It's fantastic for raisin awareness.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
He has his own private Elfcare
My kid has 4 kid-knees
It's all about raisin awareness.
They're surprised that it's filled with OSHA violations
I'm unsure as to whether I should write "To WHO" or "TO WHOM?"
He was a... super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
They could have been more hospitable.
Not my first choice but the doctor said I needed to cut down my red meat.
It was an Oregon transplant.
The Sturgeon General.
I posted maybe a month ago and wanted to give you all an update on how the wedding went!
My absolutely stunning bride walked down the isle to "The Throne Room" song from A New Hope where Princess Leia gives the medals to Han and Luke.
My vows were:
"You are the love of my life. Ever since you walked into my life about 2.5 years ago, you have made literally every part of my life better and more beautiful, you have filled my life with a lot of laughter and love. You have this amazing indefinable quality to you that makes you so amazing and the perfect woman for me. I love you with all of my heart.
Even when we are apart for only a few hours, we tell each other how much we miss each other. Well today, I misses you.
I vow that I will always be there for you, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, but let’s make it richer, we are the Richardsons
I vow that I will do my best to keep you laughing, smiling and happy for the rest of our lives.
I vow that I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
I vow I will love you with all of the love, for all of my days."
It was a beautiful evening, with lots of laughs, plenty of serious heartfelt moments and lots of happiness! My wife and I could not be happier and it was perfect! I hope you all had a good day, I sure did!
... they said just this once, they would let it slide
Turns out it was superlaxative.
Who let the dogs out? W.H.O.-W.H.O.-W.H.O., W.H.O. LET THE DOGS OUT!
It’s for the benefit of the deaf.
Because he was acting cookie and had a split personality.
Instead of using the drive-thru at Burger King I'm parking the car and walking in
Because of the whisk factor.
WHO could take care of this?
…but they physically fit.
It’s really important to find a woman that you love and who loves you the same.
It’s really important to find a woman that sexually excites you and that she feels the same about you.
It’s really important to find a woman who will care for you and that you will care for her, in sickness and in health.
It’s absolutely fucking vital that these three women do not know each other.
I had no option but to visit a back-alleyway dealer
Cardi O
Because they are never under the weather.
A Bi-Polar Bear
They act as a dewormer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
They’re technically Elf employed
She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
So far I’ve got:
Sandwich co (you can’t beat our meat) IT company (if you’ve got a Trojan we can help) Laundry service (dont press your luck) Organic shop (all we do is pot, and pull hoes) or (getting down and dirty with your hoes) Pet groomers (send your dog to pound town) Transport and travel [by plane] (we’ll get you high) Financial planner (saving lives, with your life savings) Bakery (fresh perky muffins in the front, soft buns in the back) Coffee shop (Mugging you at every corner)
Still looking for raunchy puns and double entendres for:
A Podcast/ music studio A Personal chef A Tour and travel agency A Health care company A Record studio A Game developer A Copyrighting co A Tailor A Garage/bike repair company A Clothing/hat maker A Personal trainer A Truck sharing (moving co) An Architecture bureau or real estate co An Illustrator A Pest control company A Wedding planner A Fishing and charter tour company A Liquor store
Help me out.
Apparently... They have nothing to go on at this time
A harmonica.
Then one day when I was watching my health, he stole my wallet.
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
It was fund a mental
Now they all have Mousey Tongue.
that way you won't take any fall damage.
Because it's super natural
