I just saw a AAA battery-delivery truck run a red light. Hope he doesn't get charged.
If you're asking for AAA batteries in a store, don't make my mistake
Do the scream quietly, I scared everybody around me.
True story: As kids, my sister and I were fighting over the TV remote and it got heated. The remote flew across the room and a couple AAA batteries fell out. My sister threw one at me, and I grabbed a nearby salt shaker and threw it at her.
My mother, who was watching this go down, just laughs and says, "Assault and battery!"
She then left the room, cackling.
I’m so unpopular, my nickname is “Battery”
I’m never included in anything
