Alan Fitzgerald Puns

Actually tbh I’d name them JC Penny, RC Willy and TJ Maxx

I am looking for a PDF version/link for this:

https://www.wiley.com/en-us/Business+Data+Communications+and+Networking%2C+13th+Edition-p-9781119368830

Here’s an image of my cast

##So Kim and her twin sister, Doo Kim:

• So and Doo were originally cast for SJDS, so I think it’d be a good redemption story for both of them. The sister who got booted first and has something to prove (So), and the sister who was inches away from playing, but never got the chance (Doo)

##Devon Pinto and his mom, Sonia Pinto:

• Devon was one of the better strategic players in HvHvH, and had he made it to FTC over Ben. Then he’d have won. He has stated that he’d be open to playing again, but only for BvW3, and with his mom. So I think CBS can make it happen, and he’d definitely be my male winner pick.

##Cirie Fields and her son, Jared Fields:

• I think at least a good portion of us can agree that Cirie can play a million times and we’d never get tired of her. Also, for anyone who didn’t know, Jared was originally cast for David vs. Goliath, but he dropped out last minute and because he did, we got another fan favorite, Davie. I think if we see Jared actually come to play and it’s with his mom, who is a legend. It could be really entertaining.

##Terry Dietz and his son, Danny Dietz:

• Terry definitely deserves at least one more chance considering how he left in Cambodia, and I thought what better way for him to come back a third time then for BvW3 and with his son, who he left the game to be with.

##Vecepia Towery and her nephew, Roy L. Williams:

• I personally think that Vee is beyond overdue for a return, especially after how she got shafted from the WaW casting process. Also, her nephew used to play play for the Dallas Cowboys and we already have Alan Ball and Danny McCray who also used to play for them, nothing wrong with adding another one.

##Adam Klein and his girlfriend, Kailey Maurer:

• Whether or not you like Adam as a player, you have to admit that he knows how to bring the entertainment. I honestly think Kailey might have him beat in all aspects of the game and could be a very strong player if she’s given the chance to be on the show. She’d actually be my female winner pick.

##Noura Salman and her sister, Lana Bussard:

• Okay, I know this is a hot take considering the controversy surrounding her regarding the vaccines, but as crazy as she is. She’s a very entertaining character and I’m interested to see how Lana does since she seems to be the more mellow one between the two. Also, I need to keep to the 50% POC rule and this is more about getting Lana on the show, than se

1. 1984 by George Orwell
2. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
3. Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
4. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
5. All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward
6. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
7. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
8. And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
9. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
10. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
11. The Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
12. The Armies of the Night: History as a Novel, the Novel as a History by Norman Mailer
13. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
14. The Art of Living by Epictetus
15. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
16. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
17. Atonement by Ian McEwan
18. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
19. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
20. Babe by Dick King-Smith
21. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
22. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
23. Bambi: A Life in the Woods by Felix Salten
24. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
25. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
26. Beloved by Toni Morrison
27. Beowulf by Anonymous
28. The Bhagavad Gita by Anonymous
29. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1200 Jews by Peter Duffy
30. Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
31. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
32. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
33. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
34. Brigadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
35. [Candide](https://amzn.to/34jc

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

A few months ago, a dive into Grant Hill's Wikipedia page got me wondering. How many active teammates did he have? Curiosity piqued, I went from there and scanned over all NBA Hall of Famers and compiled their active teammates. And then did it with baseball. The NFL, with their much larger rosters, was a bit frightening, but here it is at last! First, a few ground rules.

A. Each player must have either played this year, or be on the injured reserve. No free agents, so players like Larry Fitzgerald were disqualified from this exercise.

B. Practice Squad DOES count. Tahir Whitehead played with Calvin and he's on a practice squad this year, I counted him. On the flip side, TO only played on the Seahawks practice squad in 2012, but I still counted the Hawks teammates.

C. Finally- I'm anything but perfect! I skimmed over all these rosters over a few hours, and I'm sure I missed a few here or there. Only caught Broncos Brett Kern, Steelers Brian Hoyer and Falcons Dustin Colquitt at the last moment. If you see where I erred, don't be afraid to correct me- I also used the rosters on Wikipedia, because Football Reference is murderously slow, so that might not capture the full season. Anyway, the players!

1. Ed Reed, with 27. Nick Folk, Demario Davis, Nick Bellore, Sheldon Richardson, Oday Aboushi, Geno Smith, A.J. Bouye, Kareem Jackson, Jon Weeks, Randy Bullock, Whitney Mercilus, Ben Jones, Brandon Brooks, Duane Brown, J.J. Watt, Ryan Griffin, DeAndre Hopkins, Case Keenum, Joe Flacco, Tyrod Taylor, Pernell McPhee, Josh Bynes, Jimmy Smith, Morgan Cox, Justin Tucker, Sam Koch, and Anthony Levine.

2. Charles Woodson, with 25. Derek Carr, Latavius Murray, Taiwan Jones, Amari Cooper, Lee Smith, Rodney Hudson, Gabe Jackson, Denico Autry, Justin Ellis, Shelby Harris, Benson Mayowa, Mario Edwards Jr, Khalil Mack, Malcolm Smith, T.J. Carrie, Garrett Gilbert, Jon Feliciano, Jack Crawford, Aaron Rodgers, Randall Cobb, Greg Van Roten, Mason Crosby, Casey Hayward, Bryan Bulaga, and Mike Daniels.

3. Champ Bailey, with 20. Malik Jackson, Von Miller, Chris Harris Jr, Aaron Brewer, Matt Prater, Derek Wolfe, Danny Trevathan, Brett Kern, Ryan Griffin, Mark Ingram, Kenny Stills, Jimmy Graham, Cameron Jordan, Senio Kelemete, Terron Armstead, Thomas Morstead, Brandin Cooks, Akiem Hicks, John Jenkins and Willie Snead.

4. (Tie) Calvin Johnson, with 19. Matthew Stafford, Ameer Abdullah, Michael Burton, Eric Ebron, Cornelius Lucas, Riley Reiff, Laken Tomlinson, Kerry Hyder, Josh Byn

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And now I’m cannelloni

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

1. The Rolling Stones - She’s A Rainbow (Remastered 2017 Stereo).flac

2. Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth (2018 Remaster).flac

3. Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lodi.flac

4. Bob Dylan - Hurricane (Album Version).flac

5. John Denver - Leaving, On a Jet Plane (Greatest Hits Version).flac

6. The Beach Boys - God Only Knows (Stereo).flac

7. The Monkees - Daydream Believer.flac

8. Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin' Woman.flac

9. The Traveling Wilburys - Handle With Care (Remastered 2016).flac

10. Eagles - New Kid in Town (2013 Remaster).flac

11. Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love.flac

12. Toto - I Won't Hold You Back (Album Version).flac

13. Chicago - If You Leave Me Now.flac

14. A-Ha - Hunting High and Low (2015 Remaster).flac

15. Madonna - Borderline.flac

16. Michael Jackson - Beat It.flac

17. The Supremes - Where Did Our Love Go.flac

18. Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out.flac

19. Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby.flac

20. Aretha Franklin - Think.flac

21. Etta James - At Last (Single Version).flac

22. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.flac

23. Stan Getz - The Girl From Ipanema.flac

24. Coleman Hawkins - You'd Be So Nice To Come Home To.flac

25. Chet Baker - You're Driving Me Crazy.flac

26. Bill Evans Trio - Autumn Leaves.flac

27. Miles Davis - Limbo.flac

28. B.B. King - Don't Answer The Door.flac

29. James Brown - It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World (Single Version Mono).flac

30. Nat King Cole - Unforgettable (1961 Version).flac

31. Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World.flac

32. Charles Aznavour - Parce que tu crois.flac

33. Dean Martin - On An Evening In Roma (Sott'er Celo De Roma) (Remastered).flac

34. Elvis Presley - In the Ghetto (Live at The International Hotel, Las Vegas, NV - 82169 Midnight Show).flac

35. The Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'.flac

36. Neil Diamond - I Am...I Said (Single Version).flac

37. Don McLean - American Pie (Full Length Version).flac

38. David Bowie - Life on Mars (2015 Remaster).flac

39. Jeff Buckley - Grace.flac

40. Patti Smith Group - Because the Night.flac

41. Pat Benatar - Heartbreaker.flac

42. Kiss - I Was Made For Lovin' You.flac

43. Alice Cooper - School's Out (2013 Remaster).flac

44. Van Halen - Jump.flac

45. Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine.flac

46. Sonic Youth - Kool Thing (feat. Chuck D.).flac

47. Blue Öyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper.flac

48. Meat

Nothing, he was gladiator.

I've decided to sell a large portion of my collection. Records are visually graded. Many of these have never been played, and are graded conservatively. I don’t list a record as Mint unless it’s sealed. Records are priced to sell, trying to list prices at lower than current Discogs prices for similarly conditioned items. I’ll be listing these alphabetically in chunks to not overload one post, but I’ll include a link to my Discogs colllection, if you see anything of interest, feel free to ask even if it’s not listed in the post below.

My Discogs collection

https://www.discogs.com/user/sonicpharmacist/collection

Shipping is $5 flat no matter how many titles. US only please.

E-J ARTISTS

Nick Drake - Pink Moon (2013 reissue) SOLD VG+/VG+ A couple scuffs from inner sleeve, jacket has a little edgewear, small seam split on top of back gatefold. SOLD

Greg Dulli - Random Desire (Autographed) $30 NM/VG+ Signed on front sleeve, still in original resealable shrink wrap with hype sticker. 1.5" seam split on top of back gatefold.

Eagles - Hotel California (2014 Grundman pressing) $20 NM/VG Corner bend on upper left, 1" seam split on top of back gatefold, small corner ding on back bottom left. Includes poster.

Eagles - The Long Run (2014 Grundman pressing) SOLD NM/NM SOLD

Earth, Wind & Fire - That's The Way Of The World (Speakers Corner) $30 NM/VG 3" seam split on top back gatefold, small corner ding on bottom spine

Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever (Golden Yellow Variant) $35 NM/VG Corner bend on bottom right of both gatefolds, very small corner ding on front top right/back top left gatefold, small seam split on top of back gatefold

Elder - Omens (Gray w/ Blue & Gold Splatter) $20 NM/M

[Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong - Ella And Louis (Analogue Productions)](https://www.discogs.com/release/3513495-Ella-Fitzgerald-And-Louis-Arms