"The Gambler's Problem and Beyond", Wang et al 2019 [Sutton & Barto's double-or-nothing example is "fractal, self-similar, derivative 0/∞, not smooth on any interval, not written as elementary functions...one of the generalized Cantor functions"] arxiv.org/abs/2001.00102v…
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"Early Time-Restricted Feeding improves Insulin sensitivity and Blood Pressure even without weight loss in Men with Prediabetes", Sutton et al 2018 dropbox.com/s/wotv1l4uf2c…
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"Horde: A Scalable Real-time Architecture for Learning Knowledge from Unsupervised Sensorimotor Interaction", Sutton et al 2011 ifaamas.org/Proceedings/a…
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New, Removed, and Changed Products - Thursday 7/1/21

It's the first of the month so we have another batch of price changes. According to the "How to Become a Contract Liquor Agent" document, "The Agent must also complete price changes that occur at the first of the month..."

There are a staggering number of changes this month including 162 removed products/sizes. In many cases, only one size bottle has been removed. In addition, many more products had their status changed from De-Listed to Inactive or to De-Listed. In order to fit within the character limits of reddit posts I'm going to have to split this post into multiple replies below. It'll take me some time to get it all added and it might not be complete until later today.

Additional changes in following days:

Here's a link back to what changed last month on 6/1/21.

For each category I've sorted by the amount of the price increase or decrease. New products are shown first, then price decreases are shown in decreasing order followed by price increases in increasing order. At the end are products with other changes unrelated to price.

Current product status is indicated on each line as follows. OHLQ hasn't publicly explained what these things mean but I've included my best guess below.

  • [A] = Active
    • Regularly supplied and available for purchase
  • [D] = De-Listed
    • No longer carried by OHLQ, may still be available in some stores or the warehouse. Sometimes considered a Last Call product.
  • [I] = Inactive
    • Discontinued by the supplier or otherwise unavailable to OHLQ
  • [S] = Special Order
    • Regularly available but in limited supply. Not available in very many stores.
  • [V] = Value-Added-Pack
    • Bottle comes with some kind of extra gift

American Whiskey

  • Removed Products
  1. BLACK BUSH GIFT ($31.97 / 750 ML)
  2. BUFFALO TRACE EXPERIMENTAL ($50.90 / 750 ML)
  3. EARLY TIMES ($6.49 / 1 L)
  4. ECHO SPRING ($5.99 / 750 ML)
  5. ECHO SPRING ($4.60 / 375 ML)
  6. FLEISCHMANNS PREFERRED ($13.97 / 1.75 L)
  7. [GOLD AWARD
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Crank the AC(L): Saquon’s Recovery & 2021 Outlook - Ride or Dynasty

Erik Kreil brings the heat with his analysis of ACL injuries and Saquon Barkley’s 2021 dynasty outlook.

Everyone loves a comeback story, except in fantasy football it seems.Β  Saquon Barkley burst onto the scene after being drafted #2 overall in 2019.Β  Since then, Saquon accumulated 3,469 all-purpose yards, 23 all-purpose touchdowns, and 143 receptions in his first 2 healthy seasons.Β  However, fantasy managers have been divided into 2 camps after the crazy 2020 year when he suffered an early ACL injury: the stead-fast Saquon truthers and the doomsday negativeΒ Nancies, who believe the injury will have a permanent effect on his fantasy value. What will happen?Β  Will Saquon Barkley have an Adrian Peterson-esqueΒ return, or is his career on the clock?

We’re going to primarily reference 2 research papers:

  • β€œReturn to Play Rates in NFL Wide Receivers and Running Backs After ACL Reconstruction” by Monoharan et al. from TheΒ OrthopaedicΒ Journal of Sports Medicine in 2021.
  • β€œNational Football League Skilled and Unskilled Positions Vary in Opportunity and Yield in Return to Play After an Anterior Cruciate Ligament Injury” by Yang et al. from the Orthopedic Journal of Sports Medicine in 2017.

Both of these papers analyze career length andΒ 2 yearΒ post-operative player performance, so we’ll limit our commentary to these 2 topics.Β  Since they also give data on WRs, I’m including Courtland Sutton in this commentary.Β  Sutton is an intriguing dynasty dark horse and may be overlooked in redraft leagues.

Here’s why this commentary is different than others I’ve read:

Analyzing only a recent athlete cohort is important.

Surgical techniques, rehab protocols, NFL rules/ play style, and the athletes themselves have all changed notably, which is why I like the data from the first reference the best.Β  It analyzes injured athletes from 2009/2010-2015/2016.Β  This is recent enough to be comparable to current athletes while being distant enough to see many players’ full career arcs.

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Pillole di Storia - Puntata XXI - Una colonia Svizzera negli USA

Gli attuali USA sono stati colonizzati dai Francesi, dagli Spagnoli, dagli Inglesi e dai Russi. Ma pochissimi sanno che c'è stata addirittura una colonia Svizzera negli USA. Ma oggi non parleremo della colonia in sè, ma dell'uomo che la fondò.

John Augustus Sutter nacque nel 1803 in Svizzera, nel cantone Francese. Della sua infanzia io non ho trovato niente, quindi andiamo oltre: le cronache dell'epoca ricordano il suo nome nel 1824, quando Sutter aveva 21 anni, quando sposò la figlia di una ricca vedova. Questo gli portò in dote molto denaro con cui aprì il suo primo negozio.

Sutter nel 1835 circa, questa Γ¨ l'unica foto da giovane che ho trovato.

Diciamo però che l'imprenditoria non era la sua via. Dopo pochi anni, infatti, il negozio fallì e Sutter si ritrovo pieno zeppo di debiti, con una moglie e i figli. Se però Sutter non era un fenomeno negli affari, lo era quando si parla di spirito avventuriero. Decise, quindi, di lasciare temporaneamente in Svizzera la moglie e i figli per passare la frontiera Francese, prendere un passaporto Francese e imbarcarsi quindi verso l'America.

Nel 1834, Sutter raggiunge l'America e imparò l'Inglese e soprattutto lo Spagnolo, che gli tornerà molto utile. Nei 6 anni successivi si spinse sempre di più verso Ovest, arrivò addirittura fino al Regno delle Hawaii (vecchie conoscenze se vi ricordate) e nel 1840 si stabilì in California. La California all'epoca faceva parte dell'Impero Messicano, ed era chiamata "Alta California" per distinguerla dalla Penisola di Bassa California, ancora oggi in Messico. Era un territorio poco popolato: pensate che la città più popolata era San Francisco con ben 1000 abitanti. Una volta arrivato in California, Sutter ottenne il permesso da parte dello Stato Messicano di fondare una città. O meglio, di costruire una cittadella fortificata, che Sutter riuscì a vendere al Governatore della California come punto d'appoggio per i commerci.

Ecco Sutter's Fort.

Dopo poco piΓΉ di un anno, il Messico concesse all'insediamento di Sutter's Fort e al suo capo (per l'appunto, Sutter) ampi territori in California. Questi territori furono sfruttati, facendo lavorare sia persone europee, sia nativi indigeni. Questi ultimi vennero trattati mo

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List of MLBTS 21 Legends
     * = the best card that player will get is already in Diamond Dynasty 
  • Adam Dunn*
  • AJ Burnett*
  • Al Kaline
  • Al Leiter*
  • Alan Trammell
  • Alfonse Soriano*
  • Andruw Jones
  • Babe Ruth
  • Barry Larkin
  • Bert Blyleven
  • Bill Mazeroski*
  • Billy Williams
  • Bob Feller
  • Bob Gibson
  • Bret Saberhagen
  • Brian Roberts
  • Brooks Robinson
  • Bruce Sutter
  • Cal Ripken Jr
  • Chipper Jones*
  • Christy Mathewson*
  • Cliff Floyd*
  • Cliff Lee*
  • Cole Hamels
  • Craig Biggio
  • Craig Kimbrel
  • Cy Young
  • Dan Plesac*
  • Dante Bichette*
  • Dave Parker
  • David Justice*
  • David Ortiz*
  • Dennis Eckersley*
  • Don Mattingly
  • Don Sutton
  • Duke Snider
  • Dwight Evans*
  • Eddie Mathews
  • Eddie Murray*
  • Edgar Martinez*
  • Eric Davis
  • Eric Gagne
  • Ernie Banks
  • Fergie Jenkins*
  • Fernando Valenzuela
  • Frank Tanana*
  • Frank Thomas
  • Garrett Anderson*
  • Gary Carter
  • Gary Sheffield
  • George Brett
  • George Foster
  • Grady Sizemore*
  • Greg Maddux
  • Hal Newhouser
  • Hank Aaron
  • Harmon Killebrew
  • Harold Baines*
  • Honus Wagner
  • Ivan Rodriguez
  • Jack Morris
  • Jackie Robinson*
  • Jason Bay*
  • Jason Giambi
  • Jason Kendall
  • Jay Buhner
  • Jeff Bagwell
  • Jim Edmonds
  • Jim Hunter
  • Jim Palmer
  • Jim Thome
  • Jimmie Foxx
  • Jimmy Rollins
  • Joe Carter
  • Joe Morgan
  • Joe Torre*
  • John Franco*
  • John Olerud
  • John Smoltz
  • Johnny Bench
  • Johnny Damon
  • Jon Lester
  • Jorge Posada
  • Juan Marichal
  • Juan Pierre
  • Keith Hernandez
  • Ken Griffey Jr
  • Ken Griffey Sr
  • Kenny Lofton*
  • Kerry Wood
  • Kirby Puckett
  • Larry Doby
  • Larry Walker
  • Lee Smith*
  • Lefty Grove
  • Lou Brock
  • Lou Gehrig
  • Luis Aparicio
  • Luis Gonzalez
  • Mariano Rivera*
  • Mark Prior*
  • Matt Kemp
  • Michael Young
  • Mickey Mantle
  • Mike Piazza
  • Mike Scott
  • Minnie Minoso
  • Monte Irvin
  • Nolan Ryan
  • Orel Hershiser
  • Orlando Cepeda
  • Orlando Hernandez
  • Ozzie Smith
  • Paul Konerko
  • Paul Molitor
  • Pedro Martinez
  • Pee Wee Reese*
  • Phil Niekro
  • Prince Fielder
  • Ralph Kiner
  • Reggie Jackson
  • Rich Gossage
  • Richie Ashburn
  • Rickey Henderson
  • Rob Dibble*
  • Rob Nenn
  • Roberto Alomar*
  • Roberto Clemente
  • Robin Roberts
  • Robin Yount
  • Rod Carew
  • Rollie Fingers
  • Ron Guidry
  • Roy Oswalt*
  • Ryan Braun
  • Ryan Klesko
  • Ryne Sandberg
  • Shane Victorino
  • Shawn Green*
  • Stan Musial
  • Steve Finley*
  • Tim Salmon*
  • Tino Martinez
  • Todd Helton
  • Tom Glavine*
  • Tom Henke
  • Tom Seaver
  • Tony Gwynn
  • Tony Perez
  • Torii Hunter*
  • Trevor Hoffman
  • Troy Percival
  • Vida Blue*
  • Vladimir Guerrero Sr.
  • Wade Boggs
  • Walter Johnson
  • Warren Spahn
  • Whitey Ford*
  • Will Clar
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Who is on the bubble? Full roster analysis

Quarterback

  • 2019 (2) Russell Wilson, Geno Smith
  • 2020 (2) Russell Wilson, Geno Smith
  • 2021 (2)
    • Locks (2) Russell Wilson, Geno Smith
    • On the bubble (0)
    • Longer odds (2) Alex McGough, Danny Etling

Running Back

  • 2019 (4) Chris Carson, Rashaad Penny, CJ Prosise, Travis Homer
  • 2020 (4) Chris Carson, Travis Homer, Carlos Hyde, DeeJay Dallas Note: Rashaad Penny on PUP
  • 2021 (4)
    • Locks (4) Chris Carson, Rashaad Penny, DeeJay Dallas, Travis Homer
    • On the bubble (2) Alex Collins, Nick Bellore (FB)
    • Longer odds (2) BJ Emmons, Josh Johnson
    • Notes
      • As in 2019 & 2020, expect special teams mainstay Nick Bellore to be initially cut but re-signed quickly
      • Look for Collins and / or Emmons on the practice squad

Receiver

  • 2019 (7) Tyler Lockett, DK Metcalf, David Moore, Malik Turner, John Ursua, Gary Jennings, Jaron Brown
  • 2020 (6) Tyler Lockett, DK Metcalf, David Moore, Freddie Swain, Phillip Dorsett, John Ursua Note: Josh Gordon suspended
  • 2021 (6)
    • Locks (4) Tyler Lockett, DK Metcalf, D’Wayne Eskridge, Freddie Swain
    • On the bubble (3) Penny Hart, Cade Johnson, John Ursua
    • Longer odds (5) Cody Thompson, Darvin Kidsy, Aaron Fuller, Connor Wedington, Tamorrion Terry
    • Notes
      • Special teams, especially competition at punt returner, will have a lot to do with which receivers make the final two roster spots. Expect Penny Hart, who is a solid punt returner and a better fit in a Rams like / Shane Waldron offence, to have a great shot at one of the two spots

Tight End

  • 2019 (2) Will Dissly, Nick Vannett
  • 2020 (4) Greg Olsen, Will Dissly, Jacob Hollister, Luke Willson
  • 2021 (3)
    • Locks (3) Gerald Everett, Will Dissly, Colby Parkinson
    • On the bubble (1) Tyler Mabry
    • Longer odds (2) Nick Guggemos, Cam Sutton
    • Notes
      • Not much drama here
      • Look for 6’6” 226 lbs Cam Sutton and Tyler Mabry to land on the practice squad

Offensive line

  • 2019 (9) Duane Brown, Mike Iupati, Justin Britt, DJ Fluker, Germain Ifedi, Ethan Pocic. Joey Hunt, Jamarco Jones, George Fant Note: Phil Haynes on PUP
  • 2020 (10) Duane Brown, Mike Iupati, Ethan Pocic, Damien Lewis, Brandon Shell, BJ Finney, Phil Haynes, Jordan Simmons, Jamarco Jones, Cedric Ogbuehi
  • 2021 (10)
    • Locks (8) Duane Brown, Damien Lewis, Ethan Pocic, Gabe Jackson, Brandon Shell, Cedric Ogbuehi., Stone Forsythe, Jordan Simmons
    • On the bubble (4) Phil Haynes, Jamarco Jones, Kyle F
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Match Thread: Adelaide United vs Wellington Phoenix (2020/21 A-League - Matchweek 20)

ADELAIDE UNITED 0-0 WELLINGTON PHOENIX

Adelaide United Goalscorers:

Wellington Phoenix Goalscorers:


Competition: 2020/21 A-League Regular Season (Matchweek 20)

Venue: Coopers Stadium, Adelaide, SA

Date: Friday, May 7th, 2021

Kickoff: 7:05pm ACST, 9:35pm NZST

Referee: Alireza Faghani

Attendance: 7,172 (Capacity: 16,500)

TV Broadcast: Fox Sports 505 (AUS), Sky Sport 2 & Sky Sport 7 (NZ)

Streams: Kayo Sports & MyFootball Live App (AUS), YouTube (Countries without a broadcast deal)

Matchtracker Link: Fox Sports


League Form Guide


ADELAIDE D W D L D Last Match: 0-0 vs Western United

WELLINGTON W W D W D Last Match: 0-0 @ Brisbane Roar

Last Time They Met: WEL 2-1 ADL April 25th, 2021

Ladder Positions: 5th vs 9th


Lineups (note: both sides allowed to make up to five substitutions)


ADELAIDE UNITED

Starting Eleven Notes Substitutes Notes
Joe Gauci (GK) Dakota Ochsenham (GK)
Ryan Strain 68', 74' Michael Marrone
Joshua Cavallo 85' Joe Caletti 85'
Jordan Elsey Ryan Kitto 85'
George Timotheou Jonny Yull
Juande 12' Al Hassan Toure 69'
Louis D'Arrigo 69' Kusini Yengi 77'
Stefan Mauk 85'
Tomi Juric 77'
Ben Halloran
Craig Goodwin Manager: Carl Veart

 

WELLINGTON PHOENIX

Starting Eleven | Notes | Substitutes | [N

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Match Thread: Melbourne City FC vs Adelaide United | Australian A-League

#FT: Melbourne City FC 4-1 Adelaide United

Melbourne City FC scorers: Scott Jamieson (8'), Scott Galloway (45'), Jamie Maclaren (72' PEN, 82')

Adelaide United scorers: Ben Halloran (51')


Venue: AAMI Park

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LINE-UPS

Melbourne City FC

Tom Glover, Curtis Good, Rostyn Griffiths, Scott Jamieson, Scott Galloway (Daniel Georgievski), Florin Berenguer, Conor Metcalfe (AdriΓ‘n Luna), Aiden O'Neill (Nuno Reis), Jamie Maclaren, Craig Noone (Stefan Colakovski), Andrew Nabbout (Marco Tilio).

Subs: Ben Garuccio, Matthew Sutton.

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Adelaide United

James Delianov, George Timotheou, Jordan Elsey, Joshua Cavallo (Mohamed Toure), Michael Marrone, Joe Caletti (Al Hassan Toure), Stefan Mauk, Louis D'Arrigo (Ryan Kitto), Tomi Juric (Kusini Yengi), Craig Goodwin (Yared Abetew), Ben Halloran.

Subs: Joe Gauci.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

8' Scott Jamieson Goal

23' Stefan Mauk (Adelaide United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

28' On: Marco Tilio|Off: Andrew Nabbout

45' Goal! Melbourne City FC 2, Adelaide United 0. Scott Galloway (Melbourne City FC) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Craig Noone following a corner.

45' Substitution, Adelaide United. Kusini Yengi replaces Tomi Juric.

45'+2' Craig Noone (Melbourne City FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45'+4' Rostyn Griffiths Yellow Card

51' Goal! Melbourne City FC 2, Adelaide United 1. Ben Halloran (Adelaide United) right footed shot from a difficult angle on the right to the top right corner.

57' Joe Caletti (Adelaide United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

67' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. AdriΓ‘n Luna replaces Connor Metcalfe.

68' Substitution, Melbourne City FC. Stefan Colakovski replaces Craig Noone.

68' On: Nuno Reis|Off: Aiden O'Neill

70' Substitution, Adelaide United.

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Guide Full List: Assassin's Creed Valhalla

The game is full of secrets, mysteries, and treasures. Some of them require some puzzle-solving to obtain other you will prefer to skip and take directly what you wish. This is why I making a mini video series that showcases a specific faq, puzzle, or where to find a specific skill or weapon. Here is the list:

Updated List Here -> https://www.reddit.com/r/HTF_Games_Studio/comments/js4ht0/guide_full_list_assassins_creed_valhalla/

NEW => River Raids <= NEW

Main River Raids Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSt3NuulP3Owi8kW5lV3P-Jlf1mL83QNb

=> Get Started

Tips & Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/xf9zudouUk4

How to Unlock River Dee - https://youtu.be/HHbc_xo7guA

How to Upgrade River Raid Cargo - https://youtu.be/zrIm5wL6DgU

=> Map Completion

Map Clue 1 - River Exe - https://youtu.be/Cf3dYgnTL-0

Map Clue 1 - River Severn - https://youtu.be/yc1B98xmuuo

River Exe Map Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/L_pa3umK_BY

River Severn Map Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/qT2egs4Cu6w

River Dee Map Complete Guide - https://youtu.be/2wKJJZy6oXY

Ability Location - Shoulder Bash - https://youtu.be/ffSp1NE1LrA

Ability Location - Battlecry - https://youtu.be/2JhXZSLTG2U

Ability Location - Berserker Trap - https://youtu.be/GqVmQVSOrfA

=> Equipment - Saint George SetAll Appearance Superior to Mythical - https://youtu.be/ov3Qw7y56eM

Full Saint George Set - https://youtu.be/HhMHs_Kt_t4

Cloak - River Exe - https://youtu.be/q5nMiTRjuys

Heavy Shield - River Exe - https://youtu.be/CRnusqetFr0

Pants - River Severn - https://youtu.be/L_yQzdFjs0U

Bracers - River Severn - https://youtu.be/iE2H9br_D4M

Helmet - River Dee - https://youtu.be/TyLI9356d_k

Armor - River

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53 MAN ROSTER PROJECTION

I decided to waste some time creating a 53 man roster projection, including both offense and defense. Some potential surprises but as a whole, it made me a little more comfortable with where this team is at. Some spots I'd like to see some added competition still would be C, DT, and CB. Let me know what you think or if you have a differing opinion! And lastly, go Hawks

Offense:

Quarterback

Keep: Russell Wilson and Geno Smith

Cut: Alex McGough and Danny Etling

No surprises here, Russ and Geno are back again while McGough and Etling find themselves on the wrong side of the dotted line. If the Seahawks were a team that carried three QBs I would put my money on McGough who seems to just stick around but I don’t see that happening.

Running Back

Keep: Chris Carson, Rashaad Penny, Travis Homer, and Josh Johnson

Cut: Alex Collins, B.J. Emmons and Deejay Dallas

Carson and Penny seem pretty locked in here, but I’m not totally sold on the depth behind them. Dallas and Homer have been fairly unimpressive in their relatively young careers. I’ll put my neck out and say that one of the two UDFAs make the team ahead of Dallas only because they carry a more similar skillset than to that of Homer.

Fullback

Keep: Nick Bellore

Cut:

With Bellore being the only fullback on the roster, this one was easy. Bellore’s role is more on special teams than anything and he does it superbly well. If you’re looking for a replacement I think you’re going to be sadly mistaken.

Wide Receiver

Keep: DK Metcalf, Tyler Lockett, D’Wayne Eskridge, Freddie Swain, Tamorrion Terry, Cade Johnson

Cut: Penny Hart, John Ursua, Aaron Fuller, Darvin Kidsy, Cody Thompson, and Connor Wedington

DK and Tyler are both studs, Eskridge is a 2nd rounder, they’re all set. After that, I decided to roll the dice on two new guys in Terry and Cade only because they were both priority UDFAs, and experience in the offense is kind of irrelevant now that Waldron is in town so Ursua kind of loses that upper hand. With all things being equal, I just think Terry and Cade might just be more appealing because of their lack of game tape versus (Seahawks fan favourite) Ursua’s relatively unimpressive game tape. Terry also provides some size that the WR room would be lacking outside of DK. Swain sticks around because he showed some stuff at times and might fit Waldron’s offense as he was particularly adept at those crossers that the rams are known for.

Tight End

Keep: Gerald Everett, Will

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a hole?

Phil

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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee

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Wife: I'm pregnant.

Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!

Wife: No you're not.

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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

..... Will get a reward.

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I'd ruther not say
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Why are elevator jokes so good

Because they work on many levels

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Rational
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play at that game.

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Argon enters a bar, the bartender says β€œWe don’t serve noble gases here.”

Argon does not react.

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If Apple made a car what would it be missing?

Windows

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There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

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He needs grounded
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My 3 yr old daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple and I asked her if she liked apples.

She said apple-lutely

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"ground" the kid
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What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Well there goes his reproductive fitness...
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Proud dad moment.

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

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Complete List of US Olympic Swim Team Members, 1896-2021

1896

Men's team:

  • Gardner Boyd Williams

1900

Men's team:

  • Frederick "Fred" Hendschel

1904

Men's team:

  • Amedee Valle Reyburn Jr.
  • Charles Meldrum "Charlie" Daniels
  • David Hesser
  • David Hey Bratton
  • David Thomas Gaul Sr.
  • David Thurwell Hammond
  • Edgar Holmes Adams
  • Edward John Meyers
  • Edwin Paul Swatek
  • Francis "Frank" Gailey
  • George Van Cleaf
  • Gwynne Evans
  • Henry Jamison "Jam" Handy
  • Hugo Louis Goetz
  • John Scott Leary
  • Joseph Aloysius "Joe" Ruddy Sr.
  • Leo Joseph "Budd" Goodwin
  • Louis de Breda "Lou" Handley
  • Marquard Schwartz
  • Raymond Comstock "Ray" Thorne
  • William Jeremiah "Bill" Tuttle
  • William Robert "Bill" Othwein

1906 (Intercalated Games - not official, but still a part of Olympic history)

Men's team:

  • Charles Meldrum "Charlie" Daniels
  • Frank Alexander Bornamann
  • Joseph Whittelsey Spencer
  • Marquard Schwarz

1908

Men's team:

  • Augustus Michael "Gus" Goessling
  • Charles Meldrum "Charlie" Daniels
  • Conrad Daniel Trubenbach
  • Harry Joseph Hebner
  • James Burgess Greene
  • Leo Joseph "Budd" Goodwin
  • Leslie George Rich
  • Robert Bagley Foster

1912

Men's team:

  • Duke Paoa Kahino Makoe Hulikohoa Kahanamoku
  • Harry Joseph Hebner
  • James Herbert "Jim" Reilly
  • Kenneth Arthur "Ken" Huszagh
  • Michael James "Mike" McDermott
  • Nicholas Thomas "Nick" Nerich
  • Perry McGillivray

1920

Men's team:

  • Charles Fenton Mercer Spotswood Quinby
  • Duke Paoa Kahino Makoe Hulikohoa Kahanamoku
  • Eugene Thomas Bolden
  • Frederick "Fred" Kahele
  • George Herbert Taylor
  • Harold Herman "Stubby" Kruger
  • Jackson Zophar "Jack" Howell
  • Ludwig Ernest "Ludy" Langer
  • Michael James "Mike" McDermott
  • Norman DeMille Ross
  • Perry McGillivray
  • Pua Kele Kealoha
  • Ray Kegeris
  • Warren Daniels Kealoha
  • William White "Bill" Harris Jr.

Women's team:

  • Charlotte Duggan Boyle
  • Eleanor Marie Uhl
  • Ethelda Marguerite Bleibtrey
  • Frances Cowells Schroth
  • Irene May Guest
  • Margaret Darling Woodbridge

1924

Men's team:

  • Adam Wyman Smith
  • Duke Paoa Kahino Makoe Hulikohoa Kahanamoku
  • Harrison Smith "Harry" Glancy
  • Henry Luning
  • James Wallace "Wally" O'Connor
  • Lester Edward Smith
  • Paul Henry Wyatt
  • Peter Johann "Johnny" Weissmuller
  • Ralph Theodore Breyer
  • Richard John "Dick" Howell
  • Robert Danforth "Bob" Skelton
  • Samuel Alapai "Sam" Kahanamoku
  • Warren Daniels Kealoha
  • William Thomas "Bill" Kirschbaum

Women's team:

  • Agnes Geraghty
  • Aileen Muriel Riggin
  • Eleanor Coleman
  • Ethel Minnie Lackie
  • Euphrasia Louise "Fraze"β€’Donnelly
  • Florence Cha
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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

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Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the... Bottom...

(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)

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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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Match Thread: Wellington Phoenix FC vs Adelaide United | Australian A-League

#FT: Wellington Phoenix FC 2-1 Adelaide United

Wellington Phoenix FC scorers: Ben Waine (58'), Tomer Hemed (90'+7' PEN)

Adelaide United scorers: Stefan Mauk (51')


Venue: WIN Stadium

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LINE-UPS

Wellington Phoenix FC

Oliver Sail, Joshua Laws, Tim Payne, James McGarry (Sam Sutton), Louis Fenton, Clayton Lewis, Alex Rufer (Cameron Devlin), David Ball, Ulises DΓ‘vila, Tomer Hemed, Ben Waine (Jaushua Sotirio).

Subs: Steven Taylor, Stefan Marinovic, Charles Ngoy, Mirza Muratovic.

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Adelaide United

Tommaso Silvestri, George Timotheou, Jordan Elsey, Joshua Cavallo, Ryan Strain, Juande, Louis D'Arrigo, Stefan Mauk (Al Hassan Toure), Tomi Juric (Kusini Yengi), Craig Goodwin (Ryan Kitto), Ben Halloran.

Subs: Michael Marrone, Joe Caletti, Dakota Ochsenham.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

10' Alex Rufer Yellow Card

37' James McGarry (Wellington Phoenix) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

39' Stefan Mauk (Adelaide United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

51' Stefan Mauk Goal

58' Ben Waine Goal

65' David Ball Yellow Card

74' On: Cameron Devlin|Off: Alex Rufer

82' Substitution, Wellington Phoenix. Jaushua Sotirio replaces Ben Waine.

82' Substitution, Wellington Phoenix. Sam Sutton replaces James McGarry.

82' Substitution, Adelaide United. Al Hassan Toure replaces Stefan Mauk.

82' Substitution, Adelaide United. Kusini Yengi replaces Tomi Juric.

90'+1' Substitution, Adelaide United. Ryan Kitto replaces Craig Goodwin.

90'+5' Tommaso Silvestri Yellow Card

90'+6' Cameron Devlin Yellow Card

90'+6' Al Hassan Toure Yellow Card

90'+7' Tomer Hemed Penalty - Scored

90'+9' Substitution, Wellington Phoenix. Steven Taylor replaces Tomer Hemed.


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