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Match Thread: San Marino vs Andorra | World Cup Qualifying - UEFA

#FT: San Marino 0-3 Andorra

Andorra scorers: Marc Pujol (10'), Sergi Moreno (53'), Ricard Fernández (89')


Venue: Stadio Olimpico di Serravalle

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LINE-UPS

San Marino

Elia Benedettini, Davide Simoncini, Filippo Fabbri, Luca Censoni (Luca Ceccaroli), Andrea Grandoni, Manuel Battistini, Alessandro Golinucci, Enrico Golinucci, David Tomassini (Adolfo Hirsch), Marcello Mularoni (Matteo Vitaioli), Nicola Nanni.

Subs: Cristian Brolli, Simone Benedettini, Tommaso Zafferani, Alessandro D'Addario, Michael Battistini, Matteo Zavoli, Kevin Zonzini, Dante Rossi, Giacomo Conti.

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Andorra

Iker, Albert Alavedra, Max Llovera, Joan Cervos, Moisés San Nicolás (Eric De Pablos), Sergi Moreno (Márcio Vieira), Marc Vales, Jordi Aláez, Cristian Martínez (Jordi Rubio), Marc Pujol (Xavier Vieira), Ricard Fernández (Marc Rebés).

Subs: Emili García, Marc García Renom, Josep Gómes, Aarón Sánchez, Jesús Rubio, Francisco Pires.


MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

10' Marc Pujol Goal

22' Davide Simoncini (San Marino) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

28' Moisés San Nicolás Yellow Card

53' Sergi Moreno Goal

60' Substitution, San Marino. Matteo Vitaioli replaces Marcello Mularoni.

63' Enrico Golinucci (San Marino) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

66' Luca Censoni Yellow Card

68' Substitution, San Marino. Adolfo Hirsch replaces David Tomassini.

68' On: Luca Ceccaroli|Off: Luca Censoni

77' Substitution, Andorra. Marcio Vieira replaces Sergio Moreno.

84' Andrea Grandoni Yellow Card

84' On: Jordi Rubio|Off: Cristian Martínez

89' Ricard Fernández Goal

90' Substitution, Andorra. Eric De Pablos replaces Moi San Nicolás.

90' On: Marc Rebés|Off: Ricard Fernández

90' On: Xavier Vieira|Off: Marc Pujol


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A History of Hype: TODAY IS THE THIRD OF OCTOBER

Today is the third of October! MOASS almost definitely confirmed for today, because DFV is not ACAT - and to not have any ACAT shares, I would personally register my shares directly! Look what this day brought us over the past years, and just imagine what that day will bring us in 2021! <3


Events

2457 BC – Gaecheonjeol, Hwanung (환웅) purportedly descended from heaven. South Korea's National Foundation Day.

52 BC – Vercingetorix, leader of the Gauls, surrenders to the Romans under Julius Caesar, ending the siege and battle of Alesia.

42 BC – Triumvirs Mark Antony and Octavian fight a decisive battle with Caesar's assassins Brutus and Cassius.

382 – Roman Emperor Theodosius I concludes a peace treaty with the Goths and settles them in the Balkans.

1392 – Muhammed VII becomes the twelfth sultan of the Emirate of Granada.

1574 – The Siege of Leiden is lifted by the Watergeuzen.

1683 – Qing dynasty naval commander Shi Lang receives the surrender of the Tungning kingdom on Taiwan after the Battle of Penghu.

1712 – The Duke of Montrose issues a warrant for the arrest of Rob Roy MacGregor.

1739 – The Treaty of Niš is signed by the Ottoman Empire and Russia at the end of the Russian–Turkish War.

1789 – George Washington proclaims a Thanksgiving Day for that year.

1792 – A militia departs from the Spanish stronghold of Valdivia to quell a Huilliche uprising in southern Chile.

1863 – The last Thursday in November is declared as Thanksgiving Day by U.S. President Abraham Lincoln.

1873 – Chief Kintpuash and companions are hanged for their part in the Modoc War of northern California.

1912 – U.S. forces defeat Nicaraguan rebels at the Battle of Coyotepe Hill.

1918 – King Boris III of Bulgaria accedes to the throne.

1919 – Cincinnati Reds pitcher Adolfo Luque becomes the first Latin player to appear in a World Series.

1929 – The Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes is renamed to Yugoslavia by King Alexander I.

1930 – The German Socialist Labour Party in Poland – Left is founded.

1932 – Iraq gains independence from the United Kingdom.

1935 – Second Italo-Abyssinian War: Italy invades Ethiopia.

1942 – A German V-2 rocket reaches a record 85 km (46 nm) in altitude.

1943 – World War II: German forces murder 92 civilians in Lingiades, Greece.

1949 – WERD, the first black-owned radio station in the United States, opens in Atlanta.

1951 – Korean War: The First Battle of Maryang San pits Commonwealth troops against communist Chinese troops.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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concrete 🗿
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

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[Match thread] San Marino vs andorra

#[World Cup - Qualification Europe - 2020/2021] #FT: 90' San Marino 0-3 andorra


Match Info:

Date: October 12, 2021

Time: 18:45 (UTC)

Venue: Stadio Olimpico di Serravalle


Recent form

San Marino: LLLLLL

andorra: LLWLLL


Lineups:

San Marino - 4-1-4-1

Starting XI: Elia Benedettini, Manuel Battistini, Filippo Fabbri, Davide Simoncini, Andrea Grandoni, Luca Censoni, Marcello Mularoni, Enrico Golinucci, Alessandro Golinucci, David Tomassini, Nicola Nanni

Substitutes: Matteo Zavoli, Simone Benedettini, Giacomo Conti, Tommaso Zafferani, Dante Rossi, Alessandro D'Addario, Cristian Brolli, Michael Battistini, Kevin Zonzini, Luca Ceccaroli, Matteo Vitaioli, Adolfo Hirsch

Coach: F. Varrella

andorra - 4-4-2

Starting XI: Iker Álvarez, Moisés San Nicolás, Max Llovera, Albert Alavedra, Joan Cervós, Cristian Martinez, Marc Vales, Sergio Moreno, Jordi Aláez, Ricard Fernández, Marc Pujol

Substitutes: Josep Gomes, Francisco Pires, Marc Rebés, Jordi Rubio, Marc García, Jesus Rubio, Emili García, Eric De Pablos, Marcio Vieira, Xavier Vieira, Aaron Sanchez

Coach: Koldo


Match Stats:

San Marino 0 - 3 andorra
40% Ball Possession 60%
3 Total Shots 11
1 Shots On Target 7
1 Shots Off Target 3
1 Blocked Shots 1
1 Shots Inside Box 6
2 Shots Outside Box 5
2 Corner Kicks 3
0 Offsides 2
20 Fouls 12
4 Yellow Cards 1
0 Red Cards 0
5 Goalkeeper Saves 1
296 Passes 447
199 (67%) Accurate Passes 345 (77%)

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Match events

0' KICKOFF!

10' GOAL! Scored by Marc Pujol Pons (andorra)

22' Yellow Card for Davide Simoncini (San Marino)

28' Yellow Card for Moisés San Nicolás Schellens (andorra)

53' GOAL! Scored by Sergio Moreno Marín (andorra)

60' Substitution: Matteo Vitaioli for Marcello Mularoni (San Marino)

63' Yellow Card for Enrico Golinucci (San Marino)

66' Yellow Card for L. Censoni (San Marino)

68' Substitution: Adolfo Josè Hirsch for David Tomassini (San Marino)

68' Substitution: Luca Ceccaroli for L. Censoni (San Marino)

77' Substitution: Marcio Vieira de Vasconcelos for Sergio Moreno Marín (andorra)

84' Yello

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[Match thread] andorra vs San Marino

#[World Cup - Qualification Europe - 2020/2021] #FT: 90' andorra 2-0 San Marino


Match Info:

Date: September 02, 2021

Time: 18:45 (UTC)

Venue: Estadi Nacional


Recent form

andorra: LLL

San Marino: LLL


Lineups:

andorra - 4-4-2

Starting XI: Josep Gomes, Moisés San Nicolás, Max Llovera, Albert Alavedra, Joan Cervós, Jordi Aláez, Marc Vales, Sergio Moreno, Alexandre Martínez, Ricard Fernández, Marc Pujol

Substitutes: Iker Álvarez, Francisco Pires, Ildefons Lima, Marc García, Jesus Rubio, Christian Garcia, Jordi Rubio, Cristian Martinez, Xavier Vieira, Marcio Vieira, Victor Bernat, Aaron Sanchez

Coach: Koldo

San Marino - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Elia Benedettini, Manuel Battistini, Filippo Fabbri, Dante Rossi, Mirko Palazzi, Lorenzo Lunadei, Enrico Golinucci, Fabio Ramon Tomassini, David Tomassini, Adolfo Hirsch, Nicola Nanni

Substitutes: Simone Benedettini, Davide Colonna, Andrea Grandoni, Tommaso Zafferani, Michele Cevoli, Alessandro D'Addario, Giacomo Conti, Alessandro Golinucci, Marcello Mularoni, Luca Ceccaroli, Matteo Vitaioli, Marco Bernardi

Coach: F. Varrella


Match Stats:

andorra 2 - 0 San Marino
55% Ball Possession 45%
15 Total Shots 14
5 Shots On Target 2
6 Shots Off Target 8
4 Blocked Shots 4
8 Shots Inside Box 7
7 Shots Outside Box 7
8 Corner Kicks 7
1 Offsides 0
20 Fouls 13
2 Yellow Cards 2
0 Red Cards 0
2 Goalkeeper Saves 3
349 Passes 288
265 (76%) Accurate Passes 191 (66%)

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Match events

0' KICKOFF!

18' GOAL! Scored by Marc Vales (andorra)

24' GOAL! Scored by Marc Vales (andorra)

46' Substitution: Michele Cevoli for D. Rossi (San Marino)

46' Substitution: Tommaso Zafferani for David Tomassini (San Marino)

54' Yellow Card for Marc Pujol Pons (andorra)

62' Yellow Card for Jordi Aláez Peña (andorra)

64' Yellow Card for Manuel Battistini (San Marino)

65' Substitution: Marcio Vieira de Vasconcelos for Sergio Moreno Marín (andorra)

71' Yellow Card for Adolfo Josè Hirsch (San Marino)

73' Substitution: Xavier Vieira de Vasconcelos for Marc Vales (andorra)

73' Substitution: Cristian Martínez Alejo for Marc Pujol Pons (andorra)

75'

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