Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
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What do you call an agnostic person during the Christmas season?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, agnostic, and someone with dyslexia?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I used to know a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.
He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I once knew a dyslexic, agnostic, paranoid insomniac.
He'd lie awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
My uncle was a dyslexic agnostic insomniac.
He used to lay awake at nights wondering if there really was a dog.
(I'm sure most of you have probably heard this one before, but I just remembered it and hopefully it's new to someone)
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︎ Mar 31 2018
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?
3 angry guys hitting you.
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︎ Dec 26 2017
Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Doctor finally diagnosed me as dyslexic with insomnia. And considering I'm agnostic...
...that finally explains me laying awake wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Aug 17 2017
Have you heard of atheism?
Itβs a non-prophet organization
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︎ Mar 22 2019
If God had low self esteem, would that make him an atheist?
Because he doesnβt believe in himself
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︎ Jul 05 2019
What do you call a dyslexic atheist?
A person who doesn't believe in dog.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Dad popped this one the other day
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He used to lay awake at night and wonder if there really was a dog.
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︎ Mar 27 2014
What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
He stayed up all night wondering if there's a dog.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?
He was up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic person ?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dislexic and an agnostic?
Somebody who stays up all night, debating whether or not there is a dog.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I used to know a dyslexic agnostic insomniac
. He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Have you heard about the dislexic agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
What does the dyslexic,agnostic insomniac do ?
Stay up all night wondering if there's a dog
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︎ Mar 03 2020
What happens when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Oct 06 2017
What happens to someone who is agnostic, an insomniac, and dyslexic?
They lay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
"Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
An oldie but still good.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if dog exists.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He used to lie awake at night worrying about the existence of dog.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He kept himself awake at night wondering if there was a dog.
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︎ Aug 11 2018
What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What does a dyslexic, agnostic kid with insomnia do?
He lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!
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︎ May 10 2019
What do you get when crossing an agnostic, dyslexic, and insomniac?
A person who stays awake all night pondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
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︎ Mar 24 2018
A friend of mine is an agnostic insomniac with dyslexia.
He lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Feb 21 2019
What did the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.
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︎ Dec 23 2017
What do agnostic dyslexic insomniacs do?
They stay up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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︎ Feb 06 2018
Did you hear about the Dyslexic, Agnostic Insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if his Dog was real.
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︎ Jun 27 2018
What happens when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?
A person that stays up all night wondering if thereβs a dog
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︎ Dec 26 2017
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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︎ Nov 23 2016
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Somebody who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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︎ Nov 23 2015
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a dog.
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︎ Dec 07 2016
Did you guys hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?
Somebody who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?
HeΒ laysΒ awakeΒ atΒ nightΒ wonderingΒ ifΒ thereΒ isΒ aΒ dog.
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︎ Jul 30 2015
What type of organization is atheism?
A non-prophet organization
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