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Gets into USC - UCLA Better

Gets into UCLA - Berkeley Better

Gets into Berkeley - lmao Stanford reject

Gets into Brown - Lmao most unknown ivy, what are you gonna do in Rhode Island? Play Croquet

Gets into Cornell - Worst Ivy doesn’t even exist. NYC makes up the 90% of your population in New York State. No where near buffalo, No where near Syracuse, No where near New York City. You’re a wasteland, a barren depressing wasteland.

Gets into Penn - Penn State? Harvard Waitlist right? Good luck walking anywhere outside campus (I’ve heard that before lmao)

Gets into Princeton - Good luck being in the middle of nowhere

Gets into Yale - Harvard reject

MIT - Caltech Reject, but that’s a good thing! probably the most enjoyable school on this list

Stanford - Caltech Reject but funny fanfiction so I guess it evens out

Wash U - UWash? I have never heard of you in my life?

Gets into Vandy - Lmao DUKE OWNS YOU, Harvard of the south my ass, you’re not even the best in your region

Gets into Duke - UNC owns you

Gets into UT - Rice Reject right?

Gets into Rice - I actually got nothing to say, idk high school 2.0?

Gets into BU or NYU - You don’t even have a campus Lmao

Dartmouth- UMass Dartmouth? No? Ohhhh the Dartmouth that’s in the middle of nowhere…you!! I’m gonna have to give myself the benefit of the doubt and say, Princeton isn’t in the middle of nowhere when we think of you…not only are you 3 hours away from any civilization. You’re mascot is a fucking keg that bases their lives on cultish frats and sororities. Fucking loser I hate you. Those that get accepted to you, don’t care about fit, don’t care about the D-Plan, they just wanna go to an ivy, and you were the only option. See if you would be in like Maine that can work. But you’re in New Hampshire, what the hell am I/or anyone gonna do in New Hampshire. What am I even gonna do around NH. You’re surrounding states actually suck. Vermont and Maine. I don’t know the capital or largest city to either because I don’t care. But I promise you, no one here knows what to do in either of those states without checking the internet. Nearest big city is in Canada…what business do I have in Montreal for God sake. I wouldn’t be surpassed if you didn’t have a Walmart nearby, or a movie theater, or anything fun out there. Listen here…there is a big reason why people say Cornell is the worst ivy, you wanna know why…come closer what r u scared? IT’S BECAUSE YOUUUU DONTTT EXISTTT. Like the only Hanover I know is

DISCLAIMER: I am not a financial advisor, and I do not provide financial advice. Many thoughts here are my opinion, and others can be speculative. Where possible, I do cite sources but it is also possible that these sources are publishing incorrect information.

Everything I am highlighting here is asking questions about publically available information and not an accusation of any wrongdoing of any parties mentioned.

POLITICAL DISCLAIMER: This post does contain references to politics. In saying that, I am not from the US, I don't follow US politics (Except when it relates to the Market). I'm Irish and barely follow our politics.

The only reason politics is referenced here is that the BILLIONAIRE BOYS use politics as a tool to rally support behind their agendas. More often than not, this is done for financial gain.

This happens on both sides though, and the issues discussed in this post have come from both sides, so try not to get butt-hurt if I mention someone you support/don't support and instead try to look at the facts of what is being referenced and the implications it has on the market.

Also... I'm not financially trained, so feel free to correct me if I miss something or get something wrong!!

BBC NAVIGATION

BBC Part 1 IS THIS THE FINAL BOSS?

BBC Part 2 The Inner Circle

BBC Part 3 THE BIG BOYS

BBC Part 4 Recess is over... You didn't think BILL GATES was involved did you?

BBC Part 5 The Foundational Strategy

BBC Part 6 SMILE FOR THE CAMERA KENNY...

BBC Part 7 What DAF fuck is this???

BBC Part 8 The chips are stacked against us... ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.

[BBC Part

Welcome to the 2nd part of this two part series discussing Whatifalthist’s video “Understanding Classical Civilizations”. Here’s the link to the first part. I will be covering three text summaries Whatifalthist presents in the video linking Classical countries to other countries throughout history and to political issues. The primary objective of this post is to evaluate Whatifalthist’s historical analysis in his video and discuss the limitations of this video from the perspective of a viewer. My interest is in the generalizations he states to describe perceived historical trends and how he leverages history to conform to certain political perspectives.

The video in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F85urbupWIU

We will begin with a quote mentioned in Paepaok’s part of this video review:

>The Classical world's one of those eras in history that we look at through the most modern biases and lenses, and so I'm going to try to strip that away to see them as they really were.

Please keep in mind one of the significant objectives Whatifalthist presents at the beginning of the video: not engaging in presentism when examining the Classical world. As the title of this post may have indicated, it will be difficult for the YouTuber to follow this objective.

>Warfare and Political Freedom Across “Western” History

>3000-2400BC-phalanxes in Sumer, council of priest run city states

>2400-1200 BC- charioteers, aristocratic monarchies

>1200BC-600BC-horsemen in Greece, aristocratic states

>600BC-350BC-phalanxes in Greece, “democracy”

>350BC-400AD-large infantry armies, large centralized kingdoms

>400AD-1400AD-cavalry and castles, small aristocratic states

>1400AD-1700AD-expensive cannons and fortresses, absolute monarchies

>1700AD-1900AD-musket armies, Liberalism

>1900AD-2000AD-massive industrial warfare, big government

Towards the beginning of this video, Whatifalthist claims that political freedom in the “West” is linked to the type of military units used by countries. It is certainly a broad argument that would be interesting if proven true, however he doesn’t spend much time explaining the evidence for his statement. There are also historical issues with the list he wrote, which may be unsurprising to those who have read my earlier post on his Latin American video and Paepaok’s post on this video

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-01-09/fed-unites-left-and-right-in-warning-it-s-behind-inflation-curve

The Federal Reserve has managed to do something that’s rarely seen in the U.S. these days: Get members of the Democratic and Republican parties to agree.

At this year’s annual meeting of the American Economic Association, prominent economists from both sides of the political spectrum argued that the Fed is behind the curve in the battle to contain an outburst of inflation in an economy still beset by a pandemic.

And while they generally welcomed the Fed’s pivot toward a tighter monetary stance and expect price pressures to ease this year, they sounded doubtful that inflation will decelerate as much as central bankers are forecasting. They saw it remaining well above monetary policy makers’ 2% target.

Among those chiming in at the three-day virtual conference that winds up on Sunday: Former Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers and ex-White House chief economist Jason Furman -- both Democrats -- and noted monetary economist John Taylor and former Council of Economic Advisers Chairman Glenn Hubbard, who served in Republican administrations.

To be sure, not all economists -- especially some on the left -- are raising alarms about the inflation threat and the Fed’s delayed response to it.

Nobel Prize laureate Joseph Stiglitz, who was chief White House economist for Democratic President Bill Clinton, called for caution by the central bank. He argued that higher interest rates wouldn’t solve the supply snafus and global shortages that have helped push up inflation. In addition, labor-force participation remains well short of what it could be.

Fed Chair Jerome Powell is likely to be pressed about what he intends to do to stem inflation when he appears Tuesday before the Senate Banking Committee for a hearing on his nomination by President Joe Biden for another four-year term. Powell, a Republican, won favor from Biden and some other Democrats for his emphasis on the importance of the Fed achieving maximum employment that is broad-based and inclusive.

Faster Pace

Data due out on Wednesday will probably show that consumer prices rose 7% in December from a year earlier, according to the median forecast of economists surveyed by Bloomberg. That would top November’s 6.8% annual rise and be the largest increase since 1982.

Here are some of the points on inflation and the Fed made by a number of well-known economists in panels at the AEA confer

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

With last night's loss to Georgia, Heisman Trophy winners are now 3-2 in the College Football Playoff National Championship Games.

Heisman winners also hold a winning record in CFP National Semi-Final games, with a 5-2 mark. During the BCS era, Heisman winners went 4-6 in National Championship Games.

Before the BCS, Heisman Trophy winners went 2-1 in the Bowl Alliance/Bowl Coalition National Championship Games. Before then, there were a few de facto national championship matches, the 1983 Sugar Bowl, the 1984 Orange Bowl and the 1987 Fiesta Bowl. In all three of those games, the Heisman Trophy winner's team fell short.

Of the 87 Heisman Trophy winners, 19 have also played for teams that won a national championship. One interesting detail, just one player, Paul Hornung, QB for Notre Dame, was on a team with a losing record. The Fighting Irish finished 2-8 in 1956.

Here are the Heisman Trophy winners over the years and how their teams finished the season:

• 1935 - SR Jay Berwanger, HB, Chicago. 4-4
• 1936 - SR Larry Kelley, End, Yale, 7-1
• 1937 - SR Clint Frank, HB, Yale, 6-1-1
• 1938 - SR Davey O'Brien, QB, TCU, 11-0. WON SWC, Sugar Bowl and National Championship
• 1939 - SR Nile Kinnick, HB/QB, Iowa, 6-1-1

1940s

• 1940 - SR Tom Harmon, HB, Michigan, 7-1
• 1941 - SR Bruce Smith, HB, Minnesota, 8-0, WON B1G and National Championship
• 1942 - SR Frank Sinkwich, HB, Georgia, 11-1, WON SEC, Rose Bowl and Co-National Championship
• 1943 - SR Angelo Bertelli, QB, Notre Dame, 9-1, WON National Championship
• 1944 - SR Les Horvath, HB/QB, Ohio State, 9-0, WON B1G.
• 1945 - JR Doc Blanchard, FB, Army, 9-0, WON National Championship
• 1946 - SR Glenn Davis, HB, Army, 9-0-1, WON Co-National Championship
• 1947 - SR Johnny Lujack, QB, Notre Dame, 9-0, WON National Championship
• 1948 - JR Doak Walker, HB, SMU, 9-1-1, WON SWC and Cotton Bowl
• 1949 - SR Leon Hart, End, Notre Dame, 10-0, WON National Championship

1950s

• 1950 - SR Vic Janowicz, HB, Ohio State, 6-3
• 1951 - SR Dick Kazmaier, HB, Princeton, 9-0
• 1952 - SR Billy Vessels, HB, Oklahoma, 8-1-1, WON Big 7
• 1953 - SR Johnny Lattner, HB, Notre Dame, 9-0-1
• 1954 - SR Alan Ameche, FB, Wisconsin, 7-2
• 1955 - SR Howard Cassady, HB, Ohio State, 7-2, WON B1G
• 1956 - SR Paul Hornung, QB, Notre Dame, 2-8
• 1957 - SR John David Crow, HB, Texas A&M, 8-3, LOST Gator Bowl
• 1958 - SR Pete Dawkins, HB, Army, 8-0-1
• 1959 - SR Billy Cannon, HB, LSU, 9-2, LOST Sugar Bowl

1960s

• 1960 - SR Joe Be

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges