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Who is the best player born on each day of the year?

I was curious to see who was the best player born on each day of the year. It turned out to be a bit more of a struggle than I thought it was going to be, so I decided to simply sort it by WAR. Does that mean that sometimes a better player got left off the list for a player who simply had a longer career? Absolutely. But WAR is a nice simple stat. So, here's the list!

January

  • 1 – Tim Keefe
  • 2 – Edgar Martinez
  • 3 – A.J. Burnett
  • 4 – Kris Bryant
  • 5 – Bill Dahlen
  • 6 – Early Wynn
  • 7 – Johnny Mize
  • 8 – Jason Giambi
  • 9 – Stan Javier
  • 10 – Willie McCovey
  • 11 – Max Carey
  • 12 – Bill Madlock
  • 13 – Kevin Mitchell
  • 14 – Sonny Siebert
  • 15 – Bobby Grich
  • 16 – Albert Pujols
  • 17 – Darrell Porter
  • 18 – Curt Flood
  • 19 – John Matlack
  • 20 – Brian Giles
  • 21 – Mike Tiernan
  • 22 – Amos Strunk
  • 23 – Red Donahue
  • 24 – JosΓ© Quintana
  • 25 – Danny Richardson
  • 26 – George Blaeholder
  • 27 – Bibb Falk
  • 28 – Magglio OrdΓ³Γ±ez
  • 29 – Jason Schmidt
  • 30 – Tony Mullane
  • 31 – Nolan Ryan

February

  • 1 – Paul Blair
  • 2 – Wes Ferrell
  • 3 – Fred Lynn
  • 4 – Doug Fister
  • 5 – Hank Aaron
  • 6 – Babe Ruth
  • 7 – Carney Lansford
  • 8 – Dobie Moore
  • 9 – Vladimir Guerrero
  • 10 – Lance Berkman
  • 11 – Jimmy Ryan
  • 12 – Chet Lemon
  • 13 – Sal Bando
  • 14 – Pretzels Getzien
  • 15 – Billy Hamilton
  • 16 – Ben Sanders
  • 17 – Wally Pipp
  • 18 – Joe Gordon
  • 19 – Dave Stewart
  • 20 – Justin Verlander
  • 21 – Alan Trammell
  • 22 – Clarence Mitchell
  • 23 – Ray Brown
  • 24 – Honus Wagner
  • 25 – Ron Santo
  • 26 – Pete Alexander
  • 27 – Johnny Pesky
  • 28 – Terry Turner
  • 29 – Al Rosen

March

  • 1 – Paul Hines
  • 2 – Mel Ott
  • 3 – John Ward
  • 4 – Dazzy Vance
  • 5 – Sam Thompson
  • 6 – Lefty Grove
  • 7 – Jeff Kent
  • 8 – Dick Allen
  • 9 – Arky Vaughan
  • 10 – John Briggs
  • 11 – Bobby Abreu
  • 12 – Jim Wynn
  • 13 – Home Run Baker
  • 14 – Kevin Brown
  • 15 – Bobby Bonds
  • 16 – Buddy Myer
  • 17 – Charlie Root
  • 18 – Dwayne Murphy
  • 19 – Clayton Kershaw
  • 20 – Joe McGinnity
  • 21 – Manny SanguillΓ©n
  • 22 – Billy Goodman
  • 23 – Mark Buehrle
  • 24 – George Sisler
  • 25 – Tom Glavine
  • 26 – Kevin Seitzer
  • 27 – Buster Posey
  • 28 – Lon Warneke
  • 29 – Cy Young
  • 30 – Chris Sale
  • 31 – Jack Stivetts

April

  • 1 – Phil Niekro
  • 2 – Luke Appling
  • 3 – Guy Hecker
  • 4 – Tris Speaker
  • 5 – Bill Dinneen
  • 6 – Bert Blyleven
  • 7 – AdriΓ‘n BeltrΓ©
  • 8 – Gary Carter
  • 9 – Doc White
  • 10 – Ken Griffey Sr.
  • 11 – Bret Saberhagen
  • 12 – Vic Willis
  • 13 – Lorenzo Cain
  • 14 – Greg Maddux
  • 15 – Willie Davis
  • 16 – Paul Waner
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Match Thread - France v Georgia | End of Year Internationals 2021

France v Georgia | End of Year Internationals 2021

Venue: Matmut-Atlantique, Bordeaux | Weather: 13 C, Clouds

Officials: Damon Murphy, Karl Dickson, Sam Grove-White, Ben Whitehouse (tmo)

Match Threads: /r/rugbyunion/wiki/matchthread

When

UTC CEST (+2) AWST (+8) AEST (+10) NZ (+12) more
13:00 14:00 21:00 00:00 02:00 more tz

Lineups

France Pos Georgia
Cyril Baille 1 Beka Gigashvili
Julien Marchand 2 Shalva Mamukashvili
Uini Atonio 3 Giorgi Melikidze
Cameron Woki 4 Grigor Kerdikoshvili
Romain TaofifΓ©nua 5 Konstantin Mikautadze
Anthony Jelonch 6 Beka Saghinadze
Sekou Macalou 7 Giorgi Tsutskiridze
GrΓ©gory Alldritt 8 Beka Gorgadze
Antoine Dupont 9 Vasil Lobzhanidze
Mattheiu Jalibert 10 Tedo Abzhandadze
Matthis Lebel 11 Alexander Todua
Romain Ntamack 12 Merab Sharikadze
GaΓ«l Fickou 13 Giorgi Kveseladze
Damian Penaud 14 Akaki Tabutsadze
Melvyn Jaminet 15 Davit Niniashvili
Peato Mauvaka 16 Giorgi Chkoidze
Jean-Baptiste Gros 17 Guram Gogichashvili
Demba Bamba 18 Luka Japaridze
Thibaud Flament 19 Nodar Cheishvili
Paul Willemse 20 Tornike Jalaghonia
François Cros 21 Mikheil Alania
Maxime Lucu 22 Lasha Khmaladze
Jonathan Danty 23 Demur Tapladze
Fabien GalthiΓ© Coach Levan Maisashvili
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Out-of-print filk albums master post

November 8, 2021: this is the new place for out-of-print filk albums, replacing the previous post which has now aged out.


#Announcements

As I said on the last post:

>The project is the same: to preserve these rare albums, get them off slowly degrading tapes, and allow a new generation of filkers and fen to enjoy them. I will still remove an album if the artist asks me to.

>Just to make this clear: if you have old filk tapes (or OOP filk CDs), I would love to digitize them. I will gladly pay you for them and then post the digitizations where you can get them for free.

The previous master post will now cease to be updated. Most of the links will probably stay valid, but don't count on that. Fortunately, this should be the last time I have to migrate to a new text post! Reddit has stopped automatically archiving all posts older than six months. This doesn't apply to posts on user profiles, so this post is going to /r/filk directly rather than my user profile, so it won't age out.

I'm still providing music to the Songs from the Stars YouTube channel. Recently I uploaded an album there that I did not first put on the Internet Archive: The Rookery, by Sam Baardman. This is the first album that I've handled this way, though I've had it in mind for a while. I'm not putting it up for download at the moment since it's on CDβ€”so while it's definitely out of print, it's probably a bit less unavailable than tapes. I hope this approach will strike a happy medium.

The most part of these uploads is, and will continue to be, made up of tapes that I have digitized and remastered myself. If you want to know the provenance of some particular digitization, you can ask.


#Albums

Various artists (anthologies):

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Holup A Minute: Seahawks Talent Evaluation is NOT "Below Average"

Yes, it's part trois in the series. You'll recall the original post from u/ohanse and the follow up using PFR's AV from u/Mr6ixFour. Many in the comments of both brought up a desire to adjust for draft position. Well, this is it.

Method:

Using 10 years of draft data (2011-2020), we calculate the average AV/year for each pick (i.e. Burrow, Kyler, and Baker have an average AV/year of 10.67, so the 1st overall pick over the last 3 years is expected to be at 10.67). Purely using this number to measure against is flawed. Over the last 10 years, the average value for the 3rd overall pick is lower than that of the 4th overall pick (thanks, Dion). Since we would expect a higher value for an earlier pick, we'll correct for this by smoothing out the scatter plot with an exponential curve. This curve (Y = 6.3344 * exp[-.009 * X]) is the standard by which we are measuring success. If a draft pick has a higher AV/year, that pick was better than expected. If it has a lower AV/year, it was worse.

Since the absolute difference between expected and actual is greater at the top of the draft, we'll use Percent of AV Above Expected (PAVE) to measure success. Lost? Take Cam's 12.67 AV/Year for example. For a 1st overall pick, we'd expect a 6.27. Cam is 6.4 points higher (12.67 - 6.27) but only 2 times larger (12.67 / 6.27). Now take Austin Blythe. His 6.75 is roughly the same absolute difference above expected (.68) as Cam's (6.07), but it's also almost 10 times greater (6.07 / .68). It's that division function that we're using here. That is, PAVE = (Absolute AV/year difference) / (Expected AV/Year)

Over the last 10 years, Washington has been killing it

  • The average WAS pick is has an average 38% PAVE. This is heavily influenced by the last two classes (88% and 97%, respectively) and the fact that their worst draft class (2016) has a PAVE of only -29% (only 2 other teams managed to have a better bottom class).
  • ARI is actually the worst drafting team. This is fairly heavily weighed down by the 2020 class, which has half of its class with PAVEs of -100% (0 total AV). On top of that, only 4 of their 10 drafts have positive PAVEs, with their best being 2012 at a
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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With The New York Jets Drafting Hamsah Nasirildeen With Pick 186; The Bryce Brown Trade Tree Is Finally Over After 7 Years.

For those of you who may vaguely remember former Eagles, Bills and Seahawks running back, Bryce Brown, you may remember that he was traded to the Bills on May 10th, 2014. This trade spurred a tree consisting of all 32 NFL teams and 328 draft picks/players over 7 years. Yes, really. All of these picks are connected and flipped for one another. I did not include players getting traded later on in their careers. (IE Carson Wentz to the Colts) As far as I know this is the largest trade tree of its kind. Here are those picks. Enjoy the chaos.

Attached is a picture of the tree in its entirety.

Attached is a PDF version of of the tree

Bryce Brown PHI - BUF

2014 Seantrel Henderson (237) PHI - BUF

Beau Allen (224) BUF - PHI

Stevie Johnson BUF - SF

Kevin Pamphile (149) BUF - TB

2015 Gabe Wright (113) SF - BUF - PHI - DET

2014 Randell Johnson (221) TB - BUF

2015 Grady Jarrett (137) TB - BUF - MIN - ATL

2016 Daryl Worley (77) DET - PHI - CLE - CAR

Matt Cassel MIN - BUF

Tony Steward (188) MIN - BUF

2016 Alex McCallister (240) BUF - MIN - PHI

Stefon Diggs (146) ATL - MIN

Tyrus Thompson (185) ATL - MIN

2016

Carson Wentz (2) CLE - PHI

2017 Jehu Chesson (139) CLE - PHI - MIN - KC

Jack Conklin (8) MIA - PHI - CLE - TEN

Connor Cook (100) TEN - PHI - CLE - OAK

2017 Deshaun Watson (12) PHI - CLE - HOU

2018 Tyquan Lewis (64) PHI - CLE - HOU

Byron Maxwell PHI - MIA

Kiko Alonso PHI - MIA

Laremy Tunsil (13) PHI - MIA

Andy Janovich (176) CLE - TEN - DEN

Corey Coleman (15) LAR - TEN - CLE

Shon Coleman (76) LAR - TEN - CLE (2019 Trade to SF)

DeShone Kizer (52) TEN - CLE

Zack Sanchez (141) CLE - CAR

Cody Kessler (93) CAR - CLE

Derrick Kindred (129) CAR - CLE

Spencer Drango (168) CAR - CLE

Ricardo Louis (114) OAK - CLE

Jordan Payton (154) OAK - CLE

Demarco Murray PHI - TEN

Nick Kwiatkoski (113) PHI - TEN - LAR - CHI

Austin Johnson (43) PHI - LAR - TEN

Derrick Henry (45) LAR - TEN

2017 Corey Davis (5) LAR - TEN

2017 Jonnu Smith (100) LAR - TEN

Jared Goff (1) TEN - LAR

Temarrick Hemingway (177) TEN - LAR

LeShaun Sims (157) NYJ - TEN - DEN

Ryan Clady DEN - NYJ

Loc Edwards (235) LAR - HOU - DEN - NYJ

2017 DeAngelo Henderson (203) TEN - DEN

Kalan Reed (253) DEN - TEN

Pharoh Cooper (117) BUF - CHI - LAR

Michael Thomas (206) CAR - CHI - LAR

Nick Foles PHI - LAR

2015 Andrew Donnal (119) PHI - LAR

Sam Bradford LAR - PHI

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-103)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

  1. (eBook PDF)Event Management For Tourism, Cultural, Business and Sporting Events, 5th Australian Edition by van der Wagen Lynn , Lauren White CENGAGE AUSTRALIA (16 February 2018)

  2. (eBook PDF)Introductory Econometrics EMEA Adaptation by Jeffrey Wooldridge Cengage Learning EMEA; EMEA ed edition (6 Dec. 2013)

  3. (eBook PDF)Managerial Accounting A Competency-Based Approach by Mary Cline

  4. (eBook PDF)Globalization and Diversity: Geography of a Changing World, 6th Edition by Marie Price , Lester Rowntree , Martin Lewis , William Wyckoff Pearson; 6 edition (February 4, 2019)

  5. (eBook PDF)Making Sense of Macroeconomics by John P. Herzog Cognella Academic Publishing (December 3, 2018)

  6. (eBook PDF)Horngrens Accounting, Volume 1, 11th Canadian Edition by Tracie L. Miller-Nobles , Brenda L. Mattison , Ella Mae Matsumura , Peter R. Norwood , Jo-Ann L. Johnston , Carol A. Meissner Pearson Canada; 11 edition (March 11 2019)

  7. (eBook PDF)Horngrens Accounting, Volume 2, 11th Canadian Edition by Tracie L. Miller-Nobles , Brenda L. Mattison , Ella Mae Matsumura , Peter R. Norwood , Jo-Ann L. Johnston , Carol A. Meissner Pearson Canada; 11 edition (March 31 2019)

  8. (eBook PDF)Strategic Planning for the Sustainable Production of Biofuels by JosΓ© Maria Ponce-Ortega , JosΓ© Ezequiel SantibaΓ±ez-Aguilar Elsevier; 1 edition (March 22, 2019)

  9. (eBook PDF)Human Development A Cultural Approach, Australian and New Zealand edition by Jeffrey, Jensen Arnett , Laurie Chapin , Charlotte Brownlow Pearson Education; 1 edition (29 October 2018)

  10. (eBook PDF)Strategic Management Thinking Analysis Action 6th Australian Edition by Graham Hubbard , John Rice , Peter Galvin Pearson Education; 6 edition (12 October 2018)

  11. (eBook PDF)A Second Course in Statistics Regression Analysis, 8th Edition by William Mendenhall , Terry T Sincich Pearson; 8 edition (January 11, 2019)

  12. (eBook PDF)Marketing (MindTap Course List) 20th

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Match Thread: Hertha Berlin vs SpVgg Greuther Furth | German Bundesliga

#FT: Hertha Berlin 2-1 SpVgg Greuther Furth

Hertha Berlin scorers: Jurgen Ekkelenkamp (61'), Maximilian Bauer (79' OG)

SpVgg Greuther Furth scorers: Branimir Hrgota (57' PEN)


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LINE-UPS

Hertha Berlin

Alexander Schwolow, Dedryck Boyata (Linus Gechter), MΓ‘rton DΓ‘rdai, Niklas Stark, Kevin-Prince Boateng (Jurgen Ekkelenkamp), Lucas Tousart, Marvin Plattenhardt (Dennis Jastrzembski), Deyovaiso Zeefuik, Ishak Belfodil (Davie Selke), Myziane Maolida (Marco Richter), Suat Serdar.

Subs: Peter Pekarik, VladimΓ­r Darida, Santiago Ascacibar, Oliver Christensen.

^____________________________

SpVgg Greuther Furth

Sascha Burchert, Nick Viergever, Maximilian Bauer, Jetro Willems (Abdourahmane Barry), Marco MeyerhΓΆfer, Sebastian Griesbeck, Paul Seguin (Adrian Fein), Cedric Itten (Dickson Abiama), Branimir Hrgota, Jeremy Dudziak (Jamie Leweling), Havard Nielsen.

Subs: Julian Green, Max Christiansen, Timothy Tillman, Marius Funk, Hans Nunoo Sarpei.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

27' Substitution, Hertha Berlin. Linus Gechter replaces Dedryck Boyata because of an injury.

43' Kevin-Prince Boateng (Hertha Berlin) is shown the yellow card for hand ball.

45' Substitution, Hertha Berlin. Dennis Jastrzembski replaces Marvin Plattenhardt.

51' Havard Nielsen (SpVgg Greuther Fuerth) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

57' Goal! Hertha Berlin 0, SpVgg Greuther Fuerth 1. Branimir Hrgota (SpVgg Greuther Fuerth) converts the penalty with a left footed shot to the bottom right corner.

59' Substitution, Hertha Berlin. Davie Selke replaces Ishak Belfodil.

60' Substitution, Hertha Berlin. Jurgen Ekkelenkamp replaces Kevin-Prince Boateng.

61' Goal! Hertha Berlin 1, SpVgg Greuther Fuerth 1. Jurgen Ekkelenkamp (Hertha Berlin) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by MΓ‘rton DΓ‘rdai with a cross following a corner.

64' On: Dickson Abiama|Off: Cedric Itten

64' [](#icon-s

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglwyst
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Naan-negotiable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
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For Gotham
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeHugsXD
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hangryman23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

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Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hootanahalf
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