I accidentally left some AA batteries in my pocket when I put them in the wash

That's what I call clean energy

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👤︎ u/dcschnazz
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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In the Matrix, flat-chested women enslaved by the machines for their bio-electricity are literally AA batteries.

Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.

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👤︎ u/jeremyntan
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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Chainsaws

A brilliant man created a new chainsaw that only required 5 grams of sodium chloride and just one AA battery to work. It was charged with a salt and battery.

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📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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What do you get when you have two Type A personalities fighting?

AA Battery

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📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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