My 6th grade son was in a REALLY good mood after school today...

There was a new girl from Kentucky in his class. He asked her "how's the fried chicken?". Long story short she gave him her phone number. I'm so proud and still laughing πŸ˜†

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtyMSzombie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Why giraffe goes to the library after school?

Everything he reads there is higher studies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Where does a person go after high school?

Home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psych-Demon
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear Dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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An Iraqi schoolchild gets back home after school

His father asks him: β€œSon, what’s that on your back?”

The son answers: β€œIt’s my bag, dad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batnuna
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I suspected my sister's butter had developed intelligence after she took it to school in her lunch box.

Sure enough, it was on her roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why was the geometry student sad after school?

He got on the Rhombus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TWS-Colt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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After high school Farris Bueller became one of the most controversial FBI directors in recent memory after his investigation of a sitting president

The investigation was known as the "Bueller Report"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thylocine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Like a lot of people, I had a hard time deciding on what to do after finishing school.

After some thought, I decided to go home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Where do cows go after elementary school?

To a second dairy school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/limonesinparadise
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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What Do Dogs Do After They Finish Obedience School?

They get their masters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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After hearing me perform, my music teacher in school told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Where did the picture go after high school?

Collage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alvbatross
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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What did James Brown say after he attended an Ivy League school?

β€œI FEEL WELL!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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After explaining to his parents that he was going to drop out of med school and instead focus on being a mime,

they said, "you don't say!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Another Dad cut in front of me in the after school pick up line

It really pissed me off. So the next day I got there early and taught his kid how to ride a bike.

And you can never get that back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SykoKilla_ii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Where do cows go after high school?

To moo-niversity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/limonesinparadise
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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If they named schools after their most famous alums.

Actual conversation with my wife this afternoon.

Me: If they named schools after their most famous alum, then I would have gone to "Duane, 'The Rock' Johnson High."

Wife: I suppose so.

Me: Home Economics enrollment would go through the roof.

Wife: confused Why?

Me: So they could smell what The Rock is cooking.

Wife: Oh God, you are SUCH a Dad.

Edit: I apparently can't apostrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtomicChicken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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My parents really encouraged me to go to college to get a degree after high school even thought I told them I already had 98.6 of them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanTellsaStory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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When my kids are old enough to start attending school, I play on withdrawing them after day one.

I refuse to let them receive anything less than a first class education.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sykilik101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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Before and after med school

Dad sent me this pic today. http://imgur.com/rPiWFfn/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirpeech
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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Wife and I picked up our 8 year old son after a school field trip to a pumpkin farm. Son takes it to the next level. Wife about leaped out of the car...

Me: What did they have at the farm?

Son: Pumpkins and gourds.

Me: Did you get to pick one out to take home?

Son: I got a gourd because it looked cool. /shows us multi colored, striped gourd

Me: Gourd for you!

Son: /slightly confused... Yes, I got this gourd.

Me: So... would you say you had a ... gourd time?

Wife: /groans

Son: Ya, I had a gourd time.

Wife: /groans again.

Wife: Really?!

Me: He gets these jokes now. He's all... gourd up now.

Wife: STOP!

Son: Oh, gourd!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shifty21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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My dad threw this one at me after learning I am taking Astronomy in school.

What is a light year?

Its just like a regular year, but with less calories!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donteatthat45
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

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