Roddy Piper's supposed retirement match against Adrian Adonis and the birth of Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake (WWF WrestleMania III) youtube.com/watch?v=yzLjq…
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[Yates] Redskins running backs under contract for 2020: Adrian Peterson, Derrius Guice, Peyton Barber, Bryce Love, Josh Ferguson. twitter.com/fieldyates/st…
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[WDIS] (pick 2) Cedric Benson @STL, Felix Jones @TB, Adrian Peterson v.NO, Marion Barber v.SEA

Ok, yeah, I know... start your studs. However, it sounds like Peterson is going to be splitting carries with Gerhart so I'm not sure he is really the right choice. I'm also not liking Barber against a Seattle defense that has been pretty solid.

Benson and Jones both have good match-ups so I will most likely play them, does anyone want to try and talk me out of it?

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Pick 3. Adrian Peterson, Michael Bush, Rashard Mendenhall, Marion Barber, Ahmad Bradshaw, Jordy Nelson, and Dwayne Bowe. (Only 1 receiver)

Looking for my two backs and my flex. We do aggregate playoffs and I lost by 32 last week (opponent had ridiculous luck) so I need to win by 33 points!

Also, Brent Celek or Jermaine Gresham?

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[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sandhagen vs. Dillashaw - Live Discussion Thread

Welcome to r/mma's discussion of UFC Fight Night: Sandhagen vs. Dillashaw, from Las Vegas, Nevada, United States! Please keep the fight discussions in here.

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Card Info

Airing on (ESPN/ESPN+) @ 04:00 PM ET

Main Card:

Division Fighters Link
Bantamweight Cory Sandhagen vs. T.J. Dillashaw LINK
Bantamweight Aspen Ladd vs. Macy Chiasson LINK
Bantamweight Kyler Phillips vs. Raulian Paiva LINK
Featherweight Darren Elkins vs. Darrick Minner LINK
Flyweight Maycee Barber vs. Miranda Maverick LINK
Welterweight Mickey Gall vs. Jordan Williams LINK

Undercard:

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Middleweight Punahele Soriano vs. Brendan Allen LINK
Middleweight Ian Heinisch vs. Nassourdine Imavov LINK
Bantamweight Adrian Yanez vs. Randy Costa LINK
Bantamweight Julio Arce vs. Andre Ewell LINK
Flyweight Sijara Eubanks vs. Elise Reed LINK
Strawweight Diana BelbiΕ£Δƒ vs. Hannah Goldy LINK

^(Fight card order may be inaccurate.)

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Ranking the Lead Rusher of every Super Bowl winning Team, Part 1: The Bottom Tier (43-31)

I really enjoyed doing my Super Bowl losing Quarterbacks ranking (thanks to everybody who followed that) so I definitely wanted to do another one. Since my last two series both focused on quarterbacks, I wanted to do another position this time, so I thought it would be fun to rank the lead rusher of every team that won the Super Bowl.

The term "lead rusher" refers to the player who gained the most rushing yards of any player on the team during the year that team won the Super Bowl. In the case of every Super Bowl winning team, that player is always either a running back or a fullback. In some cases, one back gets more carries or touchdowns, or a different back will take the lead in the playoffs, but the player included on the list is the one who got the most rushing yards during the regular season. However, I am ranking the players based on their entire careers and not just the Super Bowl season. In cases where the same player led more than one Super Bowl winning team in rushing yards, that player will receive one entry for their entire career, not separate entries for each season. Because of several repeats, a total of 43 men have led the 55 Super Bowl winning teams in rushing.

To make this ranking easier, I've divided it into four tiers: The Bottom Tier (43-31), the Mid Tier (30-21), the Top Tier (20-11), and the Hall of Fame Tier (10-1). This is the first post in the series, the bottom tier. I will begin working on the Mid Tier post and post it as soon as it is ready, probably some time in the next week. In future posts, I will link to the previous posts at the bottom.

Let's begin.

43. Jonas Gray, 2014 New England Patriots (89 attempts, 412 yards, 5 touchdowns)

The most shocking thing I discovered while researching this ranking was that Jonas β€œThe One Game Wonder” Gray actually led the 2014 Patriots in rushing yards. I said that I was ranking them based on their entire careers and not the Super Bowl season, but in Gray’s case his entire career basically was the 2014 season. Gray grew up in Detroit, played college football at Notre Dame, and was not selected in the 2012 Draft. He did not make any rosters his rookie year, and spent the 2013 season on the Ravens’ practice squad.

Gray was picked up by the Patriots prior to the 2014 season. He did not make the final roster, but was signed to their practice squad. The Patriots began the season with Shane Vereen as their starting RB, with Stevan Ridley backing him up. Gray was prom

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Every Play From Week 14's Top Waiver Pickups

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Suggested FAAB: 1%

Yes, the walking corpse of Big Ben is somehow still fantasy-relevant, and he could come through for fantasy managers in a crucial Week 14 matchup. Ben will travel to take on the Vikings, who have given up the 5th-most fantasy points to QBs in 2021. Ben has actually been pretty consistent this season, but the ceiling just hasn’t been there.

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He has at least 200 passing yards in 10-straight games, at least 1 passing touchdown in all 11 games this season, to go with just 6 total interceptions. Among QBs with at least 10 games played, only 3 QBs (Cousins, Wentz, Rodgers) have logged fewer interceptions. He’s posted a solid floor all season long, and will be in position to take advantage of a Vikings defense that has given up the 3rd-most yards to WRs this season.

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Suggested FAAB: 3%

A much more risky option for Week 14, Cam may have found his way back onto your waivers after the horrific Week 12 performance led into his Week 13 bye. However, the upside is definitely there against a struggling Falcons defense. The Falcons have given up the 2nd-most fantasy points to QBs in 2021, and they’ve been a great matchup to target for streaming QBs.

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They have caused the league’s fewest sacks (15), and have forced close to the league’s fewest interceptions (6), while allowing the 3rd-most passing touchdowns (25). Cam has a rushing touchdown in each of his 3 games this season, and should be even more of a focal point around the goal-line, in the absence of McCaffrey. While the offense will no doubt struggle as a whole, and Cam will have his ugly statlines, Week 14 presents a matchup with some serious upside.

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An Ode, a Thank You and a Farewell to M43 (Long post)

Hey all,

even though this might get some downvotes I wanted to say a very good bye to this great community and M43 for me.

Since I enjoyed the overall positivity here very much I feel the need to give not an excuse but an explanation of what let to my decision.

This could be a long one. Thanks in advance to everyone who is reading this. I was typing this while waiting for my flight back from Iceland where I took the last images with my G9:

Iceland 1

Iceland 2

I tried to categorize the parts. Feel free to skip them if your are not interested. There are also some images in this post to loosen things up a little.

TL;DR:

>!M43 is an amazing system but after a few years of growing with it I decided to need a change. I bought a Sony A7IV. I’ll still be around for a while posting shots from my G9. And I will be even longer around as a visitor to your great content.!<

My backstory with photography

My photography journey started on the job. Lets just say part of it is photographing crime scenes. Not journalistically. The images I take aren’t pretty and they surely don’t have to be. The focus is always dead center (pun morbidly intended). There is no artistic element to this. But you need to be able to take shots in every condition and know how to handle different lighting situations to best capture the scene.

I do this for 6 years now. I got equipped with a then brand new Canon 80D with some rally nice glass. Even a 100mm f2.8 IS USM L (not that I knew what kit I was handling there at that time). Meanwhile this got upgraded to a 90D.

I didn’t knew anything about photography back then. I had some training but it was mostly worthless. If you are not practicing daily with the settings and what they do then β€žApertureβ€œ and β€žFocal Legnthβ€œ are just words with no meaning.

But by boss encouraged us to take our gear home and practice in our free time if we wanted to. So I did and took my girlfriend, now wife, to some fancy places and started shooting. Oof that sweet out of focus background. Stunning! My wife loved it. I loved it. Im ready to dump some money on this.

Here is the very first shot that comes up in my Lightroom archive back in 2016. My in-laws have a bird sanctuary. Shot

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Personal Finance Podcasts and Investing Podcasts List

Hi all. Please see a large list of personal finance, investing, estate planning, insurance, and crypto (web3/defi) podcastsΒ  (and their youtube channels as well, if applicable).Β  Β The first column is a link to the google podcasts, the second column is a link to their youtube channel (if they have one), the third column includes the hosts names and designations, and the fourth column includes the type (personal finance, investing, etc)

Podcasts (Audio) Podcasts (Youtube Channel) Hosts Type
None Safeguard Wealth Management Eric Sajdak, ChFC Personal Finance
None Greenbush Financial Group Michael Ruger, CFP Personal Finance
Retirement Planning Education, with Andy Panko Retirement Planning Demystified Andy Panko, CFP, RICP, EA Personal Finance
None Next Level Life The Financial Ghost Personal Finance
None The Plain Bagel Richard Coffin, CFA , CFP Personal Finance
None Ben Felix - Common Sense Investing Ben Felix, CFA, CFP Personal Finance
None Boomer Benefits Danielle Roberts Insurance
None Will Peterson Will Peterson Personal Finance
None Griffin Bridgers Griffin Bridgers, JD Estate Planning
Ready For Retirement Root Financial Partners James Conole, CFP Personal Finance
Hack Your Wealth Personal Finance Tips Andrew Chen Personal Finance
The Rational Reminder Podcast The Rational Reminder Podcast Ben Felix, CFA, CFP / Cameron Passmore Investing
[Money Guy Show](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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[OC] Where does Jonathan Taylor's recent 8-game stretch rank among other productive 8-game RB stretches in history?

Hi everyone,

Inspired by this tweet from Secret Base, I decided to put together a post endeavoring to contextualize the last 8 games that Jonathan Taylor has had from a statistical standpoint. The tweet very clearly shows Taylor is in rarified air, but there have been a lot of great RB/OL combos to generate a lot of productive seasons, so I took the opportunity to look at some other dominant 8-game stretches in NFL history and present them in an easy-to-absorb format.

Taylor has amassed 1,203 scrimmage yards in his last 8 games; a shade over 150 scrimmage yards per game. How many times has the 150 ypg mark been reached in an 8-game stretch in NFL history? The answer is probably more times than you think! How many of those stretches were part of MVP campaigns? The answer is probably...fewer times than you think.

As I hinted, all of these stretches were nestled in single seasons (none that start in one season and end in the next). None were interrupted by absences mid-season (i.e. all take place in 8-week stretches, plus byes). I also did not "double down" on any of these (i.e. no overlapping stretches from the same player). I don't want to overstuff this post with preliminary items, so if anyone has any questions or other 8-game stretches they want to highlight, I'd love to hear them in the comments...otherwise, hope you enjoy!

##The table

Sorted by scrimmage yards:

Player Season Weeks Rush Yards TD YPC Rec Yards TD YScrim TD
Tiki Barber 2005 10-17 205 1,100 4 5.4 38 378 1 1,478 5
Larry Johnson 2005 10-17 239 1,244 14 5.2 24 228 1 1,472 15
Chris Johnson 2009 8-15 209 1,134 9 5.5 28 320 1 1,454 10
Jim Brown* 1963 1-8 163 1,194 9 7.3 12 222 3 1,416 12
Eric Dickerson 1983 4-11 203 1,115 13 5.5 33 281 2 1,396 15
Adrian Peterson** 2012 7-15 176 1,313 9 7.5 18 82 0 1,395 9
LaDainian Tomlinson** 2006 8-15 185 1,153 21 6.2 21 238 2 1,391 23
Walter Payton** 1977 7-14 214 1,199 10 5.6 15 185 1 1,384 11
Marshall Faulk 1999 9-16 143 710 4 4.9 47 634 2 1,344 6
Jim Brown 1961 6-13 209 1,021 7 4.9 26 321 2 1,342 9
Marshall Faulk** 2000 1-9 142 771 9 5.4 48 555 5 1,326 14
Marcus Allen* 1985 9-16 206 1,051 4 5.1 36 275 2 1,326 6
Priest Holmes 2002 7-15 170 962 12 5.7 32 363 1 1,325 13
Christian McCaffrey 2019 3-11 164 894 9 5.5 47 420 3 1,314 12
Le'Veon Bell 2016 7-15 193 883 6 4.6 52 424 1 1,307 7
OJ Simpson 1975 7-14 158 906 9 5.7 24 391 7 1,297 16

DeMar

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Looking for a Good hairstylist/saloon for men

I have been going to those cheap 40 dhs barber shops in bdxb and Karam since I forever, but I manage to fuck up my hair also everytime.

Idm spending a little more to get a proper one this time. Do you guys know anyone who can recommend me some good hairstyles and give me great cut?

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Match Thread: Minnesota United vs. Sporting Kansas City | Major League Soccer

#FT: Minnesota United 0–0 Sporting Kansas City


# MATCH INFORMATION

Competition: Major League Soccer - Matchweek 21

Venue: Allianz Field - Saint Paul, Minnesota, USA

Kickoff: 14:38 CDT / 15:38 EDT / 19:38 UTC / Find your timezone

TV: Find your channel here

Referees: Marcos de Oliveira - Brian Dunn - Eduardo Jeff - Ramy Touchan


#LINEUPS

Minnesota United Starting XI Notes Sporting Kansas City Starting XI Notes
#1 Tyler Miller (GK) #29 Timothy Melia (GK)
#77 Chase Gasper #36 LuΓ­s Martins
#12 Bakaye Dibassy 6' #3 Andreu FontΓ s
#15 Michael Boxall #6 Ilie
#19 Romain MΓ©tanire 60' #8 Graham Zusi 70'
#20 Wil Trapp 70' #17 Gadi Kinda
#6 Osvaldo Alonso #54 RΓ©mi Walter 21'
#31 Hassani Dotson #28 Cameron Duke 62'
#10 Emanuel Reynoso 90+4' #11 Khiry Shelton 86'
#13 Ethan Finlay 79' #9 Alan Pulido 62'
#23 Adrien Hunou #7 Johnny Russell 26'
Substitutes ----- Substitutes -----
#30 Adrian Zendejas (GK) #1 John Pulskamp (GK)
#26 D.J. Taylor #4 Roberto Punčec
#22 Jukka Raitala #13 Amadou Dia
#14 Brent Kallman #48 Kaveh Rad
#5 Jacori Hayes #19 Grayson Barber 86'
#29 Patrick Weah 79' #15 Roger Espinoza 62' 90+1'
#24 Justin McMaster 90+4' #96 Wilson Harris
#21 Juan Agudelo 70' #20 DΓ‘niel SallΓ³i 62' 86'
Manager ----- Manager -----
Adrian Heath (ENG) Peter Vermes (USA)

#MATCH EVENTS

1' - We're off in Saint Paul!

3' - Minnesota win a free kick as Reynoso is fouled early on.

5' - Khiry Shelton has a shot from range but it's easily controlled by Miller.

6' - Bakaye Dibassy is cautioned for a reckless challenge behind the play on Alan Pulido, who stays down for some time; Dibassy will be suspended for Minnesota's next match due to yellow card accumulation.

10' - Gadi Kinda forces a diving save from Tyler Miller.

11' - Graham Zusi mishi

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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Rocky 50k Ultramarathon--Run Report

Rocky is one of my favorite all time movies. I saw it in theatres when it first came out and the rags to riches plot (though not the boxing itself, which is barbaric and violent) and music resonated with me.

Years ago I read of the Philly magazine reporter who connected all the movie plot points from Rocky 2 into an ultramarathon race course. This is the video link of that infamous run.

That article went viral, which led to another article and a very kind person Rebecca Shaeffer, now Rebecca Barber volunteered to actually put on the Rocky race. She’s incredibly nice and has been organizing this non-race ever since. But back then I thought that’s crazy, who would ever voluntarily run more than a marathon? Then I did just that, and the crazy part become the normal part, and I got sucked deeply into the ultra world.

But the timing between work and family never worked to do the Rocky run. This year, the stars seemed aligned and I might be able to participate. I didn’t train for a 50k but I had kept up my fitness after significant distance ultras over the past year. Only in the past week did it become more possible, which meant my taper was exactly two days. Just in case I could go, I ordered my Rocky uniform grey sweats and red sweatband that arrived the next day.

The race started on Saturday morning, December 4th at 7am. I got the family ok to go on Friday late afternoon, which meant booking the hotel on Friday at 5pm and on the road with the family at 715pm for the drive from NYC to Philadelphia. Did I mention this was a fun run? So no time or finish pressure. Just run like it’s a casual long run (albeit a 50k long run) and it’s also a fatass ultra, so bring your own water, food and course map since there are no aid stations or closed streets. Also, no entry fee, no bib and no t shirt or medal. Only fun adventures await!

We arrive in Philly around 930pm and we’re hungry. So my daughter and I go hunt for food near our hotel in C

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RBs at the age of 29 or over are mostly over the hill, with few exceptions.

##What's the point?

The age of 29 may seem fairly arbitrary, and that's because it is. Players can experience difficulty finding a role in the NFL earlier (Todd Gurley at age 27), but when someone who had a great career just can't even escape the practice squad at age 29 (Le'Veon Bell), it may be a reasonable indication of both mileage and wear/tear on the body. You can use this to key in on backfields that may have occupancies soon (or now). Older players may be more prone to injuries if given more work. For instance, Atlanta is not a good RB offense by any means, but they're starting 28yo Mike Davis and 30yo Cordarrelle Patterson, which may leave the door open for someone to take over some rushing work in the future. The Giants' backup RB situation is fluid, but both backups are on the older side and Saquon recently returned from his injury. History indicates that probably some small subset of these guys will sustain a career into their early 30's, but guessing who will is a tough game to play.

###Note: Ages are as of 12/31/2021, as given by Pro Football Reference.


Players currently listed as running backs in the NFL, at least 29 years old, sorted by age (oldest first, age in parentheses):

#####RBs (Starters and Backups)

Bold indicates starter(s) or a significant share of an RBBC, Italics indicate backup, i.e., would likely inherit a decent amount of work in case of injury to the starter

Mark Ingram (32), David Johnson (29), Rex Burkhead (31), Texans: With Phillip Lindsay (27), easily the oldest backfield in the NFL, perhaps rivaling the Lakers for age. Of these RBs, Ingram and Johnson lead in snaps (Ingram:Johnson:Lindsay:Burkhead = 38%:36%:22%:14%) and Ingram leads in touches by far.

Cordarrelle Patterson (30), Falcons: This year's surprise RB has been WR/KR/PR specialist-turned-RB Patterson. The Pats first tried giving him some carries (42 in the 2018 season) and he did surprisingly well on them (5.4 YPC). Last season, he garnered 64 carries (3.6 YPC) with the Bears, but the Falcons have already given him 21 carries through 3 games as a backup to Mike Davis (28).

Giovani Bernard (29), Buccaneers: A theorized major pass-catching role may have finally materialized, as he caught 9 passes for 51 yards from Tom Brady in Week 3. This comes at the expense of the other RBs on the team in Leonard Fournette (26) and Ronald Jones (24), who have been plagued by various issues, including questions about their reliability a

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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UFC Fight Night: Sandhagen vs. Dillashaw

A bantamweight bout between former two-time UFC Bantamweight Champion T.J. Dillashaw and Cory Sandhagen is expected to serve as the event headliner. It will be Dillashaw's first fight since his two-year suspension due to testing positive for recombinant human erythropoietin (EPO), which resulted in his title vacancy.

Weight class Fighter vs. Fighter Results
Main: Sat, Jul 24, 12:00 PM EDT
Bantamweight Cory Sandhagen (-180) vs. T.J. Dillashaw (+150) Decision (split)
Bantamweight Kyler Phillips (-250) vs. Raulian Paiva (+195) Decision (majority)
Featherweight Darren Elkins (+135) vs. Darrick Minner (-165) TKO (punches)
Women’s Flyweight Miranda Maverick (-140) vs. Maycee Barber (+110) Decision (split)
Bantamweight Randy Costa (+160) vs. Adrian Yanez (-195) TKO (punches)
Prelims: Sat, Jul 24, 08:00 AM EDT
Middleweight Punahele Soriano (-115) vs. Brendan Allen (-115) Decision (unanimous)
Middleweight Nassourdine Imavov (+125) vs. Ian Heinisch (-145) TKO (punches)
Welterweight Mickey Gall (+160) vs. Jordan Williams (-200) Submission (rear-naked choke)
Bantamweight Julio Arce (-190) vs. Andre Ewell (+155) TKO (punches)
Women’s Flyweight Sijara Eubanks (-280) vs. Elise Reed (+220) TKO (punches)
Women’s Strawweight Diana Belbita (-115) vs. Hannah Goldy (-155) Decision (unanimous)

UFC Vegas 32 Free Fight: Cory Sandhagen vs Marlon Moraes

UFC Vegas 32 Free Fight: TJ Dillashaw vs Cody Garbrandt 1

Last Thread: UFC on ESPN: Makhachev vs. MoisΓ©s

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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[Match Thread] Sporting Kansas City vs Minnesota United FC

FT: 90' Sporting Kansas City 4-0 Minnesota United FC


Match Info:

Date: September 15, 2021

Time: 19:30 (US/Central)

Venue: Children's Mercy Park


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Sporting Kansas City: WLDDDW

Minnesota United FC: WDDLWD


Lineups:

Sporting Kansas City - 4-3-3

Starting XI: Timothy Melia, Graham Zusi, Ilie SΓ‘nchez, Andreu FontΓ s, Luis Martins, Cameron Duke, JosΓ© Mauri, Roger Espinoza, Johnny Russell, Khiry Shelton, DΓ‘niel SallΓ³i

Substitutes: John Pulskamp, Nicolas Isimat-Mirin, Roberto Punčec, Amadou Dia, Kaveh Rad, Jake Davis, Grayson Barber, Wilson Harris

Coach: P. Vermes

Minnesota United FC - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Tyler Miller, Romain Metanire, Michael Boxall, Bakaye Dibassy, D.J. Taylor, Jacori Hayes, Wil Trapp, Ethan Finlay, Adrien Hunou, Franco Fragapane, Fanendo Adi

Substitutes: Adrian Zendejas, Dayne St. Clair, Brent Kallman, Jukka Raitala, Joseph Rosales, Robin Lod

Coach: A. Heath


Match Stats:

Sporting Kansas City 4 - 0 Minnesota United FC
64% Ball Possession 36%
12 Total Shots 10
8 Shots On Target 0
4 Shots Off Target 7
0 Blocked Shots 3
9 Shots Inside Box 7
3 Shots Outside Box 3
3 Corner Kicks 3
0 Offsides 2
10 Fouls 9
0 Yellow Cards 1
0 Red Cards 0
0 Goalkeeper Saves 4
670 Passes 368
603 (90%) Accurate Passes 299 (81%)

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

14' GOAL! Scored by K. Shelton (Sporting Kansas City)

36' GOAL! Scored by D. SallΓ³i (Sporting Kansas City)

45' Penalty scored by J. Russell (Sporting Kansas City)

50' Yellow Card for F. Fragapane (Minnesota United FC)

52' GOAL! Scored by Cameron Duke (Sporting Kansas City)

58' Substitution: B. Kallman for F. Fragapane (Minnesota United FC)

58' Substitution: J. Raitala for D. Taylor (Minnesota United FC)

58' Substitution: J. Rosales for J. Hayes (Minnesota United FC)

67' Substitution: R. Lod for F. Adi (Minnesota United FC)

83' Substitution: G. Barber for D. SallΓ³i (Sporting Kansas City)

87' Substitution: W. Harris for K. Shelton (Sporting Kansas City)

90' Match whistled off

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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NarFFL Waiver Report - Week 14

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Player Times Claimed Added For $0 Min Bid Avg Bid Max Bid
Rashaad Penny 117 39 1 31.12 98
Godwin Igwebuike 66 66
Jermar Jefferson 59 59
Jeff Wilson 55 55
Philadelphia Eagles 49 24 1 10.2 45
Amon-Ra St. Brown 49 36 1 8.38 23
Tua Tagovailoa 42 21 1 7.43 22
Jared Cook 41 40 5 5 5
Matt Prater 40 34 1 2.33 5
Seattle Seahawks 37 37
Ricky Seals-Jones 36 34 1 1 1
Austin Hooper 33 32 17 17 17
Cleveland Browns 33 30 1 4 10
Kansas City Chiefs 30 25 1 4.8 10
Cincinnati Bengals 29 26 1 2.67 5
Kendall Blanton 28 28
Rashod Bateman 28 21 1 8 20
Marquez Valdes-Scantling 28 27 4 4 4
Jimmy Garoppolo 27 15 1 5 20
Miami Dolphins 27 11 2 7.63 15
Ty Johnson 26 25 13 13 13
Minnesota Vikings 26 15 1 4.55 13
Ameer Abdullah 25 25
Jacksonville Jaguars 24 17 2 4.57 13
Kenneth Gainwell 24 16 1 6.5 23
K.J. Osborn 23 14 2 9.33 25
Foster Moreau 23 23
JaMycal Hasty 23 23
Gabriel Davis 22 15 2 5.14 8
Justin Fields 22 15 1 6.14 15
Tyler Higbee 20 19 9 9 9
San Francisco 49ers 20 13 1 3 7
Tennessee Titans 19 18 3 3 3
Jamison Crowder 19 18 1 1 1
Josh Reynolds 19 18 1 1 1
Cole Kmet 19 19
D'Ernest Johnson 19 10 1 5.89 21
Samaje Perine 19 19
Craig Reynolds 19 14 1 5.4 16
Justin Jackson 18 12 1 9.17 37
Evan Engram 18 18
Marvin Jones 18 16 2 2 2
Jalen Guyton 18 18
Dustin Hopkins 18 17 7 7 7
Carolina Panthers 16 15 1 1 1
Alex Collins 16 13 5 37.67 98
Rex Burkhead 15 13 2 4 6
Allen Robinson 15 14 4 4 4
DeVante Parker 14 4 4 8.5 15
Robby Anderson 14 6 2 9 25
Khalil Herbert 14 13 2 2 2
Taysom Hill 13 8 16 22.8 30
Sterling Shepard 13 13
Austin Walter 13 13
Ben Roethlisberger 13 8 1 7 25
Greg Zuerlein 13 10 1 4.33 7
Julio Jones 13 11 2 15 28
Jake Elliott 13 11 1 1.5 2
Denver Broncos 12 12
Arizona Cardinals 12 6 4 7.83 16
Gerald Everett 12 9 3 5.33 8
Donovan Peoples-Jones 12 9 1 9 16
Los Angeles Chargers 12 11 3 3 3
Indianapolis Colts 11 7 1 8.5 26
Jeremy McNichols 11 11
Laviska Shenault 11 9 1 3.5 6
A.J. Green 11 6 3 9.6 20
Derrick Henry 11 11
Taylor Heinicke 11 9 1 10.5 20
Los Angeles Rams 11 7 3 20.5 44
Allen Lazard 11 7 2 6.25 10
Mike Davis 11 10 3 3 3
Robbie Gould 11 10 1 1 1
Jordan Howard 11 7 2 3.75 5
Mason Crosby 11 11
Brandon McManus 10 10
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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Green Bay Packers 85 28 1 8 94
K.J. Osborn 79 19 1 12.08 46
Los Angeles Chargers 69 20 1 4.76 20
Rex Burkhead 64 57 5 8.86 15
Tennessee Titans 51 33 1 5.06 11
Denver Broncos 44 28 1 8.75 75
Harrison Butker 43 30 1 3.85 16
Amon-Ra St. Brown 42 21 2 10.29 76
Tevin Coleman 39 30 3 10.56 24
Taylor Heinicke 39 39
Julio Jones 38 11 4 11.7 60
JaMycal Hasty 38 14 1 10.58 40
Tyler Conklin 35 9 1 8.08 25
New Orleans Saints 35 12 2 6.26 25
Adrian Peterson 34 30 1 3.25 8
Seattle Seahawks 33 18 1 3.53 6
Foster Moreau 32 31 1 1 1
Kansas City Chiefs 30 28 1 8 15
Taysom Hill 28 19 1 7 13
DeVante Parker 28 22 6 8.67 12
Evan McPherson 27 27
Carolina Panthers 26 17 1 7.44 20
Ameer Abdullah 25 15 1 12.5 50
Greg Zuerlein 25 17 1 2.75 10
Russell Gage 22 12 1 14.7 70
San Francisco 49ers 22 15 2 7.43 15
Samaje Perine 22 15 1 11.14 30
Dustin Hopkins 22 17 1 3.2 6
Chris Boswell 22 13 1 2.78 6
Matt Prater 22 20 2 2.5 3
Marquez Valdes-Scantling 20 7 1 4.31 10
Sony Michel 20 16 5 21.75 37
Kenneth Gainwell 19 15 2 4 7
Carson Wentz 19 18 3 3 3
Ronald Jones 19 19
Dallas Cowboys 18 10 1 6 16
Ryan Tannehill 18 5 1 5.31 21
Cole Kmet 17 11 1 5 7
Tua Tagovailoa 16 16
Dontrell Hilliard 16 7 4 13.22 25
Jamison Crowder 15 10 1 4 7
Jimmy Garoppolo 15 13 1 1 1
DeeJay Dallas 15 15
Matt Breida 14 13 7 7 7
Mike Davis 14 8 5 12.17 25
Ricky Seals-Jones 13 8 1 3.2 8
Evan Engram 13 7 1 6.5 20
Daniel Carlson 13 13
Jake Elliott 13 13
Ryan Succop 13 13
Minnesota Vikings 13 12 1 1 1
Cam Newton 13 5 1 6.63 25
Carlos Hyde 12 11 5 5 5
Michael Badgley 12 12
Gerald Everett 12 8 1 3.75 8
Brandon Bolden 12 11 1 1 1
New York Giants 12 12
Brandon McManus 11 9 2 2 2
D'Onta Foreman 11 4 2 10.57 25
Cincinnati Bengals 11 11
Pittsburgh Steelers 11 10 3 3 3
Cleveland Browns 10 8 2 3.5 5
Graham Gano 10 9 5 5 5
Zane Gonzalez 10 9 2 2 2
Tyler Boyd 10 6 1 13 40
Rashaad Penny 9 4 3 7.2 19
Nick Westbrook-Ikhine 9 8 1 1 1
Devin Singletary 9 7 7 34 61
Alex Collins 8 4 1 3.75 10
Baltimore Ravens 8 7 4 4 4
A.J. Green 8 7 5 5 5
Las Vegas Raiders 8 8
Darrel Williams 8 7 3 3 3
Greg Joseph 8 7 1 1 1
Rondale Moore 8 8
Philadelphia Eagles 8 4 2 4.5 7
Boston Scott 8 8
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sandhagen vs. Dillashaw - Weigh-In & Pre-Fight Discussion Thread

Welcome to r/mma's pre-fight and weigh-in discussion of UFC Fight Night: Sandhagen vs. Dillashaw

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Card Info

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Main Card:

Division Fighters Link
Bantamweight Cory Sandhagen vs. T.J. Dillashaw LINK
Bantamweight Aspen Ladd vs. Macy Chiasson LINK
Bantamweight Kyler Phillips vs. Raulian Paiva LINK
Featherweight Darren Elkins vs. Darrick Minner LINK
Flyweight Maycee Barber vs. Miranda Maverick LINK
Welterweight Mickey Gall vs. Jordan Williams LINK

Undercard:

Division Fighters Link
Middleweight Punahele Soriano vs. Brendan Allen LINK
Middleweight Ian Heinisch vs. Nassourdine Imavov LINK
Bantamweight Adrian Yanez vs. Randy Costa LINK
Bantamweight Julio Arce vs. Andre Ewell LINK
Flyweight Sijara Eubanks vs. Elise Reed LINK
Strawweight Diana BelbiΕ£Δƒ vs. Hannah Goldy LINK

^(Fight card order may be inaccurate.)

Keep it civil.

Do not ask for or supply streams. Your post will be removed and your ability to post will be suspended.

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