White-throated Kingfisher (Halcyon smyrnensis) Family: Alcedinidae Another bird that has learned to live among humans (Homo sapiens) and even thrive in their concrete forests. A spectacular bird with bright, reflective ocean blue wings, like sapphires gliding through the clouds.
A Beautiful Kingfisher >>>> Kingfishers or Alcedinidae are a family of small to medium-sized, brightly colored birds in the order coraciiform. They have a cosmopolitan distribution, with most species found in the tropical regions of Africa, Asia, and Oceania. The family contains 114 species
White-throated Kingfisher (Halcyon smyrnensis) Family: Alcedinidae Another bird that has learned to live among humans (Homo sapiens) and even thrive in their concrete forests. A spectacular bird with bright, reflective ocean blue wings, like sapphires gliding through the clouds.
White-throated Kingfisher (Halcyon smyrnensis) Family: Alcedinidae Another bird that has learned to live among humans (Homo sapiens) and even thrive in their concrete forests. A spectacular bird with bright, reflective ocean blue wings, like sapphires gliding through the clouds.
White-throated Kingfisher (Halcyon smyrnensis) Family: Alcedinidae Another bird that has learned to live among humans (Homo sapiens) and even thrive in their concrete forests. A spectacular bird with bright, reflective ocean blue wings, like sapphires gliding through the clouds.
Male kingfisher alcedinidae
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?
DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play at that game.
There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.
What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
What was a very common name in the middle ages?
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
Well that didn't cross my mind
where do pirates get their hooks?
I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..
My 6 year old wanted me to share his joke with you all. What is a horses favorite store?
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
Saw this on insta @PunHubOnline
Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
What pan is the best to make sushi in?
At what point does it stop being grave robbing and start being archaeology?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
The elderly wife in church turned to her husband and said, “I’ve just done a silent fart. What should I do?”
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
I have been asking everyone what LGBTQ is?
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Oh the tangled web we weave ...
What is your favourite breakfast food?
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad?
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
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