She was there and hauled off by the orderly in the latest episode while playing bingo.
Has Skinner kicked her out? Did I miss something?
I love watching The Simpsons, but it just dawned on me this morning how narcissistic Seymour's mother is. Here are a couple of quotes from the show that highlight that:
(Seymour talking to Edna Krabappel, Agnes peeks over the fence to see this)
Agnes: SEYMOUR! I told you not to play in the neighbor's yard!
Seymour: It's a party, mother, I was invited.
Agnes: Well....I must have been invited too.
Seymour: Mother insists that I retroactively pay her back for all the food I ate as a child.
Seymour (talking to Bart): You should listen to your mother. I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye.
(Turns to the window to see a house on a hill)
Oh there's mother now, watching me.
(Hears Agnes in his head)
What's that? I have a right to be here, its school business. That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!
(Seymour and Agnes in line for something)
Agnes: I'm tired. Seymour, tell them we're next!
Seymour: I'm not principal of the line, mother.
Agnes: And you never will be.
(Seymour playing a carnival ring toss game)
Agnes: No, throw it over the pig, that's no good, are you blind?
Seymour: I'm trying, mother. It's hard!
Agnes: Your failing Seymour, what is it with you and failing?
(Bart walks onto the school bus to find Seymour sitting there)
Seymour: Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
Some of those Simpsons writers must have had narc mothers.
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
..... Will get a reward.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
