I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
This is part two of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.
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Key:
AS - All-Star
AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA
AD - All-Defensive
AR - All-Rookie
MVP - Most Valuable Player
FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player
DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year
6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year
MIP- Most Improved Player
COTY - Coach of the Year
EOTY- Executive of the Year
ScrC - Points Leader
AstC - Assists Leader
RebC - Rebounds Leader
StlC - Steals Leader
BlkC - Blocks Leader
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Oakland (4): Kendrick Nunn (2019- ) - 15.0/2.9/3.0 - 123 G - AR
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Ohio (11): Gery Trent Sr (1995-2004) - 8.6/4.5/1.0 - 506 G
Active: Jason Preston
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Ohio State (49): John Havlicek (1962-78) - 20.8/6.3/4.8 - 1270 G - HOF, 8x Champ, FMVP, 13x AS, 11x AN, 8x AD, AR
Honorable Mentions: Jerry Lucas, Jim Jackson, Mike Conley, Michael Redd, Neil Johnston, Arnie Risen
Active: Mike Conley, D’Angelo Russell, Jae’Sean Tate, Keita Bates-Diop, Duane Washington Jr
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Ohio Wesleyan (1): Barry Clemens (1965-76) - 6.7/3.2/1.1 - 790 G
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Okaloosa-Walton (2): Kedrick Brown (2001-05) - 3.6/2.4/0.7
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Oklahoma (27): Blake Griffin (2010- ) - 20.9/8.6/4.3 - 668 G - ROY, 6x AS, 5x AN, AR
Honorable Mentions: Mookie Baylock, Alvan Adams, Trae Young
Active: Blake Griffin, Buddy Hield, Trae Young, Austin Reaves
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Oklahoma Baptist (4): Al Tucker (1967-72) - 10.1/4.9/1.0 - 352 G - AR
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Oklahoma City (7): Allen Leavell (1979) - 9.5/1.7/4.8 - 700 G
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Oklahoma State (29): Tony Allen (2004-17) - 8.1/3.5/1.3 - 820 G - 1x Champ, 6x AD
Honorable Mentions: John Starks, Marcus Smart
Active: Marcus Smart, Cade Cunningham
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Old Dominion (9): Chris Gatling (1991-2002) - 10.3/5.3/0.7 - 700 G - 1x AS
Honorable Mentions: Dave Twardzik, Kent Bazemore
Active: Kent Bazemore
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Ole Miss (9): Johnny Newmann (1986-2002) - 11.0/2.2/1.5 - 1159 G
Active: Terence Davis
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Oral Roberts (9): Alvin Scott (1977-85) - 4.9/3.2/1.4 - 627 G
Active: DaQuan Jefferies
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Oregon (35): Terrell Brandon (1991-2002) - 13.8/3.0/6.1 - 724 G - 2x AS, AR
*Honorable Mentions: Greg Ballard, Steve Jones, Aaron Broo
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
The Country-Wide Showdown
(Fair warning, this will be a long post, but it is the last of the series! So after this, you won't have to get annoyed at seeing the Michigan/CSU guy in your timeline every 5 seconds. Woohoo!)
In this series, I conducted a simulation to see who is the best (or in some cases luckiest) team in each state. Each state has participated in a simulated tournament to see which school rose above the rest and was able to beat out every other team in the state for this coveted opportunity. Each state champion punched their ticket to the final country-wide tournament. And that final country-wide tournament is happening right now yo!
Each school's roster will be their roster for the 2020-2021 CBB season, and the teams will be seeded based on the final NET rankings from 2020-2021, then will battle it out in a single-elimination tournament. Below are all of the Intra-State Showdown champions seeded by NET ranking. There will also be a link to each State's individual post indicated by the [IST] symbol next to each team (IST stands for Individual State Tournament).
- Gonzaga (NET 1) [IST]
- Michigan (NET 2) [IST]
- Illinois (NET 3) [IST]
- Ohio St. (NET 13) [IST]
- Arkansas (NET 14) [IST]
- UCLA (NET 15) [IST]
- BYU (NET 17) [IST]
- Kansas (NET 18) [IST]
- Florida (NET 21) [IST]
- Wisconsin (NET 23) [IST]
- LSU (NET 25) [IST]
- Creighton (NET 27) [[IST]](h
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
From Our Savior Lutheran in the Bronx, Sanders is the 3rd commit for the '22 class for Coach Mike Anderson, joining 4 Star top 50 SF AJ Storr and unranked PG from Florida, Kolby King. St. John's currently rosters Posh Alexander and Dylan Wusu who played at OSL as well. The 6'3 SG has had a big summer and is a gifted shooter and playmaker.
Sanders drew heavy interest from fellow Big East school Seton Hall, who he visited 2 weeks ago.
Sanders also held offers from Illinois, Xavier, UConn, Creighton, Hofstra, UMass, Bryant and Manhattan. UCLA, Clemson, Providence, Auburn, Pittsburgh, and Kansas State showed interest as well.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Nothing, he was gladiator.
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
