A list of puns related to "Alan Bateman"
In the scene where he sleeps with the redhead and the hooker, there is a closet with dead bodies in it, a room with "DIE YUPPIE PIG" or something to that effect painted on the wall and more bodies scattered throughout, and finally a woman with a chainsaw sticking out of her back at the bottom of the stairwell. The next day there is no trace of any of this. . EDIT: And a bloody corpse in the bathroom.
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January 21, 2022
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The Kingβs Daughter (Action/With: Pierce Brosnan, William Hurt, Benjamin Walker, Kaya Scodelario/PG/1 hr 30 min/Gravitas Ventures/d: Sean McNamara/Wide)
Redeeming Love (Drama/With: Abigail Cowen, Tom Lewis, Famke Janssen, Logan Marshall-Green/PG-13/2 hr 14 min/Universal Pictures/d: D.J. Caruso/Limited)
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The Tiger Rising (Family/With: Dennis Quaid, Katharine McPhee, Queen Latifah, Madalen Mills/PG/1 hr 42 min/Variance Films/d: Ray Giarratana/Limited)
A Shot Through The Wall (Crime/With: Kenny Leu, Ciara RenΓ©e, Fiona Fu, Tzi Ma/1 hr 30 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Aimee Long/Limited)
The Hunting (Horror/With: Angela Cole, Alan Tuskes, Keith Migra, Heidi Azaro/1 hr 33 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Mark Andrew Hamer/Limited)
Simple Passion (RomDram/With: Laetitia Dosch, Sergei Polunin, Lou-Teymour Thion, Caroline Ducey/1 hr 39 min/Strand Releasing/d: Danielle Arbid/Limited)
January 26, 2022
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Compartment Number 6 (Drama/ With Yuriy Borisov, Seidi Haarla, Yuliya Aug, Dinara Drukarova/R/1 hr 47 min/Sony Pictures Classics/d: Juho Kuosmanen/Limited)
January 28, 2022
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Charli XCX: Alone Together (Documentary/With: Charli XCX/1 hr 7 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Bradley Bell, Pablo Jones-Soler/Limited)
Clean (Crime/With: Adrien Brody, Glenn Fleshler, Richie Merritt, Chandler DuPont/1 hr 34 min/IFC Films/d: Paul Solet/Limited)
In The Forest (Thriller/With: Lyman Ward, Time Winters, Kaitlyn Dias, Debbon Ayer/Vertical Entertainment/d: Hector Barron/Limited)
Sundown (Drama/With: Tim Roth, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Iazua Larios, Henry Goodman/R/1 hr 23 min/Bleecker Street Media/d: Michel Franco/Limited)
They/Them/Us (RomComDram/With: Joey Slotnick, Amy Hargreaves, Jack Steiner, Shanna Strong/1 hr 30 min/Blended Family Productions/d: John Sherman/Limited)
February 4, 2022
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Jackass Forever (Comedy/With: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Machine Gun Kelly/R/1 hr 36 min/Paramount Pictures/d: Jeff Tremaine/Wide)
Moonfall (Disaster/With: Halle Berry, Patric
... keep reading on reddit β‘There are multiple possible killers from other franchises that we could see come to Dead by Daylight like Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th or Pennywise from IT.
And whenever they do come, they always have an alias within the game. So this is a list about many characters who we possibly could see as a killer and what their alias could be.
Let's start off with the franchises mentioned in the player satisfaction survey which had a question that asked what franchises we would like to see in Dead by Daylight.
FRANCHISE | NAME | ALIAS |
---|---|---|
Alien | Xenomorph | The Alien/The Xenomorph |
Candyman | Daniel "Candyman" Robitaille | The Candyman |
Carrie | Carrie White | The Prom Queen |
Friday the 13th | Jason Voorhees | The Drowned/The Undead/The Slasher |
IT | Pennywise | The Deadlights |
Ju-On: The Grudge | Kayako Saeki | The Grudge |
Kingdom | Monster/Infected | The Infected |
Lovecraft Country | Shoggoth | The Shoggoth |
Poltergeist | Poltergeist | The Poltergeist |
Prometheus | The Engineer | The Engineer |
Scooby Doo | Mr. "The Creeper" Carswell | The Creeper |
Supernatural | Azazel | The Tyrant |
Sweet Home | Mr. Kim | The Monster |
The Babadook | Mr. Babadook | The Babadook |
The Exorcist | Regan MacNeil | The Possessed |
The Fly | Seth Brundle | The Fly |
The Mummy | Imhotep | The Mummy |
The Nun | Valak | The Nun |
The Shining | Jack Torrance | The Caretaker |
The Thing | The Thing | The Thing |
The Walking Dead | Beta | The Whisperer |
Train to Busan | Yong-suk | The Zombie |
FRANCHISE | NAME | ALIAS |
---|---|---|
Ajin: Demi- Human | Samuel T. "Sato" Owen | The Ajin |
Attack On Titan | Titan | The Titan |
Death Note | Light Yagami | The God |
Demon Slayer | Muzan Kibutsuji | The King |
Fullmetal Alchemist | The Dwarf In The Flask | The Father/The Homunculus |
Hellsing | The Major | The Major |
Jujutsu Kaisen | Mahito | The Sadist |
Koutetsujou no Kabaneri | Kabane | The Kabane |
Parasyte | Gotou | The Parasites |
PSYCHO-PASS | Shogo Makashima | The Criminal |
Tokyo Ghoul | Eto Yoshimura | The Ghoul |
FRANCHISE | NAME | ALIAS |
---|---|---|
Alan Wake | Taken Hunter | The Taken |
BioShock | Big Daddy | The Bouncer |
Castlevania | Dracula Vlad Ε’epeΕ | The Vampire/The Count |
Control | Hiss Agent | The Corrupted/The Agent |
Dead Space | Necromorph | The Necromorph |
Devil May Cry | Nelo Angelo | The Knight |
DOOM | Marauder | The Marauder |
Final Fantasy | Sephiroth | The Angel |
Five Nights At Freddy's | William "Springtrap" Afton | The Attraction |
Half Life | Headcrab Zombie | The Necrotic |
The Evil Within | The Keeper | The Keeper |
The Last Of Us | Clicker | The Clicker |
Until Dawn |
Quale personaggio dei libri ti ha colpito tanto da volergli essere amico?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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The PWI β500β is not a ranking for the calendar year January through December. The βevaluation periodβ this year ran from July 1, 2020, through June 30, 2021.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
This is my first topic starter on any Reddit board. I compiled a list of teams I consider to be each side in the NRL's best 17 over that period of time. I'm asking if there should be any changes to any of the teams and who would win a fictional competition? Who would play in a Grand Final ? or even a top 8 if you wanted, I have gone on a merit-based system so Thurston doesn't make the dogs' team over Sherwin etc.
Brisbane Broncos
Darius Boyd
Lote Tuqiri
Justin Hodges
Israel Folau
Wendall Sailor
Darren Lockyer
Kevin Walters
Shane Webcke
Shaun Berrigan
Petero Civoniceva
Gorden Tallis
Sam Thaiday
Tonie Carroll
Karmichael Hunt
Payne Haas
Corey Parker
Brad Thorn
Canberra Raiders
Clinton Schifkofske
Jordan Rapana
Jarrod Croker
Joel Monaghan
Blake Ferguson
Jack Wighton
George Williams
Josh Papalii
Josh Hodgson
Ruben Wiki
Elliott Whitehead
Josh Bateman
Jason Croker
Mark McLinden
Luke Davico
David Shillington
Alan Tongue
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs
Luke Patten
Hazem El-Masri
Nigel Vagana
Josh Morris
Matt Utai
Braith Anasta
Brent Sherwin
James Graham
Michael Ennis
Steve Price
Willie Mason
Andrew Ryan
Sonny-Bill Williams
Ben Barba
Mark O'Meley
Josh Jackson
Roy Asotasi
Cronulla Sharks
David Peachey
Mat Rogers
Jack Bird
Chris McKenna
Valentine Holmes
James Maloney
Brett Kimmorley
Jason Stevens
Michael Ennis
Andrew Fifita
Luke Lewis
Wade Graham
Paul Gallen
Preston Campbell
Matt Prior
Jayson Bukuya
Greg Bird
Gold Coast Titans
Will Zillman
Kevin Gordon
Mat Rogers
Brian Kelly
Anthony Don
AJ Brimson
Scott Prince
Luke Bailey
Nathan Friend
Ryan James
Nate Myles
David Fifita
Greg Bird
Preston Campbell
Anthony Laffranchi
Mark Minichello
Ashley Harrison
Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles
Brett Stewart
Tom Trbojevic
Steve Matai
Jamie Lyon
Rueben Garrick
Kieran Foran
Daly Cherry-Evans
Brent Kite
Matt Ballin
Addin Fonua-Blake
Glenn Stewart
Jack Trbojevic
Ben Kennedy
Michael Monaghan
Martin Taupau
Antony Watmough
Steve Menzies
Melbourne Storm
Billy Slater
Josh Addo-Carr
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
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And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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