Abc Kids Puns

Know your ABC's kids (Except for Guwucci, he sucks)

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👤︎ u/Horny-Lesbian-Hours

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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Common theme with my dad that I now use

How far is it to XYZ?

Twice as long as half the distance.

How long until we get to ABC?

Twice as long as half the time it takes.

Drives my kids nuts.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/frizzlestick

📅︎ Mar 06 2014

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