A list of puns related to "Albert Cashier"
So we were at a certain popular buffet chain, and when my dad 54-year-old with a long white beard went up to pay, the Spanish cashier asked if he was eligible for the senior discount, for ages 65+.
He strokes his beard and says "Nope, I'm not quite there yet.
I was standing behind him waiting to go eat, and I said "Well maybe you should try talking Spanish? Then you will be a señor!"
She gave us the discount, everybody around us cracked up laughing, applause was had, and the Albert Einstein behind us gave me $100. (Seriously though, they both laughed, she gave us the $0.59 discount, and Dad tells this story every chance he gets.)
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