A not-so-static day at the bank

My name is Alex Kitt and I was searching for student loans. I was quite shocked when my bank offered me a cool loan. The annual charge was low and I couldn't resist. I was quite ampped about my current situation. I accepted the offer and my banker, Ann Peare, said, "Well, Sir Kitt, thank you for your business. You have great potential to light up the world."

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👤︎ u/ModemU
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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