A list of puns related to "About A Boy"
“Looks like their relationship is on the rocks.” He’ll make a great dad some day.
It was diagnosed a little horse.
It’s a problem when they start smoking.
His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said “That’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”
son: dad, did you ever get shot in the army?
dad: no son, I got shot in the leggy.
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
You should see the cast.
Day of the triffics
The boy's nervousness builds, but he then asks, "Do you like potato pancakes?"
"No," comes the answer and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.
"Do you have a brother?"
"No."
After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card, "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
He spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the old one.
I'm an adult now, I can't keep on calling it sleepy snoozies time.
He has a feliz navy dad.
I decided to call him Carson.
They found him the next morning, drowned in his own teepee.
All the interesting stuff was in the appendix.
He's all right now.
There was once a boy named Lee, but he always wrote in the wrong tense. He would write 'is' for things that were, and 'was' for things that are. One day, after working for hours, he finally made a sentence in the way that it ought to be. His father was proud:
"You're writing in tense, Lee!"
never thought it would blow up like this.
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