Awsome as. Not sure if youse are all into the psychedelic stuff, but this is great. Comes out June 23

http://www.capesonfilm.com/2010/05/alan-aldridge-psychedelic-iron-man.html

I fed the entire history of AEW singles matches on cagematch.net into a Glicko2 rater (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glicko_rating_system), which calculates a rating for each competitor based on whomst they compete against and the results. Here's everyone that's wrestled in the past few months, and how they're rated. (In parens is the Glicko2 measure of uncertainty.) Basically an indication of how strongly they're booked, based on who they've beaten and lost to:

  1 CM Punk              2260 (216) 8-0
  2 Bryan Danielson      2116 (143) 13-0-1
  3 Jon Moxley           2067 (104) 36-3
  4 Adam Page            2059 (109) 18-2
  5 Christian Cage       2055 (147) 7-1
  6 Kenny Omega          2054 (119) 14-2-1
  7 Hikaru Shida         2025 (109) 37-3
  8 Ruby Soho            2018 (148) 7-1
  9 Malakai Black        2015 (173) 6-1
 10 Adam Cole            2015 (213) 5-0
 11 MJF                  1983 (123) 16-2
 12 Jade Cargill         1975 (135) 19-0
 13 Miro                 1963 (123) 16-2
 14 Lance Archer         1954 (94) 37-5
 15 Ricky Starks         1942 (110) 23-3
 16 Nyla Rose            1940 (91) 38-6
 17 PAC                  1940 (118) 17-2-1
 18 Thunder Rosa         1938 (91) 37-4
 19 Darby Allin          1938 (85) 35-7
 20 Cody Rhodes          1936 (89) 31-7-2
 21 Andrade El Idolo     1931 (147) 6-2
 22 Dr. Britt Baker DMD  1914 (90) 26-6
 23 Scorpio Sky          1902 (118) 20-3
 24 Tay Conti            1895 (91) 35-6
 25 Abadon               1890 (117) 24-3
 26 Kris Statlander      1880 (107) 22-5
 27 Yuka Sakazaki        1864 (174) 7-1
 28 Wardlow              1860 (109) 23-4
 29 Orange Cassidy       1857 (82) 31-8-2
 30 Brian Cage           1850 (95) 30-6
 31 Chris Jericho        1848 (110) 12-5
 32 Eddie Kingston       1841 (103) 18-8
 33 Powerhouse Hobbs     1837 (113) 20-4
 34 Riho                 1834 (108) 16-4
 35 Serena Deeb          1806 (134) 10-4
 36 Penelope Ford        1801 (96) 29-7
 37 Emi Sakura           1789 (141) 11-2
 38 Shawn Spears         1787 (108) 20-5
 39 Doc Gallows          1784 (273) 1-0
 40 Matt Hardy           1776 (109) 15-5
 41 Ryo Mizunami         1772 (151) 8-3
 42 Dante Martin         1772 (99) 21-6
 43 Jungle Boy           1772 (104) 18-7
 44 Jamie Hayter      

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

TL;DR

Made all-time hometown rosters with original 30 NBA teams + 25 new teams to split populated areas and big teams (spreadsheet + map)

Player Pool and Team Pool

I used the top 969 players who have at least 10000 minutes played in their career.

Why 10000 minutes played? Because that's the lower standard set by Basketball-Reference to get on their ABA career leaderboard (15000 MP for NBA). I added George Mikan, because even though he hasn't played enough minutes, he's featured in All-Time ESPN NBARank and Bill Simmons Hall of Fame Pyramid.

I started off with the current 30 teams. To split up the Lakers and Clippers, I gave the Clippers their proposed Inglewood site.

As I looked at the map of player hometowns, I realized that there were:

• some areas that had a lot of players, but few close NBA teams
• some areas that had bloated rosters with too many players

Based off city population and arena size, I added 25 new teams.

• I obviously had to give Seattle their team back
• Birmingham, North Little Rock and Shreveport helped to split up the South
• Pittsburgh and St. Louis were big cities without teams
• Berkeley added to siphon off San Francisco
  • if I add Oakland, it takes away too many players
• Anaheim and Westwood added in Southern California (Clippers & Lakers)
• Winston-Salem and Raleigh to pare down Charlotte
• Lansing to prune Detroit
• 2nd Atlanta team in suburb of College Park
• 2nd Washington team and Baltimore
• 2 more teams in Chicago (Rosemont and South Side) + a team in Gary
• 2nd Indiana team + Louisville & Lexington
• 2nd Philadelphia team in suburb of Wynnewood
• 3 more teams in the New York Area (Newark, Queens and Long Island)

The Method

I started off gathering hometowns due to this fantastic database by Reuben Fischer-Baum ([original article source here](https://deadspin.com/infographics-where-do-pro-basketball-players-come-from-5132615

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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