Trying to take my shot and apply what I've learned working 60 hours a week for almost 3 decades, helping one owner secure the necessary 20 cars and underground storage, and another own an island.
The lil' hobbit you're buying from in his smial
Next couple of months will be busy. Lots of inventory to bring in, so these posts will no longer continue. I absolutely love the personal side of selling on Reddit; much more than directing people to my site. My plan is to come back occasionally once I get my bearings, and post a nice list of all killer no filler metal records.
All records are new and unplayed; some may have been popped open to verify color. I run a small site where I (mostly) import titles from a distributor that are traditionally tough to get in the US. Still a pricey proposition with international shipping, but I am usually cheapest on Discogs (and even cheaper direct) and faster for US residents obviously.
Flat rate shipping of $5.25. Orders of 1 or 2 records go in Mighty Mailers, anything larger than two records goes in my first batch of Whiplash mailers ***Orders over $66.66 ship free; I always offer insurance, and would be happy if you chose it and kicked in $1.50 and I'll cover the rest. Priced as FIRM but if ordering a few things, if I can help out on top of the free shipping, I'll offer it up when figuring a total.
I can provide pictures of any, just ask. If you want to know specifically if a title has been popped open to very color of if it's still sealed, just ask.
For payment, I'll create and email/link and invoice from my website, and you can check out via PayPal or however you want. It is a Wix site, so nothing shady :) If you really don't trust that, I will send a PayPal invoice.
I left a shortlist of CDs at the end. Largely french black metal from a label I recently brought in. 6 of them landed in my personal collection on top of the four I've had for a few years.
100 Demons - S/T (red) $14.00
1349 – Liberation (gold) $21.00
1349 – The Infernal Pathway (sun yellow vinyl) $33.50
1782 – From The Graveyard (red w/ black splatter) $29.50
Abnormality - Sociopathic Constructs (black) $28.00
Abstracter - Cinereous Incarnate (milky white / black swirl) $24.50 SOLD
Acid Mammoth - Acid Mammoth (blue/purple merge) $29.50
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... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dont want to make this too long, the title pretty much explains the story. It seems like Gvardiol's IF has flown under the radar despite him being packed a million times. The dude is like 11k and the only CB I have used this year that I might put ahead of him, yes might Gvardiol is that good, is his CB partner in my team at the moment, Kimpembe. I am playing him off chem and he muscles everyone off the ball, wins every aerial duel, and his 78 dribbling and 76 passing mixed with a 4* weakfoot make him an amazing distributor. If you need a bundesliga CB go Gvardiol dudes cracked
Has anyone else tried him?
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
A play on words.
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
Been awhile since I posted; lots of new titles in stock.
All records are new and unplayed; some may have been popped open to verify color. I run a small site where I (mostly) import titles from a distributor that are traditionally tough to get in the US. Still a pricey proposition with international shipping, but I am usually cheapest on Discogs (and even cheaper direct) and faster for US residents obviously.
Flat rate shipping of $4.50. I pack well protected in a box not a mailer, bubble wrapped with cardboard protection, and ship to the US only. Prices are firm, there's really no wiggle room here. If I can trim a bit off, I'll offer it up when figuring a total.
I can provide pictures of any, just ask. If you want to know specifically if a title has been popped open to very color of if it's still sealed, just ask.
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100 Demons - S/T (red) 14.00
1349 - Hellfire (red) 27.00
1349 – Liberation (gold) 21.00
1349 – The Infernal Pathway (sun yellow vinyl) 33.50
1782 – From The Graveyard (red w/ black splatter) 29.50
1782 / Acid Mammoth - Doom Sessions Vol. 2 (Purple) 30.00
A Pale Horse Named Death - When the World Becomes Undone ( hand #'d box set) 51.50
Abnormality - Sociopathic Constructs (black) 28.00
Acid Mammoth - Acid Mammoth (blue/purple merge) 29.50
Acid Mammoth - Caravan (coloured vinyl) 29.50
Acid Mammoth - Under Acid Hoof (coloured vinyl) 29.50
Addaura - Burning For the Ancients 19.00
Amenra - Mass VI (black) 23.00
Amon Amarth – Twilight Of The Thunder God (black, 180G vinyl remaster) 28.50
Anachitis - The Sorcerer's Sorrow (clear / smoke) 27.00
Aquilus - Arbor (black) 21.00
Arkangel – Hope You Die By Overdose (grey) 33.50
Arkangel – Is Your Enemy (black) 27.50
Audn - Farvegir Fyrndar (black) 26.50
Audn - Vokudraumsins Fangi (crystal clear) 33.50
Austere – To Lay Like Old Ashes (black) 31.00
Backfire! - In Harm's Way (gold) 23.50
Bathory - Requiem (180g black) 29.50
Bell Witch & Aerial Ruin – Stygian Bough Volume I (Purple Marbled) 30.50
Belzebong - Light The Dankness (orange) 30.50
Bison BC - Lovelessness 17.75
Black Metal - The Cult Never Dies Volume One 32.00
Black Sheep Wall – It Begins Again (black) 26.50
Borgne - Y (black) 25.50
Bossk - Audio Noir (black) 20.00
Bound in Fear - The Hand of Violence (transparent w/ blood splatter) 10.00
Bretus - Aion Tetra 18.00
Burn The Priest – Legion: XX (mint green) 24.50
Burzum - Thulêan Mysteries (clear) 29.50
... keep reading on reddit ➡There hasn't been a post all year!
