Planning awful dad joke responses to common scenarios. Here's my first attempt...

For whenever I end up mentioning that my (currently pregnant) wife and I just had a baby:

"We just had a baby. Well, my wife did most of the work; I just had a small part in it."

concerned look

"Average part..."

embarrassed/lying look

"...above...average."

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👤︎ u/Klopfenpop
📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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