What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
What do you call a group of funny cows?
I got assaulted by a group of mimes.
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
What do you call a group of ravens trying bring crows together?
A conspiracy to commit murder.
(To a group) Ewwww, it smells like somebody’s deodorant isn’t working...
Don’t look at me, I don’t wear that stuff!
Sherlock and Watson arrived on the scene of a murder and the only clue was a measuring tape pulled out to exactly 12 inches.
Apparently something was afoot.
A group of bees were traveling down the highway and pulled off to get gas.
Most went to the Gulf station but one went to the Esso station which goes to prove that there’s an Esso bee in every crowd.
It’s a crime to tell a joke to Optimus Prime.
You might be arrested for vehicular man’s laughter.
What do you call a magician that’s lost his magic?
“Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.”
Terrible joke, only three stars.
There's a group of sharks that like to meet up in secret. I'd tell you more but...
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
What’s a group of Chubby newborns called?
What do you call a group of dads?
Marvel is introducing a group of underwater superheroes
Batman: It’s been a long day Alfred. Please fill up the bathtub.
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
What do you call a group of Lynx?
I’ve recently started a dating app for chickens. It’s not my normal day job, ...
it’s just to make hens meet.
I received an email where someone made some comments about a group of people called Mark. The subject? ...
A man went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
Joke from my 9 year old. What do you call a cow that’s really good at math?
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
Pandora’s box wasn’t actually a box.
In fact, all the trouble started because it was ajar.
I have a pun for you guys, it’s a one liner
Matthew McConaughey’s new book is a great read, but he almost didn’t write it…
After some convincing from family and friends he finally said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
What’s the internal temperature of a Ton Ton?
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a bird?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma’s a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a group of sad journalists?
Need a new roof? Let me recommend my sister’s all female company...
A group of friends were walking around the beach looking to find a hotel to stay but they were all booked except for one, one of them said:
"Guys, that's our last resort."
What do you call a group of Norseman that only drink 7.5oz Pepsis?
What’s the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
The ultimate Dad joke is making your child’s name a pun.
But I’m not sure little Pete and Repete appreciate it.
What do you call a group of kangaroos?
A gangaroo.
Credit: friend’s kid.
What’s the collective noun for a group of Japanese calligraphy comedians?
What’s a cat’s favorite song?
Take meowt to the ball game.
So in a stunning turnabout my 8 year old nailed me with a great dad joke. “What’s the worst smelling monster in mythology?”
Since pirate jokes are all the rage… What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
What’s the difference between a sharply dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
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