Albanian Superliga Puns

Do you know any interesting or good looking any of kits these teams have had. Just interested. Thanks.

Hey everyone I'm back for day 2 of obscure football leagues around the world. Today we will travel to Albania and learn about the history of the soccer league there and much more enjoy!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_Superliga#/media/File%3AKategoria_Superiore_Logo.svg

Background: The Albanian Superliga was founded in 1930 even though football was played in Albania around two decades before the league was created. The league consists of 10 different teams around Albania.

How the League Began: The Albanian Superliga Began in 1930 under the rule of King Zot who also created the Albanian soccer federation and the national team. Though the league began in 1930 you can trace the history of club soccer in Albania back to 1911 where an English Priest Gut Ruter introduced Albania to the world of soccer. Even though tournament were played in 1911 and 1912 no official club 90 minute match started until 1913 where Independcia Shkoder played the Austrian Hungrian Imperial Navy and lost 2-1.

How the League Works: Of the 10 teams in the Albanian Superliga each team plays each other 4 times during a year equaling 36 games, playing each time twice at home and twice away. The winner of the league qualifies for the second qualifying round of the Champions League while the 2nd and 3rd place teams qualify for first round qualifying of the Europa Leauge. The two bottom teams are then relegated to the Albanian First Division

League Cup: The main knockout tournament in Albania is the Albanian football cup which consists of 36 teams of lower and upper Divison fighting for a spot in the Europa league first qualifying round. The most successful team of this tournament is FK Tiranna with 16 titles.

http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/competitions/DomesticCup/01/79/85/94/1798594_w2.jpg

Lower Division: After the Albanian Superliga there are 3 other levels of football starting with the Albanian First a Division which consists of 20 clubs divided into 2 groups of 10. Than there is the Albanian Second Division which consists of 22 professional clubs and 2 reserve teams splitting the team into two groups of 12. The last is the Albanian first division which consists of 11 clubs teams and 7 reserve teams making one group of 10 teams and the other group of 8 teams.

TV Rights: You can find the Albanian Superliga on Supersport and RTSH and you can also find highlights of the games on YouTube but they don't have a direct YouTube channel

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Intro

It's me again, I promised an update on this series in this post as soon as I either got relegated or stayed up in the Albanian Superliga with KF Elbasani. Here's a quick recap of what's happened so far. My first two seasons were spent in the second division (the Albanian First Category). The first season I came 4th and next season I smashed expectations by winning the title. We were expected to finish 10th on our adventure in the top flight - which is last. You join me now going into the Albanian Superliga with one task in mind.

Season 3

Season Aims

- Fight bravely against relegation

- Reach the second round of the cup (the board couldn't care less on this however)

How It Went

We made a few signings over the summer thanks to us turning professional. Firstly we make keeper Mario Dajsinani's loan move permanent, and we would have finished on 0 points if it weren't for his glorious hands. We also sign full/center back Arvid Bregasi, a very solid defensive player who can take penalties like Ronaldo.

Our first game was big boys Partizani Tirana, who are predicted to finish 3rd. Of course we don't win, but I'm happy as we play out a 2-1 loss at home. Next game is against KF Tirana, who are predicted for 2nd. We end up losing 5-1 away, but in our next game we snatch a point thanks to a Bregasi penalty in a 1-1 draw versus mid table team Vilaznia.

We're drawn against small second division team Veleciku in the cup and win the first leg 1-0 thanks to an 88th minute goal from club legend Shamet Luta. The season hasn't started well, and continues to go sour as we lose 3 league games in a row. We break our duck in another 1-0 win in the cup 2nd leg and we're drawn against Lushnja, a second division team with similar quality to us.

We have a run of 2 winnable games, first up versus Dinamo Tirana who are somehow doing worse than us. We win 3-0 and gain some momentum and take a 2-1 win against mid table Kukesi. We get 3 hard games in a row again as we lose 2 and draw 1.

Things started to change at this point. We win 2-0 against Vilaznia and take the momentum into a another 2-0 over Kamza. One forgettable 0-0 later and we're winning 5-0 against Kastrioti, another mid table team. We draw 1-1 in our next game against Dinamo Tirana. Over the winter break I sign young winger Renaldo Torraj, who is ready to step into the first team

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.