It was an apple with very limited memory, just one byte and everything crashed.
Outlaws are wanted.
Outlaws are Wanted!
The police track them to a motel, but can't narrow it down further. They call the judge and he writes out a warrant to search room #8 at the motel. Police break down the door and arrest the gang of cows with the stash.
Later the police captain calls the judge, "Your honor, how did you know where the gang would be hiding?"
Judge says, "It's easy Captain. Cows always room in 8".
They couldn't work out their days together.
Everyone thinks I'm have a Midwife crisis.
It’s Head & Shoulders above the rest
Not read Apple terms of agreement.
An Everest
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
That was the punchline
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
Attire
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Now all I've got is Nokia!
Really big hands
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The direction the first letter faces
A real iSoar.
I said “you’re not Adam Ant!”, he said “yeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
Black eyed peas can sing us a song and chickpeas can only hummus one.
But Bill kept the Windows
Bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
It's Christmas eve
"Ammonia cleaner." She replied. I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here."
Because God took away their paradise.
Bob
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
It can write other things too.
....Heinzsight is 20/20
I think that's abominable.
Bi-yourself.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
Outlaws are wanted.
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
Outlaws are wanted
Attire.
Outlaws are wanted.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
Outlaws are wanted.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is 20 too
It is Christmas Eve
Outlaws are wanted.
