The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
Some famous musician I don’t even like keeps asking me to blow air on him whenever he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1
To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…
What inspired Bach to compose “Air on the G String”?
When his wife farted in her thong.
I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.
It took me four hours to eat my soup.
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
I used to date a air hostess from Helsinki...
I dropped her off to work last week and she just vanished into Finnair.
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
What do you use to clean the air?
The best thing to do with a crying baby is throw them in the air.
Because what goes up must calm down.
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.
Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?
Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?
I was going to start a subreddit for people to post pictures of their favorite movers of air...
But OnlyFans was already taken.
I saw someone carry a large air conditioner to their car
What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars
Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?
It's easy to get carried away.
What did the air traffic controller say to the angry pilot?
My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.
After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef
The steaks had never been higher
It was getting really hot in the journey, so I opened the window to let some air in.
I closed the window after a minute, and everyone disappeared from inside the space shuttle!
What are the best chords to use when playing air guitar?
Vocal chords
Courtesy of my wife!
Once my little boy stopped loving tractors, he started to really suck the air out of the room.
He became an extractor fan.
The greatest air force to ever exist
Had to pay $1.75 to put air in my tire today.
This inflation is out of control!
I used to hate my job standing at one corner of the room, blowing air at people.
My friend has been having the hardest time getting pool noodles air frieighted in. Last night, he said he's going to have them sent on a container ship...
I said, "whatever boats your float."
I wanted to be a hot air balloon pilot
But that career never really got off the ground
Every time I go to my therapist, I stand in one corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.
Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.
I went to the Air and Space Museum.
It was an empty building.
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50
Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
Air used to be free at gas stations, but now it costs $1.50...
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
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