal)
31' Substitution: C. Summerville for J. Harrison (Leeds)
42' GOAL! Scored by B. Saka (Arsenal)
53' Yellow Card for J. Gelhardt (Leeds)
56' Yellow Card for S. Dallas (Leeds)
64' Substitution: Cédric Soares for T. Tomiyasu (Arsenal)
75' Penalty scored by Raphinha (Leeds)
78' Substitution: E. Smith Rowe for B. Saka (Arsenal)
78' Substitution: S. Greenwood for M. Klich (Leeds)
81' Substitution: L. McCarron for C. Summerville (Leeds)
84' GOAL! Scored by E. Smith Rowe (Arsenal)
85' Substitution: Nuno Tavares for M. Ødegaard (Arsenal)
86' Yellow Card for G. Xhaka (Arsenal)
... keep reading on reddit ➡#[Premier League - 2021/2022] #FT: 90' Burnley 0-1 Arsenal
Match Info:
Date: September 18, 2021
Time: 14:00 (UTC)
Venue: Turf Moor
Recent form
Burnley: LDLL
Arsenal: WLLL
Lineups:
Burnley - 4-4-2
Starting XI: Nick Pope, Matthew Lowton, James Tarkowski, Ben Mee, Charlie Taylor, Jóhann Guðmundsson, Ashley Westwood, Josh Brownhill, Dwight McNeil, Ashley Barnes, Chris Wood
Substitutes: Wayne Hennessey, Phil Bardsley, Nathan Collins, Maxwel Cornet, Erik Pieters, Jack Cork, Aaron Lennon, Jay Rodriguez, Matěj Vydra
Coach: S. Dyche
Arsenal - 4-1-4-1
Starting XI: Aaron Ramsdale, Takehiro Tomiyasu, Ben White, Gabriel Magalhães, Kieran Tierney, Thomas Partey, Nicolas Pépé, Emile Smith Rowe, Martin Ødegaard, Bukayo Saka, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Substitutes: Bernd Leno, Rob Holding, Pablo Marí, Cédric Soares, Nuno Tavares, Albert Sambi Lokonga, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Gabriel Martinelli, Alexandre Lacazette
Coach: Mikel Arteta
Match Stats:
Burnley | Arsenal | |
---|---|---|
3 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
9 | Shots Off Goal | 3 |
12 | Shots inside box | 6 |
5 | Shots outside box | 6 |
17 | Total Shots | 12 |
5 | Blocked Shots | 6 |
9 | Fouls | 8 |
8 | Corner Kicks | 3 |
4 | Offsides | 2 |
44% | Ball Possession | 56% |
2 | Yellow Cards | 0 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
2 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
371 | Total passes | 516 |
283 | Pass accuracy | 421 |
76% | Passes % | 82% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
20' Yellow Card for A. Barnes (Burnley)
29' Yellow Card for A. Westwood (Burnley)
30' GOAL! Scored by M. Ødegaard (Arsenal)
57' Substitution: M. Cornet for J. Guðmundsson (Burnley)
57' Substitution: M. Vydra for A. Barnes (Burnley)
61' Substitution: A. Lokonga for E. Smith Rowe (Arsenal)
78' Substitution: A. Maitland-Niles for T. Partey (Arsenal)
78' Substitution: Nuno Tavares for K. Tierney (Arsenal)
82' Substitution: J. Rodriguez for C. Wood (Burnley)
90' Match whistled off
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#FT: Burnley 1-1 Arsenal
Burnley scorers: Chris Wood (39')
Arsenal scorers: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (6')
Venue: Turf Moor
Burnley
Nick Pope, Ben Mee, James Tarkowski, Charlie Taylor ( Erik Pieters, Matthew Lowton, Josh Brownhill, Ashley Westwood, Dwight Mcneil, Johann Gudmundsson ( Robbie Brady, Chris Wood, Matej Vydra ( Jay Rodriguez.
Subs: Phil Bardsley, Dale Stephens, Kevin Long, Bailey Peacock-Farrell, Jimmy Dunne, Josh Benson.
^____________________________
Arsenal
Bernd Leno, Pablo, David Luiz, Kieran Tierney, Calum Chambers, Martin Odegaard (Alexandre Lacazette, Granit Xhaka, Thomas (Dani Ceballos, Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang, Willian (Nicolas Pepe, Bukayo Saka.
Subs: Mat Ryan, Hector Bellerin, Mohamed Elneny, Rob Holding, Gabriel, Gabriel Martinelli.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPNFC
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